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Ha that’s nice liberal, I see they got you workin the easy shift.

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    Ha that’s nice liberal, I see they got you workin the easy shift. Not me, I’m going in for my 36 hour shift at the ball brushing factory, where they crush my BALLS. That’s right, every day I slap these puppies up there on the hydraulic press and have more than 6 trillion newtons of force exerted directly onto my BALLS. I’m hoping for a new company record, 6.1 trillion newtons exerted directly on my BALLS. I’m hopin to win the company gift card. $25 at macys, so my girlfriend could get a nice pair of headphones, and not have to listen to me whine about my crushed balls. That I got from the ball crushing factory. I don’t even know what’s going on down there anymore, I’m scared to look.
    Ha, that's nice Liberal. I see they got you working the easy shift. Not me. I'm going in for my 36 hour shift at the BALL crushing factory, where they crush my BALLS. That's right, everyday I slap these puppies up there on the hydraulic press and have more than 6 trillion Newtons of force exerted directly onto my BALLS. I'm hopin' to go for a new company record. 6.1 trillion Newtons exerted directly onto my BALLS. I'm hopin' to win the company gift card. $25 at Macy's so my girlfriend could get a nice pair of headphones, and not have to listen to me whine about my crushed BALLS that I got from the BALL crushing factory. I don't even know what's going on down there anymore. I'm scared to look...

    Thats not how fucking dialectics works you stupid cuck

      Caesar explaining Hegel

      Its from the Youtuber “Luke Correia” where he did a voice-over for Caesar in Fallout New Vegas having a crashout explaining Hegel dialectics. The video ‘thesis antithesis synthesis’ is also sometimes known as Hegel copypasta.

      Thats not how fucking dialectics works you stupid cuck. I didn't study Hegel (plus continental philosophy in general) at Harvard for 7 FUCKING YEARS for some LOW LIFE KNOW IT ALL who's CLEARLY never fucking read Hegel as he would KNOW that HEGEL has NEVER FUCKING EVER used the terms "thesis, antithesis, synthesis" to start perpetuating these LIES at VERY SINGLE FUCKING OPPORTUNITY. this isn't Hegel my friend. No no no. Thesis, antithesis, synthesis was thought up by Fichte and it's clearly inferior to Hegels dialectical method of imminent critique. Yes. It's I_I called imminent critique. And dialectics is only ONE PART of Hegels full method. Which again is called Imminent critique which you would know if you had ACTUALLY BOTHERED TO READ HEGEL ITS LITERALLY IN THE SCIENCE OF LOGIC YOU DUMB FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. I honestly cannot believe the fucking arrogance to come onto this post, spouting that anti Hegel] garbage. Where did you get your fucking info on dialectics? Fucking Jason Unruhe? Jesus fucking Christ I cannot deal with this bullshit right now I'm sorry I'm leaving I'm fucking leaving

      Malaking epiktu😭😥 sa bustun siltiks

        malaking epekto sa boston celtics ang pagkawala ni jison titum🥀sa kanilang lineup dahil sa game six natalo sila sa new york knicks kung kamakailan si jison Tatum🥀😭 nagkaroon ng injury dahilan hindi sya nakararo💯 sa game six at nayari na sila sa kamay ng new york knicks sa boston celtics fans end season na ang ating team pahinga muna🗣️magpalakas💯 para sa next season, for the new york knicks sasabak ulit tayo parang naging butas karayon ang ating dadaanan bago makamtan ang inaasam asam na ang trophy or kampyonato💯 sa eastern conference.💯💯💯🗣️😭
        Malaking epiktu😭😥 sa bustun siltiks ang pagkawala ni jisun titum😞🤯 sakanilang line up nila dahil sa gim 6 natalo sila sa Nyu yurk niks😫😫 kung kamakailan si jisun titum nagkaroon ng injuri dahilan😭😭🥀🥀 Hindi sya nakalaro sa gim 6 at nayari na sila sa kamay ng Nyu yurk niks🫰🤯😫😭 at sa bustun siltiks pans ind sison na ang ating tim😢😢😭😭🥀🥀😞

        English translate

        The loss of Jayson Tatum from their lineup had a big impact on the Boston Celtics because in game six they lost to the New York Knicks. Recently, Jayson Tatum had an injury that caused him to miss game six and they were done for by the New York Knicks. Boston Celtics fans, the season is over. Our team needs to rest first. Let's get stronger. For the New York Knicks, we will compete again. It seems like we have a long way to go before we achieve the trophy or championship we are hoping for in the Eastern Conference.

        My cousin Walter jerked off in public once

          Mallrats story on cousin jerking off in public on a plane

          Its a quote from the movie Mallrats (1995) where Brodie tells a crazy story of his cousin jerking off on a crashing plane.

          My cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, snap! The hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.
          Well, did he cum, or what?
          Jesus CHRIST man there’s just some things you don’t say in public!

          The Recipe

            Jia recipe for bolus

            Jia Mu’s original recipe on how to make the bolus was presumably a guess made by cross-referencing the KR, JP, and EN script of the recipe in Limbus Company.

            First, immediately ground and add the roots of yellow wither grass within a century of harvest from the mounds; For aetherial lifewood ashes , at the first sight of darkening stir it before incorporation, but it must be first infused with a serpent's scales; as for decayed sulphurs, use the ashes of the tormented dead that has experienced four seasons amply but jabbering daily, but titanium spoon must be used to mix the ingredients. Then, add Whale oil extracted from the Murky Whale; as for the blue-blood of a Lingzhi, it must first be drawn from a child without making a laceration, avoid eye contact, and maintain viscosity level above 80%. Prepare a ex-zyme for only less than 12 days after production. Preserve it in a vessel prior to pulverization, then inject it at a temperature equal to or below 20 celsius.

            American Psycho – The Boys

              Created by u/nomoreholidays, its the American Psycho “Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?” scene but changed to Supes from The Boys.

              You like the Supes?

Their early releases were a little too primal for my taste. But when team Payback debuted in '40s, I think they really improved their brand, commercially and artistically.

Soldier Boy was near perfect, with super strength and combat skills, and a new sheen of patriotism that really gave the team, a big boost. He's been compared to Captain America, but I think Soldier Boy has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.

In the 90s, Vought assembled this; The Seven!, their most accomplished team. I think their best supe is Homelander. A character so edgy, most people probably don't see the underlying satire.

But they should, because it's not just about the dark side of superhuman powers and the pitfalls of hero-worship. It's also a personal statement about human nature itself.

Oi UE!!!