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My name is Edwin, I made the Mimic

    My name is Edwin lyrics

    Lyrics for the “My name is Edwin” part of the song of “JACKIE’S BOX” – FNAF MIMIC SONG by XTRATUNA.

    My name is Edwin, I made the Mimic
    It was difficult to put the pieces together
    But unfortunately, something went so wrong
    And now I can’t do anything but sing this stupid song
    My name is Edwin

    Chewbacca defense

      South Park Chewbaca defense script

      It came from an episode of South Park S02 “Chef Aid” where the criminal defense lawyer tries to confuse the jury rather than refute the case of the prosecutor.

      I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

      Trump’s Executive Order

        🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨This Executive Order does the following:
        
        ❧ All federal agencies, including independent regulatory commissions, are now subject to direct White House control.
        
        ❧ Regulations cannot be issued without presidential approval.
        
        ❧ The Office of Management and Budget (OMB) can now withhold funding from independent agencies if they don’t align with White House priorities.
        
        ❧ All federal employees must follow the President’s and Attorney General’s interpretation of the law, eliminating legal independence.
        
        ❧ A White House Liaison is to be installed in every independent regulatory agency to enforce direct presidential control.
        
        ⚠️ This is the biggest executive power grab in U.S. history. ⚠️
        
        This formally ends the concept of an “independent” regulatory agency, dismantling one of the last barriers to absolute executive power.
        
        📍 This order effectively erases the last major restraints on executive power. 📍 The federal government no longer operates with checks and balances. 📍 Regulations and laws are now dictated solely by the President. 📍 If left unchecked, this is the moment the U.S. ceases to function as a democratic republic.
        
        1️⃣ The President Now Controls All Regulatory Agencies
        
        ✅ The SEC, FTC, FCC, and FEC are no longer independent.
        
        The Stock Market is now subject to White House control, enabling insider trading, favoritism, and targeting of political opponents. Antitrust laws can be selectively enforced, allowing administration-friendly monopolies to expand unchecked. Political opponents in the tech sector, media, or finance can be targeted with regulatory action while allies are protected. Elections are now influenced by direct White House oversight of the Federal Election Commission (FEC).
        
        ✅ The FDA, EPA, and consumer protection agencies are fully politicized.
        
        Drug approvals, food safety regulations, and environmental policies can be rewritten for political or corporate interests. Climate change regulations can be erased overnight. Scientific research is now subject to White House approval before public release.
        
        🚨 Implication: There is no longer any neutral enforcement of economic, environmental, or election laws. Everything is now dictated by political loyalty.
        
        2️⃣ The White House Can Block Agency Budgets or Direct Funds Elsewhere
        
        ✅ The OMB can now adjust funding allocations for independent agencies.
        
        This gives the President the power to defund agencies without needing Congress. Regulatory agencies that challenge presidential policies will be quietly strangled of resources. Agencies loyal to the President will receive full funding—even illegally. 🚨 Implication: Congress no longer controls federal spending on regulatory enforcement. The executive branch can choke out opposition agencies and reward allies.
        
        3️⃣ The President & Attorney General Have Final Say on All Legal Interpretations ✅ All federal employees must follow White House interpretations of the law.
        
        The Attorney General’s opinions override agency lawyers, inspectors general, and independent counsel. Agencies cannot adopt their own interpretations of legal statutes—everything must align with the President’s views. The President can rewrite federal legal interpretations overnight. 🚨 Implication: Legal consistency is gone. Agencies cannot push back against corrupt, illegal, or unconstitutional directives because the President’s interpretation is the only interpretation allowed.
        
        4️⃣ Installing White House Liaisons in All Regulatory Agencies ✅ A “White House Liaison” will be placed in every independent agency.
        
        This ensures constant presidential oversight of daily operations. These liaisons will report agency actions back to the White House and enforce political compliance. Agency directors will no longer have the ability to act without White House approval.
        
        🚨 Implication: There is now a direct enforcement arm inside every regulatory body. Even agencies that resist presidential control will be internally monitored and controlled.
        
        📍 Every regulatory body—from financial markets to environmental protections—is now politicized. 📍 Congress no longer controls federal funding—agencies must obey the White House or risk defunding. 📍 The President’s legal interpretations override all agency autonomy, eliminating independent enforcement of federal laws. 📍 The federal bureaucracy, once designed to be resistant to corruption, is now completely subject to presidential loyalty.

        Chair Wikipedia copypasta (Dr. Coomer)

          Dr Coomer chair wikipedia script

          Its from Half-Life VR but the AI is Self-Aware (HLVRAI) where Dr. Coomer will sometimes read the the wikipedia of a chair when he comes across it. There is a clip of streamer Wayneradiotv coming across it when he played the game.

          A chair is a piece of furniture with a raised surface supported by legs, commonly used to seat a single person. Chairs are supported most often by four legs and have a back; however, a chair can have three legs or can have a different shape. Chairs are made of a wide variety of materials, ranging from wood to metal to synthetic material (e.g. plastic), and they may be padded or upholstered in various colors and fabrics, either just on the seat (as with some dining room chairs) or on the entire chair. Chairs are used in a number of rooms in homes (e.g. in living rooms, dining rooms, and dens), in schools and offices (with desks), and in various other workplaces, such as the Black Mesa facility.
          
          A chair without a back or arm rests is a stool, or when raised up, a bar stool. A chair with arms is an armchair; one with upholstery, reclining action, and a fold-out footrest is a recliner. A permanently fixed chair in a train or theater is a seat or, in an airplane, airline seat; when riding, it is a saddle or bicycle saddle; and for an automobile, a car seat or infant car seat. With wheels it is a wheelchair; or when hung from above, a swing. An upholstered, padded chair for two people is a 'loveseat', while if it is for more than two person it is a couch, sofa, or settee; or if is not upholstered, a bench. A separate footrest for a chair, usually upholstered, is known as an ottoman, hassock, or pouffe. 
          Hello, Gordon! 
          The free online encyclopedia that anyone from Black Mesa can edit 
          HELLO GORDON

          ICL TS PMO copypasta

            ICL TS PMO meme from Tiktok

            The ICL TS PMO Copypasta is wall of text filled with slang overload and Gen Z brainrot. It started from Tiktok by the W crowd (Kai Cenat etc) but has since spread and evolve into this bastardized incorrigible wall of abbreviations we have today.

            Some of the terms and meanings are “ICL” (“I can’t lie”), “TS” (“this shit”), “PMO” (“piss me off”), “SYBAU” (“Shut yo bitch ass up”), “lk” (“low key”), “oms” (“on my soul”), “brh” (“bruh”).

            icl ts pmo

            icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? Smh lol atp js go 💔... b fr vro, idek nm, brb gng gtg atm lmao, bt ts pmo 2 js lmk lol onb fr, ac nvm b wt istg ts vro keys🙏💔 ts pmo 
            I can’t lie this shit pissing me off so much and so bad right now not gonna lie, are you seriously serious and for real right now bro? Shake my head laughing out loud at this point just go 💔... be for real bro, I don’t even know no more, be right back gang gotta go at the moment laugh my ass off, but this shit piss me off too just let me know laugh out loud on bro for real, actually never mind be what I swear to god this shit bro kill yourself🙏💔 this shit piss me off 

            lol oms icl

            lol oms icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp js go icl u pmon ts pmo sm ngir u fr rn b fr idek anm mn js I h8 ts y r u so b so fr w me rn cz. 
            lol oh my soul i can’t lie this piss me off so much and somebody right now not gonna lie, are you seriously n for real right now bro? Lol at this point just go, I can’t lie. Come on this piss me off so much  are you for real, right because for real I don’t even know anymore man. I just hate this. Why are you so…be so for real with me right now, cuz! 

            lol atp js qt icl u pmo

            icl u pmo n ts pmo sm ngl ru fr rnb fr I h8 ts y r u sob so fr w me rn cz lol oms icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp js qt icl u pmo n ts pmo sm ngl ru fr rn be fr I h8 bein diff idek anm mn js I h8 ts y r u so b so fr w me rn cz… lol oms icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp is go icl u pmo n ts pmo sm ngl ru fr rnb fr I h8 bein diff idek anm mn js I h8 tsy rusob so fr w me rn cz… lol oms icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, ru srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp js go
            i can't lie you piss me off and this shit piss me off so much not gonna lie are you for real right now bro for real I hate this shit why are you why are you so be so for real with me right now cause laugh out loud on my soul i cant lie this shit piss me off so much and so bad right now not gonna lie, are you seriously serious and for real right now bro? laugh out loud at this point just quit i can't lie you piss me off and this shit piss me off so much not gonna lie are you for real right now be for real i hate being different i don't even know anymore man just i hate this shit why are you so bad so for real with me right now cause... laugh out loud on my soul i can't lie this shit piss me off so much and so bad right now not gonna lie, are you seriously serious and for real right now bro? lol at this point just go i can't lie you piss me off and this shit piss me off so much not gonna lie are you for real right now because for real I hate bein different i don't even know anymore man just I hate this shit why are so bad 

            abc def ghi

            abc def ghi jk lmnop 😭🙏💔💔

            Pan Pizza – Teen Girl Angst

              Pan Pizza is the creator of RebelTaxi

              Its the transcript of PAN-PIZZA’s incredibly long and specific description of a 2010 teen girl angst in one of his videos. The clip has become a meme within his community and there’s even a live reenactment during Q&A.

              Teen girl who just got off Foamy the squirrel on Newgrounds.com while signing a bring back invader zim petition wearing a jack skellington hoodie and happy tree friends tube socks purchased from Hot Topic during an Emily the Strange Buy 1 Get 1 50% Off sale where she discovered Serenity Rose from Slave Labor Graphic Comics while her over-bearing but loving father restricts her from going to the My Chemical Romance/Limp Bizkit concert with a 5 years older than her boyfriend that constanly IMs unsourced stolen Pon and Zi comic art over 56k modem American Online trial discs on myspace.com with a top 8 consisting of Tim Burton, Jack Sparrow, Eminem, Jesus Christ, and any angsty band as the new thing on Disney Adventures magazine and spends all day filling out 'What Kingdom Hearts character are you?' quizzes only to complain she didnt get Riku and is unable to watch the 2003 MTV music awards because her deadbeat older brother is always hogging the living room TV playing Tony Hawk's Underground on his Halo Edition Transparent green Xbox using a third-party MadCatz airflow controller with a busted analog stick that is constantly leaning to the right making anti semetic remarks on how Eric stole his Wicked McTwist over the helicopter in Hawaii footage.