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When life gives you lemons

    Its Cave Johnson’s audio log from Portal 2 about the lemon rant or when life give you lemons.

    When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
    Alright I’ve been thinking…when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. I don’t want you damn lemons what am I supposed to do with these!? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give STANFORD PINES lemons, do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna BURN your house down! With the LEMONS! I’m gonna have my engineers invent a COMBUSTIBLE LEMON that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN! 

    What you know about rolling down in the deep

      Open lyrics
      Astro-naut
      What you know about rollin' down in the deep?
      When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze
      When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion, yeah
      I feel like an astronaut in the ocean, ayy
      What you know about rollin' down in the deep?
      When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze
      When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion, yeah
      I feel like an astronaut in the ocean
      She say that I'm cool (damn straight)
      I'm like "yeah, that's true" (that's true)
      I believe in G-O-D (ayy)
      Don't believe in T-H-O-T
      She keep playing me dumb (play me)
      I'ma play her for fun (uh-huh)
      Y'all don't really know my mental
      Lemme give you the picture like stencil
      Falling out, in a drought
      No flow, rain wasn't pouring down (pouring down)
      See, that pain was all around
      See, my mode was kinda lounged
      Didn't know which-which way to turn
      Flow was cool but I still felt burnt
      Energy up, you can feel my surge
      I'ma kill everything like this purge (ayy)
      Let's just get this straight for a second, I'ma work
      Even if I don't get paid for progression, I'ma get it (get it)
      Everything that I do is electric
      I'ma keep it in a motion, keep it moving like kinetic, ayy (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
      Put this shit in a frame, better know I don't blame
      Everything that I say, man I seen you deflate
      Let me elevate, this ain't a prank
      Have you walkin' on a plank, la-la-la-la-la, like
      Both hands together, God, let me pray (now let me pray)
      Uh, I've been going right, right around, call that relay (Masked Wolf)
      Pass the baton, back and I'm on
      Swimming in the pool, Kendrick Lamar, uh
      Want a piece of this, a piece of mine, my peace a sign
      Can you please read between the lines?
      My rhyme's inclined to break your spine
      They say that I'm so fine
      You could never match my grind
      Please do not, not waste my time
      What you know about rollin' down in the deep?
      When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze
      When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion, yeah
      I feel like an astronaut in the ocean, ayy
      What you know about rollin' down in the deep?
      When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze
      When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion, yeah
      I feel like an astronaut in the ocean

      I am in the middle of carrying a league of legends game

        I am in the middle of carrying a league of legends game about to close it out, and my bra-less wife brings me a sandwich (not asked for) with chips as I get a double kill bot lane.
        
        So how is your day going?
        I 👁 am 🙂 in 👉the middle📍of 🏋️‍♀️carrying 🎒😅 a league 🏀of legends 🧙🏻‍♂️game 🎮 about to close 🚪it out ✌️, and my 👙🔞bra-less wife 💍👰‍♀️brings me a sandwich 🥪😂(🙅‍♂️not 🤷‍♂️asked for🤯) with ➕chips 🍟as I 👁get a double 😵😵kill 🩸⬇️ bot lane 🚧⚠️
        
        🍑💦So how is your day going?💦🍑

        Darth Plagueis The Wise

          Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

          Good Evening Twitter

            Good Evening Twitter, this is your boy EatDatPussy445, and about like 30-45 minutes ago, I beat the fuck out of my dick so god damn hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb. And, my dick has also went totally numb, to the point that it feels fucking weird when I go and take a piss.

            Noobmaster69

              Noobmaster, hey it’s Thor again. You know, the god of thunder? Listen buddy, if you don’t log off this game immediately I will fly over to your house, and come down to that basement you’re hiding in and rip off your arms and shove them up your butt! Oh, that’s right, yea just go cry to your father you little weasel.