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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

I can say NFL officials are truly a tight ship organization and my respect for their level of checks and balances is through the roof

    I am sat next to an official from the Atlanta game and walked through every penalty called and some that weren't. I am not telling you his name or the flight, but I can say NFL officials are truly a tight ship organization and my respect for their level of checks and balances is through the roof after learning more about them. Couple unbiased and non-identifying comments. Officials do not care in the slightest who wins or losses. They care about being accurate and keeping the accountability scores up vs their peers. Your instant reply slow motion point of view is respected, and their bosses 100% slow thing down to make sure calls were accurate, and their grades reflect that, but in realtime these are the best of the best. If they miss a call rest assured it did not go unnoticed by the NFL, their Bosses and the other refs. What they do in real-time is actually damn near amazing.

    STOP TALKING ABOUT CHARMONY DOVES!

      The original variation was from a meme video of a guy freaking out over Among Us. 

      STOP TALKING ABOUT CHARMONY DOVES! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON IPCTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON IPCCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just charmony doves stuff. I-I showed my IPC underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is a caged bird HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S LOOKS LIKE THE DOVE'S CAGE" I looked at my  penis I think of an charmony dove and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENDOVES" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG

      Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is…

        Originally its a response to the word “based” but the copypasta has been used for “Can I ask you a question” and “🤓”.

        "Can I ask you a question?"? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "Can I ask you a question?"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only words you can comprehend are "Can I ask you a question?" - or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "Can I ask you a question?" once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about six fucking words? I bet you took the time to type those six words too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well- thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "Can I ask you a question?" on your gravestone?

        Hello, mods. It’s me, your single follower.

          Hello, mods. It's me, your single follower. For many years I've been making an illusion that there are many people on this sub, but it was me alone. Now I will write this message from all my accounts in the comments.

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          Hi [streamer name]- It’s me, your only Viewer. For Months I have created the illusion that you are streaming to a large audience. But here’s the truth: all these people in the chat are me. And now, for you to be convinced of this, I will send this message from all my accounts.

          I fucking LOVE/HATE Asuka

            Asuka from Tekken

            The “I fucking LOVE Asuka” was posted as a clapback to “I fucking HATE Asuka” post on the r/Tekken sub. Both posts promptly became a meme within the Tekken community.

            Love Asuka

            I love her cute face. I love watching her simple but elegant and flowing combos. I love her cute, feminine voice and how she calls you a bonehead when she places a well timed rage art because it’s hilarious. I love how simple her execution is so that new players can play her and focus on learning the game instead of practicing a bunch of complicated string inputs. I love how most Asuka mains don’t pretend like she’s some super hard character to pilot and are totally chill with having fun playing a character with simple execution (not to mention dressing her up in all kinds of ridiculous looking customization costumes). And I especially love how asuka makes hyper aggressive, unga bunga button mashers seethe and bust their controllers with a simple “BOKE” or a well placed frame trap followed up with a f+3+4 to the face.

TL:DR I love Asuka

            Hate Asuka

            I hate seeing her dumb face, I hate her big head and no neck, I hate her big ass fucking hands, I hate watching her shitty ugly ass combos, I hate how every time I try to get into my attack flow she does that fucking parry stance and negates like 80 of my fucking moves, I hate her voice and how she yells when you've got her in a combo or when you win the round, I hate how she talks, and more than anything, I fucking HATE her charge-up rage art that pushes you all the way to fucking Mexico so you can't punish it and when she does her rage art the next time and you try to sidestep it BOOM she does her normal rage art.

TL:DR I hate Asuka