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Serious Room (The Stanley Parable)

    Serious Room ending script in Stanley Parable

    Its the narrator’s dialogue when players obtain the Serious Room ending in Stanley Parable. The ending can be obtain when players use the console command “sv_cheats 1”.

    1st attempt

    Stanley, this is me being serious. In fact, this is my serious room. It's where I come to be serious. That table is the most serious table I could find. I looked at many, many tables. Hundreds of tables! It's possible I looked at over a thousand tables, I honestly don't know. The specific number isn't as important as the understanding that of all the tables that I looked at, this one is the most serious. I relate this story to impress upon you, the extent to which this is the most serious room I have, which is why I brought you here. You just tried to activate server cheats, which, of course, runs the risk of breaking the entire game. You've got no respect for the strict order of scripted narrative events and I just can't have that. It's time to get serious, Stanley. No jokes, no games. Outside of this room, I might be more tolerant of those things, but now we're in the room. Which is why I'm subjecting you to the most serious punishment I can think of: one hundred million-billion-trillion years, standing here in the serious room. Perhaps after that, we can talk about the severity of your actions, and whether you've learned anything. But, until then, serious room, GO.
    Achivement Unlocked: Cheater

Stanley, this is me being serious.

In fact, this is my Serious Room.
It's where I come to be serious.

That table is the most serious table I could find, I looked at many, many tables, hundreds of tables, it's possible I looked over 1,000 tables, I honestly don't know. The specific number isn't important, as the understanding that of all tables I looked at, this one is the most serious.

I relate this story to impress upon you the extent to which this is the most serious room I have, which is why I've brought you here.

You just tried to activate SERVER CHEATS, which of course runs the risk of breaking the entire game.
You've got no respect for the strict order of scripted narrative events, and I just can't have that.

It's time to get serious Stanley, no jokes, no games. Outside of this room I might be more tolerant of those things, but now we're in the room.

Which is why I'm subjecting you to the most serious punishment I can think of: One hundred, billion, trillion years standing here in the Serious Room.
Perhaps after that we can talk about the severity of your actions and whether you've learned anything.

But until then, Serious Room, GO.

(RESTART)

    2nd attempt

    Woah! Did we not have the talk? Are we not in the serious room this very moment? Did I not tell you how many tables I looked through? I'm going to be conservative and say it was somewhere in the tens of thousands of tables, any reasonable person would say I spent an ABSURD amount of time doing nothing but looking at tables! And I genuinely considered each one too. I took a hell of a lot of notes. I kept the notes in a different room.. that room is less serious than this one. It's more of a, um.. a notes room. Again, the point of this story is to convey how serious I feel this cheating issue is. And I'm sure you'll agree with me when you've fulfilled your new punishment: Infinity years in the serious room! I generally have trouble reading human emotions, but I'm going to go out on a limb here, and say that you're devastated by this crippling new punishment. As well you should be. It's the most serious I could think of. Can you get more serious than that? No. You can't. Don't try.

    3rd attempt

    Hmm, still no effect. The problem is clearly the serious room; it isn't serious enough. That's on me, Stanley. I apologize. I'm going to the store to look through more tables. Hopefully I find one that conveys how wrong what you're doing is. Now, where did I put those notes?

    Ha that’s nice liberal, I see they got you workin the easy shift.

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      Ha that’s nice liberal, I see they got you workin the easy shift. Not me, I’m going in for my 36 hour shift at the ball brushing factory, where they crush my BALLS. That’s right, every day I slap these puppies up there on the hydraulic press and have more than 6 trillion newtons of force exerted directly onto my BALLS. I’m hoping for a new company record, 6.1 trillion newtons exerted directly on my BALLS. I’m hopin to win the company gift card. $25 at macys, so my girlfriend could get a nice pair of headphones, and not have to listen to me whine about my crushed balls. That I got from the ball crushing factory. I don’t even know what’s going on down there anymore, I’m scared to look.
      Ha, that's nice Liberal. I see they got you working the easy shift. Not me. I'm going in for my 36 hour shift at the BALL crushing factory, where they crush my BALLS. That's right, everyday I slap these puppies up there on the hydraulic press and have more than 6 trillion Newtons of force exerted directly onto my BALLS. I'm hopin' to go for a new company record. 6.1 trillion Newtons exerted directly onto my BALLS. I'm hopin' to win the company gift card. $25 at Macy's so my girlfriend could get a nice pair of headphones, and not have to listen to me whine about my crushed BALLS that I got from the BALL crushing factory. I don't even know what's going on down there anymore. I'm scared to look...

      Thats not how fucking dialectics works you stupid cuck

        Caesar explaining Hegel

        Its from the Youtuber “Luke Correia” where he did a voice-over for Caesar in Fallout New Vegas having a crashout explaining Hegel dialectics. The video ‘thesis antithesis synthesis’ is also sometimes known as Hegel copypasta.

        Thats not how fucking dialectics works you stupid cuck. I didn't study Hegel (plus continental philosophy in general) at Harvard for 7 FUCKING YEARS for some LOW LIFE KNOW IT ALL who's CLEARLY never fucking read Hegel as he would KNOW that HEGEL has NEVER FUCKING EVER used the terms "thesis, antithesis, synthesis" to start perpetuating these LIES at VERY SINGLE FUCKING OPPORTUNITY. this isn't Hegel my friend. No no no. Thesis, antithesis, synthesis was thought up by Fichte and it's clearly inferior to Hegels dialectical method of imminent critique. Yes. It's I_I called imminent critique. And dialectics is only ONE PART of Hegels full method. Which again is called Imminent critique which you would know if you had ACTUALLY BOTHERED TO READ HEGEL ITS LITERALLY IN THE SCIENCE OF LOGIC YOU DUMB FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. I honestly cannot believe the fucking arrogance to come onto this post, spouting that anti Hegel] garbage. Where did you get your fucking info on dialectics? Fucking Jason Unruhe? Jesus fucking Christ I cannot deal with this bullshit right now I'm sorry I'm leaving I'm fucking leaving

        Malaking epiktu😭😥 sa bustun siltiks

          malaking epekto sa boston celtics ang pagkawala ni jison titum🥀sa kanilang lineup dahil sa game six natalo sila sa new york knicks kung kamakailan si jison Tatum🥀😭 nagkaroon ng injury dahilan hindi sya nakararo💯 sa game six at nayari na sila sa kamay ng new york knicks sa boston celtics fans end season na ang ating team pahinga muna🗣️magpalakas💯 para sa next season, for the new york knicks sasabak ulit tayo parang naging butas karayon ang ating dadaanan bago makamtan ang inaasam asam na ang trophy or kampyonato💯 sa eastern conference.💯💯💯🗣️😭
          Malaking epiktu😭😥 sa bustun siltiks ang pagkawala ni jisun titum😞🤯 sakanilang line up nila dahil sa gim 6 natalo sila sa Nyu yurk niks😫😫 kung kamakailan si jisun titum nagkaroon ng injuri dahilan😭😭🥀🥀 Hindi sya nakalaro sa gim 6 at nayari na sila sa kamay ng Nyu yurk niks🫰🤯😫😭 at sa bustun siltiks pans ind sison na ang ating tim😢😢😭😭🥀🥀😞

          English translate

          The loss of Jayson Tatum from their lineup had a big impact on the Boston Celtics because in game six they lost to the New York Knicks. Recently, Jayson Tatum had an injury that caused him to miss game six and they were done for by the New York Knicks. Boston Celtics fans, the season is over. Our team needs to rest first. Let's get stronger. For the New York Knicks, we will compete again. It seems like we have a long way to go before we achieve the trophy or championship we are hoping for in the Eastern Conference.

          My cousin Walter jerked off in public once

            Mallrats story on cousin jerking off in public on a plane

            Its a quote from the movie Mallrats (1995) where Brodie tells a crazy story of his cousin jerking off on a crashing plane.

            My cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, snap! The hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.
            Well, did he cum, or what?
            Jesus CHRIST man there’s just some things you don’t say in public!

            The Recipe

              Jia recipe for bolus

              Jia Mu’s original recipe on how to make the bolus was presumably a guess made by cross-referencing the KR, JP, and EN script of the recipe in Limbus Company.

              First, immediately ground and add the roots of yellow wither grass within a century of harvest from the mounds; For aetherial lifewood ashes , at the first sight of darkening stir it before incorporation, but it must be first infused with a serpent's scales; as for decayed sulphurs, use the ashes of the tormented dead that has experienced four seasons amply but jabbering daily, but titanium spoon must be used to mix the ingredients. Then, add Whale oil extracted from the Murky Whale; as for the blue-blood of a Lingzhi, it must first be drawn from a child without making a laceration, avoid eye contact, and maintain viscosity level above 80%. Prepare a ex-zyme for only less than 12 days after production. Preserve it in a vessel prior to pulverization, then inject it at a temperature equal to or below 20 celsius.