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A bootyhole is not the vagina

    Its a video by LoveAndLightTV AKA the guy behind the “Yes King” audio meme. In the clip he gave some sage advice to not rush into anal sex, asking for consent and to foreplay first.

    Yo. So recently, I did a little video that got quite a few views when I was celebrating bottoms. And I support everything that I said. I love me some bottoms, but I want to talk to the tops real quick. And I want all of us to remember that a bootyhole is not a vagina. And we have to be a little bit more sensitive and cognitive of what we're actually diving into. And it's so easy to become excited and to just want to rush in, but you can't do that with every bootyhole. Some bootyholes you got to eat, some bootyholes you got to finger, some bootyholes you got to prepare. You just cannot rush in. Especially if you got a big dick. Like, you got to be sensitive to the bottom. Like, you got to learn to take your time. And I understand. Especially if they got a fat ass and you've been wanting that ass for a minute and they made you wait. I get it. But at the end of the day, we got to be just a little bit more sensitive. And remember that a bootyhole is not a vagina. You just cannot rush up in that thing. You got to take your time and always get consent. Like, just before you have sex, like, yo, is this okay? Then once you get in and you're stroking, before you start beating it up, you got to ask again. Yo, is this okay? Before you start doing tricks and stunts and flips. Yo, is this okay? You cannot just ask consent at the beginning and then just tear that person up. No, you got to ask consent all the way through. It makes your bottom feel safe. It puts you in a position to where you're able to do your thing better, and it makes the sexual experience just that more enjoyable. So get consent. Remember that the bussy is not a pussy, all right? And make sure that we give our bottoms the best experience ever. Keep them coming back.
    Yo so recently i did a little video that got quite a few views when i was celebrating bottoms and i support everything that i said, i love me some bottoms. But i wanna talk to the tops real quick, and i want all of us to remember that a bootyhole is not a vagina and we have to be a little bit more sensitive and cognitive of what were actually diving in to. And its so easy to become excited and just wanna rush in but, you cant do that with every bootyhole. Some bootyholes you gotta eat, some bootyholes you gotta finger, some bootyholes you gotta prepare, you just cannot rush in especially if you got a big dick. Like you gotta be sensitive to the bottom. Like you gotta learn to take your time and i understand especially if they got a fat ass and you been wanting that ass for a minute and they made you wait, i get it. But at the end of the day we gotta be just a little bit more sensitive and remember that a bootyhole is not a vagina, you just cannot rush up in that thing, you gotta take your time. And always get consent. Like just before you have sex like yo is this okay then once you get in and youre stroking before you start beating it up you gotta ask again, yo is this okay. Before you start doing tricks and stunts and fli- yo, is this okay. You cannot just ask consent at the beginning and then just tear that person up. No, you gotta ask consent all the way through. It makes your bottom feel safe, it puts you in a position to where you're able to do your thing better, and it makes the sexual experience that more enjoyable. So get consent, remember that the bussy is not a pussy, alright? And make sure that we give our bottoms the best experience ever, keep them coming back.

    Antonio Brown list

      An updated list of all Antonio Brown controversies and drama surrounding his life outside the field.

      •Kicked out of Florida International University after fighting a security guard
      
      •⁠"Don't touch me. I'm the franchise"
      
      • ⁠His second year in the league he took a personal stretch limo to a charity event, had them open every single expensive bottle of wine, rejected it. Refused to pay for it (charity, remember), then left. -credit Nduguu77
      
      • ⁠Threw fits over not getting enough targets
      
      • ⁠Drove 100 down McKnight Road in Pittsburgh, which has a 45 MPH speed limit
      
      • ⁠Trashed a condo and threw furniture out a window 14th floor window, which almost hit some people, notably a child
      
      • ⁠Killed a home aquarium full of piranhas and refused to pay the man who installed the tank
      
      • ⁠Refused to play week 17 for the Steelers
      
      • ⁠Dyed his mustache blonde
      
      • ⁠Refused to pay a chef because he thought he threatened him by placing a fish head in the freezer (the fish head was saved to make a soup)
      
      • ⁠Farted on a doctor
      
      • ⁠Demanded a trade from the Steelers
      
      • ⁠Became "Mr. Big Chest"
      
      • ⁠Threw a fit over Juju winning team MVP and trashed him on social media
      
      • ⁠(Allegedly) nixed a trade that would've sent him to the Bills
      
      • ⁠Showed up to Raiders training camp in a hot air balloon
      
      • ⁠Held out and refused to show up to training camp because the NFL would not approve his helmet because it was too old for their safety standards
      
      • ⁠Froze his feet
      
      • ⁠Tried to paint over his old helmet, hoping no one would notice I guess
      
      • ⁠Acquired a newer version of the same model of helmet, which the NFL refused to let him use
      
      • ⁠Picked out a new helmet and finally showed up to the Raiders
      
      • ⁠Got fined by the Raiders for not attending camp
      
      • ⁠Tweeted the fines
      
      • ⁠Tried to fight Mike Mayock, called him a cracker, had to be held back by Vontaze Burfict, then punted a football down the practice field and said "fine me for that"
      
      • ⁠Got fined for that
      
      • ⁠Released a video where he used audio of Jon Gruden, who didn't know he was being recorded, which is illegal in California (full disclosure, Gruden has said he gave permission, but the generally accepted theory is that he said that in the hope that it would help get him to show up to the facility and not alienate him)
      
      • ⁠Demanded a release from the Raiders
      
      • ⁠Was released
      
      • ⁠"GRANDMA I’M FREEEEEE! FLY LIKE A FREEEEE!"
      
      • ⁠Made a lot of crazy tweets saying stuff like 'Devil is a lie', a proverb about burning down a village... he made a lot of crazy tweets around this time is the point here
      
      • ⁠Liked a tweet about Mayock getting raped in the ass
      
      • ⁠Signed with the Patriots
      
      • ⁠Moved in with Tom Brady
      
      • ⁠The sexual assault allegations came out (the one where he's getting sued)
      
      • ⁠The sexual harassment allegations came out (the one where he's not getting sued)
      
      • ⁠Threatened the woman not suing him in a group text that included his lawyer and had a picture of her kids in the text
      
      • ⁠Got released by the Patriots after one week
      
      • ⁠Went off on a tweet storm and said a lot of crazy shit about a lot of people, and was supportive of people sending threats to the writer of the article detailing the sexual harassment allegations
      
      • ⁠Said he was done with the NFL
      
      • ⁠Went back to college via online classes
      
      • ⁠Tried to outsource his homework to Twitter
      
      • ⁠Wants to come back to the NFL
      
      • ⁠Filed several grievances to try and get more than $40 million from the Raider's and Patriots
      
      • ⁠Was ordered to show up for a deposition regarding trashing the condo
      
      • ⁠Was accused of "reprehensible behavior" during the deposition Note: I cut the specifics about the deposition so I could fit this as a single comment. You can read more about it here if you're interested, because it, like everything else, is nuts
      
      • ⁠Said that the Patriots have to pay him anyway, so they might as well let him play
      
      • ⁠Tweeted a couple of bizarre tweets about the Raiders using him for HBO ratings and the Patriots trying to steal his stuff and kept using this weird chicken based metaphor
      
      • ⁠Tried out for the Saints and brought an entourage and film crew to shoot a music video with him when specifically told not to do that
      
      • ⁠Called out Robert Kraft for his rub and tug massage session in Florida
      
      • ⁠Starting training for a boxing match with Logan Paul
      
      • ⁠Tweeted "No More white woman 2020"
      
      • ⁠The attorney representing him in the suit involving the condo quit
      
      • ⁠Used a bunch of slurs and profane language towards cops in an Instagram video he posted
      
      • ⁠A police youth football league cut ties with him and returned a donation after the release of the video saying there was a "irreparable rift" between the department and AB
      
      • ⁠Threw a bag of gummy candy dicks at the cops in a video he posted
      
      • ⁠Got dropped by his agent
      
      • ⁠Was involved in a disputed with movers at his home where he allegedly threw rocks at the movers and moving vans. He is currently being investigated for battery by the police.
      
      • ⁠His trainer was arrested and he is still a suspect in the battery case.
      
      • ⁠Warrant issued for the arrest of AB.
      
      • ⁠AB turns himself in to Broward Country Jail wearing this suit
      
      • ⁠Rumors spread about AB signing with Tampa or Seattle
      
      • ⁠AB announces his retirement (for what I believe is the third time, it's hard to find a good record of the rest of them)
      
      • ⁠Two days later AB wants to play again and is asking for the league to wrap up it's investigation
      
      • ⁠The NFL announces an eight game suspension for AB
      
      • ⁠AB signs with the Buccaneers on a one-year deal
      
      • ⁠Before he signed with the Buccaneers AB was accused of destroying a surveillance camera at a Florida gated community, throwing bike at a security-guard shack, and is not charged because HOA president "feared" retaliation, per police report
      
      • ⁠AB is under investigation by the NFL for the bike throwing incident
      
      • ⁠Allegedly acquired fake covid-19 card
      
      • confirmed to have acquired a fake covid-19 card and subsequently suspended for three games
      
      • benched mid game vs the Jets losing by 14 in the 3rd quarter
      
      • Strips off clothes, throwing them into the crowd while celebrating running to the locker room in the middle of the 3rd quarter
      
      • The night prior to his walk off, AB smuggles a social media influencer (whose claim to fame was licking an airplane toilet seat in an attempt to catch Covid) into the team hotel for a date, breaking Covid protocol. Said influencer states Brown lasted about “5 seconds” and trash talked the NFL repeatedly.
      
      • Exposed himself to other guests at a hotel pool in Dubai.
      
      • Buys ownership stake in the arena league team Albany Empire, the revitalization of the team his dad played for. The Empire had won back-to-back championships.
      
      • When players confront him about problems with the team, he vaguely threatens them asking his flunkie, "Hey, man, you still got the AR in the car? Go get it".
      
      • When confronted by the coach about players not being paid for multiple games, responds, "Last week it was food. This week, it's your money. Y'all need to worry about winning." Coach resigns.
      
      • Cuts multiple starting players, including the starting QB and the reigning league MVP.
      
      • Rehires back-to-back championship coach. Coach resigns 17 days later. It is the third coaching change in 5 games.
      
      • Stops paying league fees. The team is subsequently kicked out of the league.
      
      • Arrested after falling tens of thousands of dollars behind on child support.

      “Reprehensible behavior” during the deposition

      In case you want those omitted details of the deposition in question:
      
      -Arrived nearly 30 minutes late to the deposition.
      
      -Acted "belligerent and pugnacious, refusing to answer the most routine of questions, despite there being no objection to the questioning coming from his counsel."
      
      -Chanted, over and over, as if a mantra, a narrative of his own warped concept of the proceeding".
      
      -"Acting as if he was above the rule of law, [Brown] proceeded to make a mockery of the deposition process. [Brown's] antics were so unreasonable that barely twenty [20] minutes into the deposition, his counsel asked for a break [so] he could speak with [Brown] about his demeanor."
      
      -"When the deposition resumed, [Brown] began texting on his cell phone. Regardless of multiple requests from his own counsel, and from the undersigned, [Brown] continued texting".
      
      -"After approximately 20-30 minutes, [Brown] required another break. When the deposition resumed [Brown] increased his level of obstructive behavior. At one point, [Brown] refused to answer any questions, instead saying "next question" no less than 10 times."
      
      -"Soon thereafter, [Brown] started announcing a countdown, starting at five (5) minutes, and counting down the minutes thereafter. Before noon [Brown] left the conference room."

      IP Address bait

        The IP address copypasta is commonly used to troll other users into thinking they are being doxxed. Doxxing is where personally identifiable information about someone is leaked online via the internet. You can find other doxxing copypasta here such as the FBI Discord Warning prank or ⓘ User is suspected to be part of an online terrorist organization

        IP. 92.28.211.234 N: 43.7462 W: 12.4893 SS Number: 6979191519182016 IPv6: fe80::5dcd::ef69::fb22::d9888%12 UPNP: Enabled DMZ: 10.112.42.15 MAC: 5A:78:3E:7E:00 ISP: Ucom Universal DNS: 8.8.8.8 ALT DNS: 1.1.1.8.1 DNS SUFFIX: Dlink WAN: 100.23.10.15 GATEWAY: 192.168.0.1 SUBNET MASK: 255.255.0.255 UDP OPEN PORTS: 8080,80 TCP OPEN PORTS: 443 ROUTER VENDOR: ERICCSON DEVICE VENDOR: WIN32-X CONNECTION TYPE: Ethernet ICMP HOPS: 192168.0.1 192168.1.1 100.73.43.4 host-132.12.32.167.ucom.com host-66.120.12.111.ucom.com 36.134.67.189 216.239.78.111 sof02s32-in-f14.1e100.net TOTAL HOPS: 8 ACTIVE SERVICES: [HTTP] 192.168.3.1:80=>92.28.211.234:80 [HTTP] 192.168.3.1:443=>92.28.211.234:443 [UDP] 192.168.0.1:788=>192.168.1:6557 [TCP] 192.168.1.1:67891=>92.28.211.234:345 [TCP] 192.168.52.43:7777=>192.168.1.1:7778 [TCP] 192.168.78.12:898=>192.168.89.9:667 EXTERNAL MAC: 6U:78:89:ER:O4 MODEM JUMPS: 64
        IP. 92.28.511.239 N: 43.7462 W: 12.4893 SS Number: 6979191519182016 IPv6: fe80:5dcd::ef69::fb22::d9 888%12 UPNP: Enabled DMZ: 10.112.42.15 MAC: 5A:78:3:7E:00 ISP: Ucom Universal DNS: 8.8.8.8 ALT DNS: 1.1.1.8.1 DNS SUFFIX: Dlink WAN: 100.23.10.15 GATEWAY: 192.168.0.1 SUBNET MASK: 255.255.0.255 UDP OPEN PORTS: 8080,80 TCP OPEN PORTS: 443
        IP. 92.28.211.234
        N: 43.7462
        W: 12.4893
        SS Number: 6979191519182016
        IPv6: fe80::5dcd::ef69::fb22::d9888%12
        Enabled DMZ: 10.112.42.15
        MAC: 5A:78:3E:7E:00
        ISP: Ucom Universal DNS: 8.8.8.8
        ALT DNS: 1.1.1.8.1
        Dlink WAN: 100.23.10.15
        GATEWAY: 192.168.0.1
        SUBNET MASK: 255.255.0.255
        UDP OPEN PORTS: 8080,80
        TCP OPEN PORTS: 443 ROUTER
        VENDOR: ERICCSON DEVICE VENDOR: WIN32-X CONNECTION TYPE: Ethernet ICMP

        Spamton

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          Spamton Eggman Announcement

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          I'M HERE TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, JEVIL IS A [Little Slime]. THEY [Transfered their savings] ON MY [Fifty Percent Off] [Hochi Mama]. THAT'S RIGHT. THEY TOOK THEIR [Hyperlink Blocked] OUT AND THEY [Transfered] ON MY [Hochi Mama]. AND THEY SAID THEIR [Pipis] was [Chaos Chaos], AND I SAID [.... can anyone hear me? Help...]
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          Spamton NSFW on train copypasta

          PLEASE PUT AN [You Won't Last Five Minutes Playing This Game!] TAG ON THIS. I WAS ON THE [Subway, Eat Fresh] AND WHEN I SAW THIS I HAD TO START [Winging my Ding until I Gaster Blaster]. EVERYONE ELSE GAVE ME [Hyperlink Blocked] AND WE'RE SELLING [Merchandise] LIKE “WHAT THE $!$$” AND “CALL THE [Human Resources]”. I DROPPED MY [iPhone 16 on us] AND EV3RY BUDDY AROUND ME [Father's Day Sale on Used Saws] THIS [Eyesore]. NOW THERE IS A WHOLE TRAIN OF [[BIG SHOTS]] [Stealing my Fountain!] TOGETHER AT THIS $0.99 IMAGE. ITS ALL YOU're FAULT, YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED [Everything] IF YOU HAD JUST [Marked Down] THIS PRODUCT [Child Unfriendly].

          Spamton Navy Seal copypasta

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          Spamton Connection Terminated copypasta

          CONNECTION [Permanently Closed].
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          END COMMUNICATION.

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            Driving in my car right after a beer lyrics

              Asgore drives his BERGENTRUCK and runs over Dess in a song.

              Driving in my car right after a beer
              Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer
              DUI?
              How about you die?
              I'll go a hundred miles
              an hour!
              
              Little do you know, I filled up on gas
              Ima get your fountain-making ass
              Pulverize this fuck
              ​with my Bergentrück
              It seems you're out of luck!
              TRUCK!!
              
              ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠗⣪⣵⣶⠞⣃⣄⡻⠇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣿⡇⣿⣿
              ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢡⣾⣿⣿⠁⠚⠧⠿⠛⠜⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⡇⣿⣿
              ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⡿⣛⣋⢅⣤⣷⡯⣥⣒⠎⣙⡛⠿⠿⠿⢋⡇⣿⣿
              ⢨⣭⣭⣭⣭⣭⣭⣭⣭⢡⣴⣾⠏⣴⣯⣍⠻⣿⣮⠻⢷⣌⢻⣧⢰⣶⡟⡅⣿⣿
              ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣥⣾⣿⠇⣾⢿⣧⣤⣤⣌⡟⢳⠿⠛⠀⣿⠸⢋⣼⣧⣛⣻
              ⢈⣉⣉⣉⣉⣉⢉⠁⣿⣿⠏⣾⢟⣨⣛⠻⣛⣻⡻⣿⣶⣮⢐⢡⣾⡈⣿⣿⣿⣿
              ⢀⣠⣤⣶⣶⡶⢒⠀⠿⡿⢸⡏⠼⢢⡩⣅⠈⢹⣿⢿⡛⢗⢸⢘⣟⣣⣛⣛⣛⣛
              ⢸⣿⣿⣿⡿⣣⣿⢿⡷⣭⠘⡀⠐⣻⣷⠪⣛⠦⣤⣤⣬⡤⢠⡈⢼⣇⣿⣿⣿⣿
              ⢸⣿⣿⡟⣰⣿⣿⣦⡛⢷⣾⣿⠡⣿⣿⣿⣶⣿⣷⣶⠶⣶⣆⢩⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
              ⢸⣿⣿⢱⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡦⠙⣿⣟⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣷⣿⣿⢣⣿⡇⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿
              ⢸⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⣵⣷⠹⣿⣷⣤⣉⣥⣛⠘⣋⠛⢣⣿⣿⡇⣠⡹⣿⣿⣿
              ⢸⣿⣧⠻⣿⣿⡿⢋⣾⣿⣿⣧⠹⠿⡿⠿⢿⣿⠿⢋⣔⣻⠿⣫⣾⣿⣿⡌⢿⣿
              
              😏LITTLE DO YOU KNOW 🤫
              
              🛻 I FILLED UP ON GAS ⛽️
              
              😈 IMA GET ⛲️ YOUR FOUNTAIN MAKING ASS 🔫
              
              🐂 PULVERIZE THIS FUCK 🫟
              
              🤴WITH MY BERGENTRÜCK 🚛
              
              🥀 IT SEEMS YOUR OUT OF LUCK 🍀 ❌🚫
              DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER
              
              HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEER
              
              DUI? HOW ABOUT YOU DIE 
              
              I'LL GO A HUNDRED MILES!! AN HOUR!!
              
              LITTLE DO YOU KNOW
              
              I FILLED UP ON GAS
              
              IMA GET YOUR FOUNTAIN MAKING ASS
              
              PULVERIZE THIS F*CK!
              
              WITH MY BERGENTRUCK!
              
              IT SEEMS YOU'RE OUTTA LUCK
              
              TRUCK!!!
              DRIVING IN MY CAR 🚗
              
              RIGHT AFTER A BEER 🍺
              
              HEY THAT BUMP 🚧
              
              IS SHAPED LIKE A DEER 🦌
              
              DUI? 🛑
              
              HOW ABOUT YOU DIE ☠️
              
              I'LL GO A HUNDRED MILES 🚸
              
              AN HOUR ⏱️
              
              LITTLE DO YOU KNOW 🤔
              
              I FILLED UP ON GAS ⛽
              
              I'MA GET 😏
              
              YOUR FOUNTAIN MAKING ASS ⛲
              
              PULVERIZE THIS F*CK 😡
              
              WITH MY BERGENTRÜCK 🚚
              
              IT SEEMS YOU'RE OUT OF LUCK... 🍀
              
              TRUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💥💥💥🚚