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NO MORE XIANGLING COPYPASTA!

    Mavuika the anti-Xiangling copypasta

    Created by u/No_Statistician_3782, its known as the anti-Xiangling copypasta or ‘XIANGLING COPYPASTA NO MORE’ after beta leaks indicate that the upcoming character Mavuika has no ICD (Internal Cooldown).

    Where the hell are you now Xiangling you little shit?
    
    I WILL play Klee. Her best team will have Mavuika. I WILL play Raiden, Chillde, Wriosthesley, Sharktard Girl and more. And they all will want Mavuika. She will use your spine as the highway to a new era for the meta!
    
    I WILL wale for Mavuika. Fish, cook, mine, even collect MINT for her. I WILL present her signature at her feet. If she isn't satisfied I WILL pull for her Constellations. "I don't need any ER fam, I got you" She will tell me and my knees will turn into dust.
    
    Mavuika can take all my primogems. I WILL present to her my cancelled credit card. "This is unnecessary, I'm with you my friend 🌞!" She will grab her bike and say "It's bikening time!" There will be no hint of sadness in my eyes anymore. There will be only pure, burning freedom from your cooking hands.
    
    What a beautiful world.

    THATS SO FUNNY IM CACKLING

      Copypasta response to something funny
      BROOOOOOOOOO πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€ I CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE HOW DONE I AM RN 😭😭😭 LMAOOOOOOO THIS VIDEO SENT ME STRAIGHT TO THE SHADOW REALM πŸ˜­πŸ’€ I WAS CHILLING, MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN BOOMβ€”YOU HIT ME WITH THIS???!!! πŸ˜­πŸ’€πŸ’€ I LITERALLY SPIT OUT MY WATER, IT SHOT OUT MY NOSE, AND NOW MY LAPTOP IS SHORT-CIRCUITING. MY DOG SAW ME LAUGHING AND STARTED HOWLING πŸ’€πŸ˜­ MY NEIGHBOR BANGED ON THE WALL THINKING I WAS DYING, AND TBH, I AM πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­ I’M SCREAMING, CRYING, THROWING UP, AND KICKING MY FEET LIKE A TODDLER RN πŸ˜­πŸ’€ THIS AIN’T JUST FUNNY, THIS IS STRAIGHT-UP WAR CRIME LEVEL FUNNY πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€ SOMEONE GET ME A DEFIBRILLATOR, MY HEART CAN’T HANDLE THIS.
      
      LIKE???!!! WHY DID YOU THINK THIS WAS OKAY?? I’M WHEEZING SO HARD I SOUND LIKE A DEFECTIVE TEAPOT πŸ˜­πŸ’€πŸ’€ MY CAT IS STARING AT ME LIKE I’VE COMPLETELY LOST IT. BRO, I JUST FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR, HIT THE FLOOR, BOUNCED, ROLLED INTO THE WALL, AND STARTED CRYING AGAIN πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ’€πŸ’€ LMAOOOOOO I NEED TO CALL AN AMBULANCE BUT I’M TOO BUSY LAUGHING AND HYPERVENTILATING πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­ I GOTTA SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES, THIS VIDEO BROKE MY SOUL, MY HOUSE, AND MY SPIRIT πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ’€πŸ’€ BRO THIS ISN’T EVEN A VIDEO ANYMORE, THIS IS A WHOLE-LIFE EXPERIENCE. I’M LEVITATING. I’M SEEING GOD. I’M NEGOTIATING WITH SAINT PETER RN ABOUT WHETHER I CAN COME BACK OR STAY DEAD.
      
      MY GRANNY WALKED IN, SAW ME CACKLING, AND NOW SHE THINKS I’M POSSESSED πŸ˜­πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€ THE WAY I JUST FELL INTO AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION OVER THIS πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ˜­πŸ˜­ THE FLOOR BENEATH ME COLLAPSED, AND NOW I’M IN SOMEONE ELSE’S APARTMENT TRYING TO EXPLAIN WHY I LAUGHED THIS HARD πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€ LMAOOOOOO MY PHONE IS CRACKED, MY EGO IS SHATTERED, AND MY LUNGS HAVE FILED A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST ME 😭😭😭 BRO YOU GOT ME WRITING THIS COMMENT FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE BECAUSE I LEGIT JUST DIED.
      
      HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GO ON WITH MY DAY AFTER THIS? πŸ˜­πŸ’€πŸ˜­πŸ’€ EVERY TIME I REMEMBER THIS, I’M GONNA LAUGH IN THE MOST INCONVENIENT PLACES. JOB INTERVIEWS? LAUGHING. FUNERALS? LAUGHING. BRO YOU GOT ME OUT HERE RUINING MY ENTIRE LIFE πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­ SOMEONE CALL THE FBI, THE CIA, AND THE AVENGERS, BECAUSE THIS IS A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­ I’M DONE. I’M FINISHED. GOODBYE. THIS COMMENT IS BEING SENT FROM THE AFTERLIFE.

      i don’t want to cancel my favorite idol….. AESPA SUPPORT LGBT WHY WHY WHY

        From a tweet by an unhinged Kpop stan when he found out that his fav group openly supports LGBT. The tweet had become a meme and people use ironically whenever their idol supports LGBT.

        i don’t want to cancel my favorite kpop group….. AESPA SUPPORT LGBT WHY WHY WHY😭😭😭
        i don’t want to cancel my favorite kpop idol… NINGNING SUPPORT LGBT WHY WHY WHY😭😭😭
        i don’t want to cancel my favorite kpop idol….. YUNAH SUPPORT LGBT WHY WHY WHY😭😭😭

        When i was young i had some kind of rot gut that caused me to shit every 10 minutes

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          byu/Warthogs309 from discussion
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          When i was young i had some kind of rot gut that caused me to shit every 10 minutes.
          
          I remember trying to lay on the couch, in pain and clearly not having a good time. Every 2 seconds my grandma would try to spark up some inane conversation that i had 0 interest in.
          
          I told her NUMEROUS times that im not going to respond, because i was busy dying.
          
          Clearly she didnt get the hint and kept trying to talk about what was going on outside. After i just stopped responding, i was hit with the ol "I GUESS IM TALKING TO MYSELF HUH!?". Followed by "I see the kids across the street are playing" 2 minutes later.
          
          Never did i want to beat someone into submission more in my life. But at that point, i dont think i could physically get up long enough to deliver that beating.
          
          So i just drug myself to the other side of the house out of eye sight and had to drag myself to the bathroom every few minutes for the foamy white dumps to come.

          Dying is the most unfun thing in this game, is Valve going to fix this?

            Every game is the same, it's gotten ridiculous. I'll be laning just fine in either Greenchur or Yellow (my two favorite colors) playing one of the reddit approved wholesome characters (Mo & Krill or Ivy with her 1 unbound). I'm shooting the enemy, hitting troopers, getting souls, what an awesome feeling. This is what DeadLock is all about.
            
            Suddenly, the enemy Mcginnis uses her turret ability right in my face and it starts blasting me. Wtf? Why is she allowed to do that? Now I'm taking 10 damage per second from a 100 hp stationary NPC that LITERALLY has aimbot! Before I can run away, suddenly a giant wall appears right behind me. I could have sworn she used it 60 seconds ago, how is it already off cooldown? Now I'm completely caught out in the open as I had already used all my stamina bars to get to a dying creep (still missed the melee).
            
            After getting relentlessly blasted by my unskilled lane opponent, I somehow manage to make it back to my guardian. I know I'm safe under its protective masculine legs because it recently got a 3% range buff. I couldn't have been more wrong, as suddenly I hear γ‚―γ‚½ζ­»γ­γƒγ‚ΊγƒŸ and my screen goes grey. Are you kidding me? How was I supposed to know Yamato was charging up an attack ability? I don't speak Japanese, she could have been wishing me a happy birthday for all I know.
            
            Anyways, now I have to sit and do nothing for 20 seconds. I'm sorry, I thought I was playing a video game. What kind of game makes you sit there and do nothing? They should really look into reworking how dying functions. I think the best solution would be allowing you to kill the enemy but prevent you and your friendlies from dying. That way everybody can kill (most fun part of the game) but no one can die (least fun part of the game).

            Dying is the best part of the game

            Dying is the best part of the game. Anyone else here over 40? These old bones can’t keep up with the young ones! I try to do the whole run and shoot thing but my arthritic fingers can’t keep up with 4 abilities and 4 actives. Us old ones sure have it rough! I remember when candy was five entire cents at the local grocer and bread was free if the clerk wasn’t looking or your mom was hot. I play abrams since hes so simple and easy, he reminds me a lot of what my dad used to do with my mom. I try to majestic mosey on down to park to kill the enemy flapper but honestly I can’t keep up with the young ones. I usually die. A lot! And its okay! I’m having a great time. Maybe 50 years ago I would’ve had β€˜em. The grey screen is comforting. Reminds me how life used to be β€” black and white β€” before color was invented. Death is comforting 70 second break from the action. I use the time to have my grandson explain the items to me. Honestly? I don’t understand them. I just enjoy spending time with him. I like the magical carpet a lot. It reminds me of when I thought we’d have flying cars by the year 1950. Good times! Deadlock reminds me a lot of my childhood. Reminds me of what the ice cream man used to do to me. He walked up, smiled, then I entered the grey screen! Hah! And his name was also Kevin! 

            C++ is a horrible language.

              Linus Torvalds rant on C++

              Its actually a rant on C++ by Linus Torvalds himself, the creator of Linux back in 2007. The site had since shut down but an archive version with Linus reply can still be found on the Wayback Machine.

              C++ is a horrible language. It's made more horrible by the fact that a lot 
              of substandard programmers use it, to the point where it's much much 
              easier to generate total and utter crap with it. Quite frankly, even if 
              the choice of C were to do *nothing* but keep the C++ programmers out, 
              that in itself would be a huge reason to use C.
              
              In other words: the choice of C is the only sane choice. I know Miles 
              Bader jokingly said "to piss you off", but it's actually true. I've come 
              to the conclusion that any programmer that would prefer the project to be 
              in C++ over C is likely a programmer that I really *would* prefer to piss 
              off, so that he doesn't come and screw up any project I'm involved with.
              
              C++ leads to really really bad design choices. You invariably start using 
              the "nice" library features of the language like STL and Boost and other 
              total and utter crap, that may "help" you program, but causes:
              
               - infinite amounts of pain when they don't work (and anybody who tells me 
                 that STL and especially Boost are stable and portable is just so full 
                 of BS that it's not even funny)
              
               - inefficient abstracted programming models where two years down the road 
                 you notice that some abstraction wasn't very efficient, but now all 
                 your code depends on all the nice object models around it, and you 
                 cannot fix it without rewriting your app.
              
              In other words, the only way to do good, efficient, and system-level and 
              portable C++ ends up to limit yourself to all the things that are 
              basically available in C. And limiting your project to C means that people 
              don't screw that up, and also means that you get a lot of programmers that 
              do actually understand low-level issues and don't screw things up with any 
              idiotic "object model" crap.
              
              So I'm sorry, but for something like git, where efficiency was a primary 
              objective, the "advantages" of C++ is just a huge mistake. The fact that 
              we also piss off people who cannot see that is just a big additional 
              advantage.
              
              If you want a VCS that is written in C++, go play with Monotone. Really. 
              They use a "real database". They use "nice object-oriented libraries". 
              They use "nice C++ abstractions". And quite frankly, as a result of all 
              these design decisions that sound so appealing to some CS people, the end 
              result is a horrible and unmaintainable mess.
              
              But I'm sure you'd like it more than git.

              Original thread with Linus full reply

              On Wed, 5 Sep 2007, Dmitry Kakurin wrote:
              > 
              > When I first looked at Git source code two things struck me as odd:
              > 1. Pure C as opposed to C++. No idea why. Please don't talk about portability,
              > it's BS.
              
              *YOU* are full of bullshit.
              
              C++ is a horrible language. It's made more horrible by the fact that a lot 
              of substandard programmers use it, to the point where it's much much 
              easier to generate total and utter crap with it. Quite frankly, even if 
              the choice of C were to do *nothing* but keep the C++ programmers out, 
              that in itself would be a huge reason to use C.
              
              In other words: the choice of C is the only sane choice. I know Miles 
              Bader jokingly said "to piss you off", but it's actually true. I've come 
              to the conclusion that any programmer that would prefer the project to be 
              in C++ over C is likely a programmer that I really *would* prefer to piss 
              off, so that he doesn't come and screw up any project I'm involved with.
              
              C++ leads to really really bad design choices. You invariably start using 
              the "nice" library features of the language like STL and Boost and other 
              total and utter crap, that may "help" you program, but causes:
              
               - infinite amounts of pain when they don't work (and anybody who tells me 
                 that STL and especially Boost are stable and portable is just so full 
                 of BS that it's not even funny)
              
               - inefficient abstracted programming models where two years down the road 
                 you notice that some abstraction wasn't very efficient, but now all 
                 your code depends on all the nice object models around it, and you 
                 cannot fix it without rewriting your app.
              
              In other words, the only way to do good, efficient, and system-level and 
              portable C++ ends up to limit yourself to all the things that are 
              basically available in C. And limiting your project to C means that people 
              don't screw that up, and also means that you get a lot of programmers that 
              do actually understand low-level issues and don't screw things up with any 
              idiotic "object model" crap.
              
              So I'm sorry, but for something like git, where efficiency was a primary 
              objective, the "advantages" of C++ is just a huge mistake. The fact that 
              we also piss off people who cannot see that is just a big additional 
              advantage.
              
              If you want a VCS that is written in C++, go play with Monotone. Really. 
              They use a "real database". They use "nice object-oriented libraries". 
              They use "nice C++ abstractions". And quite frankly, as a result of all 
              these design decisions that sound so appealing to some CS people, the end 
              result is a horrible and unmaintainable mess.
              
              But I'm sure you'd like it more than git.
              
              			Linus