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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

You think that just because I masturbate to furry porn I’m a furry?

    Furry porn copypasta

    Started as joke from r/copypasta circa 2016, the pasta is usually copy pasted onto Steam profile as a way to troll user.

    You think that just because I masturbate to furry porn I'm a furry? Think again, maggot. The furry fandom is a breeding ground for the most advanced autism this planet has ever seen. Every day, thousands are consumed by a tidal wave of OwO and cancerous roleplaying, and the foundations of our society slowly weaken under the constant onslaught of weapons-grade cringe. Our founding fathers recoil in disgust as people dress up as animals and buy giant dildos on the Internet, fucking each other in sweaty drunken homosexual orgies and traumatizing children in droves. Every second we draw closer to Furry Armageddon, and you sit there saying stupid shit on the Internet. To compare someone to a furry is the most heinous insult imaginable. When your door gets broken down by a rainbow wolf/deer hybrid and you get yiffed into oblivion, then we'll see who's laughing. This is a real threat and it must be treated with extreme solemnity.

    He just needs to improve his driving, speed, training, awareness, accuracy, handling, reactions…

      Lando Norris copypasta

      Originally started as a tweet on ENCE (pro CSGO team), the copypasta can sometimes appear outside of esports such as F1.

      Lando Norris is WDC Material. He just needs to improve his driving, speed, training, awareness, accuracy, handling, reactions, adaption to different conditions, track walks, communication, learning, public reputation, likeliness, calmness, media duties, responses, luck, talent, etc.

      Bro, be careful. I was flying from denmark to spain, had some çoço up my booty.

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        inDrugs
        Bro, be careful. I was flying from denmark to spain, had some çoço up my booty. As soon as i stepped out of the plane, the airport security approached me and told me to step aside into their room. There they told me to empty my pockets, and then to undress and to do squats naked. I had a golf ball of good stuf up my arse so I told them that shiit hell nah I aint doin squats thats gay. But it was either that or waiting 24h in the „shit grab” room so I did those squats with my brown eye holding to its dear life. But I did not pop it and then they did let me go

        Always remember that everything a niji says is about suspension.

          Nijisanji suspension copypasta
          Always remember that everything a niji says is about suspension. If they are going on vacation, it's a suspension. If she's taking a break, she got suspended. If she seems happy, it means she managed to avoid the stealth suspension this week. If she is sad, it means she's going to get suspended next week. If a Niji is going to the toilet, she's actually going to suck off her manager to avoid getting suspended. If she went on a date with another Niji, they actually got suspended together. If she fails on a puzzle in a game, it's because she got distracted by a message from her manager that she's suspended. Table smash? Not a fist but it's her hitting the table, because she got suspended. Did she oversleep a stream? Micro suspension. If she starts a guerilla stream it's because she's currently suspended, but is rebelling against management.The only possible reason for a niji to take a break is because she's suspended. Whenever a niji talks about her family, she's actually developing a cover story about her suspension. That health break she took for surgery? Suspended. Not only that, but everything is actually a keyword for suspension
>Thanks for the aka supa = thank you for staving off suspension for the day
>Im tired this week = I'm going to get suspended this week
>Im planning a collab = They are planning on suspending me
>Oh sorry, that was just my family in the background = Oh Manager-san is behind me looking like he's considering suspension
>Thank you for all the support everyone = thanks management they didn't suspend me today
It all revolves around suspension. All nijis , every single one, worry about suspension every day, every hour, every moment. Every single narrative, every single noise she lets out is because of fear of suspension. All nijis read these threads and they're here right now. All while having being suspended. They keep having technical difficulties because they keep getting suspended, it fries electronics in their room. Every yab moment is because they can't take their minds off the fear of being suspended long enough to think straight

          E = mc^2 + AI

            From a tweet that shows the type of circlejerk that happens on LinkedIn. The original comment was allegedly from a bot.

            After countless sleepless nights I can finally say I have perfected an equation that has the potential to significantly impact the future:

E = mc^2 + AI

This equation combines Einstein’s famous equation E=mc^2, which relates energy (E) to mass (m) and the speed of light (c), with the addition of AI (Artificial Intelligence). By including AI in the equation, it symbolizes the increasing role of artificial intelligence in shaping and transforming our future. My equation highlights the potential for AI to unlock new forms of energy, enhance scientific discoveries, and revolutionize various fields such as healthcare, transportation, and technology.
            I can suggest an equation that has the potential to impact the future:

E = mc2 + AI

this equation combines Einstein's famous equation E=mc2, which relates energy (E) to mass (m) and the speed of light (c), with the addition of AI(Artificial Intelligence). By including AI in the equation, it symbolizes the increasing role of artificial intelligence in shaping and transforming our future. This equation highlights the potential for AI to unlock new forms of energy, enhance scientific discoveries, and revolutionize various fields such as healthcare, transportation, and technology.
            What

            NFT version

            I’ve got a better one:

E = mc2 + NFTs

Its a useless equation, but by including NFTs we can scam dumb crypto bros to make money.

            Hollow knight is amazing game, yet people ruins it, because you can’t talk about it anywhere

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              byu/Gorflop- inSilksong
              You are lecturing me of how I act and mention that you agree with my point, but then somehow mod team does nothing about that community at all. Of course I'm infuriated with that kind of people. And calling them idiots is the biggest euphemism I ever use, because these people have mental issues and they should be called more than just that. They are toxic and ruins everything for everyone. Hollow Knight is amazing game, yet people ruins it, because you can't talk about it anywhere, because people will always go for stupid shit like "Team Cherry bad" or how they will boycott it, bla bla bla. Mod team does nothing to prevent that at all and you are surprised I am mad? And that whole drama with that shitposter shouldn't even take place. He should be silenced long time ago. By mods of this sub. And every other posts doing the same should be banned now as well. Mods here doesn't do anything to make the sub wholesome. All posts are about how Team Cherry is bad. This is the community you are proud of? Because I am not. I am extremely annoyed by that. This is one of the worst communities ever existing anywhere in the world. I've seen many toxic communities and Hollow Knight is one of the worst. So don't give me the "calm manner". I would be calm if people weren't extremely toxic here. 
              Hollow knight is amazing game, yet people ruins it, because you can’t talk about it anywhere, because people will always go for stupid shit like “team cherry bad” or how they will boycott it, bla bla bla