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Mario the Idea vs Mario the Man

    Mario Essay script

    Originated from the “Mario essay” meme video where the word ‘perchance’ was used extensively.

    Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance

I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by cruising turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-ago!" Keep it up, baby!

When Mario leave his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he bay Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind, Perchance

    Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman

      From the opening sequence of Half-Life 2 where The G-Man woke up Freeman.

      Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest. And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until...well, let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes.
      Rise and shine...

Not that I wish to imply that you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until...

Well... Lets just say your hour has come again.

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

So, wake up Mr. Freeman.

Wake up and... Smell the ashes.
      Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and … shine. Not that I wish … to imply that you have been sleeping on … the job. No one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until … well … let’s just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference … in the world. So, wake up, Mister Freeman. Wake up and … smell the ashes.

      And I’ll tell ya who her is, Cassandra Nova.

        From Deadpool and Wolverine (Deadpool 3) after credits scene where Chris Evans is ranting about Cassandra Nova.

        And I'll tell ya who her is, Cassandra Nova. A megalomaniacal psychotic asshole. A finger-lickin, dead-inside, pixie slab of third rate dime-store nut milk. And I'll tell ya what she can do. She can lick my goddamn cinnamon ring clean and kick rocks all the way to bald hell. In fact, I don't give a shit if she removes all my skin and pops me like some nightmarish blood balloon. If the last thing I do in this god forsaken cum guttering existence is light that fuck box on fire, I still won't die happy. That's right Wade, I won't be happy until I've urinated on her freshly barbecued corpse and husk fucked the charred remains while gargling Juggurnauts jugger nuts. And you can quote me.

        Until Then

          Every copypasta for the game Until Then developed by Polychroma Games.

          "No matter how much we want to, we'll never truly understand someone else. Not entirely. But that's part of understanding, isn't it? to misunderstanding... to writhe... to struggle... to fail... But still, somehow... Our desire to understand... to connect. To belong... to forgive... to grieve, to accept... It's gotten us farther than we once thought. We place trust in ourselves... in each other. And, in the end, despite everything... We keep trying. We play along. We get along just fine. The world hasn't ended yet."
--Until Then

          The world hasn’t ended yet

          she was missing that night we looked everywhere searched everywhere shouted her name everywhere

yet not a single trace of her not even a trail not even a shadow not even a ghost

it’s been a long time since it rained like this “ah, I love the touch of raindrops sliding down my face” I never knew what she meant by that but I’m content the night sky was showering rain for her

the heavy rain tells me you are there but at the same time you are nowhere a million cries and hours have passed

I finally surrendered at last I ran as far as I could like she told me I should until eventually

I found myself missing

within me, I looked everywhere searched everywhere shouted my name everywhere

yet not a single trace of me it felt like the world had ended but a part of me wants to believe the world hasn’t ended yet

          Hello pervert, I’ve sent this message from your Microsoft account.

            Its a scam email sent to a leaked list of Outlook email addresses. It usually comes with a spoofed senders address that looks like the victims.

            Hello pervert, I've sent this message from your Microsoft account.

I want to inform you about a very bad situation for you. However, you can benefit from it, if you will act wisеly.

Have you heard of Pegasus? This is a spyware program that installs on computers and smartphones and allows hackers to monitor the activity of device owners. It provides access to your webcam, messengers, emails, call records, etc. It works well on Android, iOS, macOS and Windows. I guess, you already figured out where I’m getting at.

It’s been a few months since I installed it on all your dеviсеs because you were not quite choosy about what links to click on the intеrnеt. During this period, I’ve learned about all aspects of your private life, but оnе is of special significance to me.

I’ve recorded many videos of you jerking off to highly controversial роrn videos. Given that the “questionable” genre is almost always the same, I can conclude that you have sick реrvеrsiоn.

I doubt you’d want your friends, family and co-workers to know about it. However, I can do it in a few clicks.

Every number in your contact Iist will suddenly receive these vidеоs – on WhatsApp, on Telegram, on Instagram, on Facebook, on email – everywhere. It is going to be a tsunami that will sweep away everything in its path, and first of all, your fоrmеr life.

Don’t think of yourself as an innocent victim. No one knows where your реrvеrsiоn might lead in the future, so consider this a kind of deserved рunishmеnt to stop you.

I’m some kind of God who sees everything. However, don’t panic. As we know, God is merciful and forgiving, and so do I. But my mеrсy is not free.

Transfer 1300$ to my Litecoin (LTC) wallet: ltc1q33fzzdn0jf90kjf9j6s5q4hgd38h8f72wsvk5n

Once I receive confirmation of the transaction, I will реrmanently delete all videos compromising you, uninstаll Pegasus from all of your devices, and disappear from your life. You can be sure – my benefit is only money. Otherwise, I wouldn’t be writing to you, but destroy your life without a word in a second.

I’ll be notified when you open my email, and from that moment you have exactly 48 hours to send the money. If cryptocurrencies are unchartered waters for you, don’t worry, it’s very simple. Just google “crypto exchange” or "buy Litecoin" and then it will be no harder than buying some useless stuff on Amazon.

I strongly warn you against the following:

    Do not reply to this email. I've sent it from your Microsoft account.

    Do not contact the police. I have access to all your dеviсеs, and as soon as I find out you ran to the cops, videos will be published.

    Don’t try to reset or destroy your dеviсеs. As I mentioned above: I’m monitoring all your activity, so you either agree to my terms or the vidеоs are рublished.

Also, don’t forget that cryptocurrencies are anonymous, so it’s impossible to identify me using the provided аddrеss.

Good luck, my perverted friend. I hope this is the last time we hear from each other. And some friendly advice: from now on, don’t be so careless about your online security.

            Fauna on tea

              From Fauna’s argument on why tea is better than coffee in HOLOEN CIVIL WAR: COFFEE VS TEA (The Great Debate) stream.

              Thank you for having me as a witness today, your honours. And my esteemed green colleague and also my blue colleague, thank you. I have prepared a short speech for you today.

Though tea is superior to coffee for myriad reasons, I will focus my testimony on one aspect only - the amino acid L-theanine (L-THE).

While both coffee and tea contain caffeine, L-THE is found naturally in green tea and contrarily is absent from coffee. We therefore may use the elusive amino acids’ presence or lack thereof as a point of comparison between our competing beverages.

Caffeine on its own is perhaps most notably associated with its neurostimulating effects, increased alertness and cognitive performance, at the expense of elevated heart rate and blood pressure. You may be content to accept these side effects as a coffee drinker… However, there is another path offered by our favoured beverage of tea.

L-THE, once again found naturally in tea, antagonises caffeine in such a way to reduce the negative effects while boosting the positive! L-THE regulates the central nervous system, increasing the release of dopamine, inhibiting glutamate uptake, decreasing norepinephrine and increasing serotonin. That’s right - L-THE antagonises caffeine, lowering blood pressure, while coffee continues to elevate and elevate again.

Further, L-THE increases alpha (α) brain wave activity associated with creativity, improved learning and decreased anxiety.

Tea bests coffee in a matter of variety, taste and health, but you need look no further than L-theanine to prove tea’s dominion over coffee.

I rest my case. Thank you.