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Dear Chase, I feel like I can call you Chase because you and me are so much alike. I would love to meet you someday.

    From S05E06 “The World Series Defense“ of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia where Mac writes a creepy love letter to second baseman Chase Utley.

    Chase Utley

    Dear Chase, 

I feel like I can call you Chase because you and me are so much alike. I would love to meet you someday. It would be great to have a catch. I know I can't throw as fast as you but I think you would be impressed with my speed. I love your hair. You run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all the things we can talk about, and more. I know you have not been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did. And I hope you write back this time. And we get to be good friends. I'm sure our relationship would be a real homerun.

    Scott Hartnell

    Dear Scott,

I feel like I can call you Scott because you and me are so alike. I'd like to meet you one day, it would be great to have a skate. I know I can't skate as fast as you but I think you'd be impressed with my speed. I love your hair, you skate fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about and more. I know you have no been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did. I hope you write back this time, and we can become good friends. I am sure our relationship would be a real slapshot!

    Walter White plane crash school speech

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      Walter White is given mic to make a speech while the school is gathered to honor the victims of a terrible plane accident he indirectly caused. He knows his role and is trying to mitigate the innocent lives he’s killed.

      " I guess what I would want to say is to look on the bright side. First of all, nobody on the ground was killed, and that–I mean, an incident like this over a populated urban center–that right there, that's–that's just gotta be some minor miracle, so... Plus, neither plane was full. You know, the–the 737 was–was what? Maybe two-thirds full, I believe? Right, yes? Or maybe even three-quarters full. On any rate, what you're left with casualty-wise is just the 50th-worst air disaster. Actually, tied for 50th. There are, in truth, 53 crashes throughout history that are just as bad or worse. Tenerife? Has–has anybody–anybody heard of Tenerife? No? In 1977, two fully-loaded 747s crashed into each other on Tenerife. Does anybody know how big a 747 is? I mean, it's way bigger than a 737, and we're talking about two of them. Nearly 600 people died from Tenerife. But do any of you even remember it at all? Any of you? I doubt it. You know why? It's because people move on. They just move on. And we will, too. We will move on and we will get past this. Because that is what human beings do, we survive. And, uh... we survive, and we–we overcome. We survive. We survive, and..."

      Japan🇯🇵 is turning footsteps into electricity! Using piezoelectric tiles

        Its an Instagram reels copypasta where its used as a caption because it promotes engagement. Many people noticed this and turned the whole thing into a meme.

        
Japan🇯🇵 is turning footsteps into electricity! Using piezoelectric tiles, every step you take generates a small amount of energy. Millions of steps together can power LED lights and displays in busy places like Shibuya Station. A brilliant way to create a sustainable and smart city.

        Japan is generating electricity by using the energy produced when people walk. This technology works by installing special devices under floors or roads. When people step on these surfaces, pressure created. That pressure is converted into electrical energy. This method is considered an eco-friendly source of power. It is commonly used in crowded places like railway stations and shopping malls. Walking naturally helps produce energy without extra effort.The generated electricity is used for lights and electronic displays. This innovation helps reduce energy problems.
        #🇯🇵Japan is turning footsteps into electricity! 4 Using piezoelectric tiles, every step you take generates a small amount of energy. Millions of steps together can power LED lights and displays in busy places like Shibuya Station. A brilliant way to create a sustainable and smart city turning m..
        Japan is turning footsteps into electricity! ⚡Using piezoelectric tiles, every step you take generates a small amount of energy. Millions of steps together can power LED lights and displays in busy places like Shibuya Station. A brilliant way to create a sustainable and smart city -- turning movement into clean, renewable energy 🌱💡

        Mike Tyson MAHA Super Bowl Commercial

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          My sister name was Denise she died of obesity at 25

She had a heart attack

I was so fat and nasty

I would eat anything

I was like 345 pounds

Quart of ice cream every hour

I had so much self-hate and I was like “I just wanted to kill myself.”

*crunch* *CRONCHH*

mmmhh

We’re the most powerful country in the world and we have the most obese, fudgy people

Heuhheuhheuh

Something has to be done about processed food in this country

*crunch* *crunch* *crunch*

          Laganja copypasta

            Its from Laganja’s stand up comedy from RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 6 that was incredibly cringe and became a copypasta. There is a fan edit of the scene that made it bearable and gets referenced a lot by fans.

            Hey hey hey HEYYYY👋👋👋 Put cha lighter’s up🔦🔦🔦! Ganja’s in the house 🏠 owwwwww😷! As you can tell from my accent I am from Dallas, Tex-ass🐴! And it was not very easy growing up looking like this💁! Whether I was playing in my grandma’s clothes👵 or putting on a show for my well-organized alphabetically-ordered beanie babies 🐱🐥🐵🐼 I was guh guh guh GAY👬👭! OKKURRR😃! But it wasn’t until I moved to Los Angeles ☀️🌴 that I discovered 🚬Marijuana🍀, I mean I like to smoke💨💨💨, y’all I am just flying✈️ as high👆 as your receding hairline👴! OKUr! 🚬 Marijuana🍀 really does help me calm down😴, so y’all, I went to Valencia where they film the TV show 🌱Weeds🌱! Now, y’all, it’s very dry🔥☀️, it’s almost kinda like your vajoina✌️👌! Can I get an amen🙌🙏?!? Now y’all, I am a treehugger🌳🌲 because if it ain’t green♻️, HUH😫 I’m not interested🙅! OKCURRRRRRRR💅💃!

            Spotify Ad Copypasta

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