I can't fucking take it anymore. This pokemon needs to be fucking gone. EVERY GOD FORSAKEN GAME HAS ZAMAZENTA. Out of your 6 pokemon, you need like 3 dudes just to beat one dog. It's too bulky to be killed by most special moves, even some that are super-effective, and its blistering speed allows it to get Iron Defenses so fast your head will spin. preventing any physical attacker from KOing it. This doesn't even address the fact that its uninvested attack stat allows it to bypass should-be counters with coverage. There's such a small selection of things that actually beat it one on one that it's so goddamn frustrating.
How is it that all the ban conversations I hear are about Darkrai, Kyurem, and Raging Bolt when all of these pokemon straight up lose to this dumb dog? "Oh, Kyurem runs a mixed coverage set that has loaded dice, icicle spear, and scale shot, that's the real problem!" Those pokemon at least have counter-play. I'd rather play against Unaware Dozo Clod Clef stall every matchup than play against one more drooling ladder player with that dumb Iron defense set where I have to guess if it has Heavy Slam to beat my Fairy type, Crunch to beat my ghost, or fucking Stone Edge to beat my Moltres. This all ignores the fact that no pokemon abuses Tera half as well as this obese bitch. Oh, how quaint, your Valiant outspeeds and has super effective moonblast? Tera Fire Iron Defense go brrrrrrrr. Don't even get me started on those Life Orb attacker sets that have been popping up.
It's enabled the most obnoxious, low IQ teambuilding. Now every damn team is Zama + Glowking + Twave spam. How is one team style running the meta healthy? How is it that Stall sucks? Why I am I running into niche pokemon picks that are chosen just to beat one pokemon, and how come it's never enough? Did everyone forget how boring Gen 8 was? Are we all content to go back to that, where the fat legendary comes in and wins you the game?
Everyday we stray further from Arceus and the beloved Son he sacrificed 'pon the cross, and when the day of reckoning comes, we will all deserve the damnation he will bring upon us. Do you think the creator of everything is happy when he looks at OU and sees that they unbanned this stupid boxart so that everyone can click Iron Defense in unison? Thou shalt not worship false swipe idols.
Zamzenta needs a suspect yesterday. If I'm wrong and the people choose to keep his dumbass in, fine, whatever, but there at least needs to be a vote. This isn't healthy or fun. It's macabre, sick, twisted, and perverse. If there's any justice in this world, the Holy Smogon council will take swift action against this monster, and we'll be better off for it.
Where the hell are you now Xiangling you little shit?
I WILL play Klee. Her best team will have Mavuika. I WILL play Raiden, Chillde, Wriosthesley, Sharktard Girl and more. And they all will want Mavuika. She will use your spine as the highway to a new era for the meta!
I WILL wale for Mavuika. Fish, cook, mine, even collect MINT for her. I WILL present her signature at her feet. If she isn't satisfied I WILL pull for her Constellations. "I don't need any ER fam, I got you" She will tell me and my knees will turn into dust.
Mavuika can take all my primogems. I WILL present to her my cancelled credit card. "This is unnecessary, I'm with you my friend π!" She will grab her bike and say "It's bikening time!" There will be no hint of sadness in my eyes anymore. There will be only pure, burning freedom from your cooking hands.
What a beautiful world.
BROOOOOOOOOO ππππ I CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE HOW DONE I AM RN πππ LMAOOOOOOO THIS VIDEO SENT ME STRAIGHT TO THE SHADOW REALM ππ I WAS CHILLING, MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN BOOMβYOU HIT ME WITH THIS???!!! πππ I LITERALLY SPIT OUT MY WATER, IT SHOT OUT MY NOSE, AND NOW MY LAPTOP IS SHORT-CIRCUITING. MY DOG SAW ME LAUGHING AND STARTED HOWLING ππ MY NEIGHBOR BANGED ON THE WALL THINKING I WAS DYING, AND TBH, I AM ππππππ IβM SCREAMING, CRYING, THROWING UP, AND KICKING MY FEET LIKE A TODDLER RN ππ THIS AINβT JUST FUNNY, THIS IS STRAIGHT-UP WAR CRIME LEVEL FUNNY πππ SOMEONE GET ME A DEFIBRILLATOR, MY HEART CANβT HANDLE THIS.
LIKE???!!! WHY DID YOU THINK THIS WAS OKAY?? IβM WHEEZING SO HARD I SOUND LIKE A DEFECTIVE TEAPOT πππ MY CAT IS STARING AT ME LIKE IβVE COMPLETELY LOST IT. BRO, I JUST FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR, HIT THE FLOOR, BOUNCED, ROLLED INTO THE WALL, AND STARTED CRYING AGAIN ππππ LMAOOOOOO I NEED TO CALL AN AMBULANCE BUT IβM TOO BUSY LAUGHING AND HYPERVENTILATING ππππππ I GOTTA SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES, THIS VIDEO BROKE MY SOUL, MY HOUSE, AND MY SPIRIT ππππ BRO THIS ISNβT EVEN A VIDEO ANYMORE, THIS IS A WHOLE-LIFE EXPERIENCE. IβM LEVITATING. IβM SEEING GOD. IβM NEGOTIATING WITH SAINT PETER RN ABOUT WHETHER I CAN COME BACK OR STAY DEAD.
MY GRANNY WALKED IN, SAW ME CACKLING, AND NOW SHE THINKS IβM POSSESSED ππππ THE WAY I JUST FELL INTO AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION OVER THIS ππππ THE FLOOR BENEATH ME COLLAPSED, AND NOW IβM IN SOMEONE ELSEβS APARTMENT TRYING TO EXPLAIN WHY I LAUGHED THIS HARD πππ LMAOOOOOO MY PHONE IS CRACKED, MY EGO IS SHATTERED, AND MY LUNGS HAVE FILED A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST ME πππ BRO YOU GOT ME WRITING THIS COMMENT FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE BECAUSE I LEGIT JUST DIED.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GO ON WITH MY DAY AFTER THIS? ππππ EVERY TIME I REMEMBER THIS, IβM GONNA LAUGH IN THE MOST INCONVENIENT PLACES. JOB INTERVIEWS? LAUGHING. FUNERALS? LAUGHING. BRO YOU GOT ME OUT HERE RUINING MY ENTIRE LIFE ππππππ SOMEONE CALL THE FBI, THE CIA, AND THE AVENGERS, BECAUSE THIS IS A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY πππππππ IβM DONE. IβM FINISHED. GOODBYE. THIS COMMENT IS BEING SENT FROM THE AFTERLIFE.
From a tweet by an unhinged Kpop stan when he found out that his fav group openly supports LGBT. The tweet had become a meme and people use ironically whenever their idol supports LGBT.
i donβt want to cancel my favorite kpop groupβ¦.. AESPA SUPPORT LGBT WHY WHY WHYπππ
i donβt want to cancel my favorite kpop idolβ¦ NINGNING SUPPORT LGBT WHY WHY WHYπππ
i donβt want to cancel my favorite kpop idolβ¦.. YUNAH SUPPORT LGBT WHY WHY WHYπππ
When i was young i had some kind of rot gut that caused me to shit every 10 minutes.
I remember trying to lay on the couch, in pain and clearly not having a good time. Every 2 seconds my grandma would try to spark up some inane conversation that i had 0 interest in.
I told her NUMEROUS times that im not going to respond, because i was busy dying.
Clearly she didnt get the hint and kept trying to talk about what was going on outside. After i just stopped responding, i was hit with the ol "I GUESS IM TALKING TO MYSELF HUH!?". Followed by "I see the kids across the street are playing" 2 minutes later.
Never did i want to beat someone into submission more in my life. But at that point, i dont think i could physically get up long enough to deliver that beating.
So i just drug myself to the other side of the house out of eye sight and had to drag myself to the bathroom every few minutes for the foamy white dumps to come.
Every game is the same, it's gotten ridiculous. I'll be laning just fine in either Greenchur or Yellow (my two favorite colors) playing one of the reddit approved wholesome characters (Mo & Krill or Ivy with her 1 unbound). I'm shooting the enemy, hitting troopers, getting souls, what an awesome feeling. This is what DeadLock is all about.
Suddenly, the enemy Mcginnis uses her turret ability right in my face and it starts blasting me. Wtf? Why is she allowed to do that? Now I'm taking 10 damage per second from a 100 hp stationary NPC that LITERALLY has aimbot! Before I can run away, suddenly a giant wall appears right behind me. I could have sworn she used it 60 seconds ago, how is it already off cooldown? Now I'm completely caught out in the open as I had already used all my stamina bars to get to a dying creep (still missed the melee).
After getting relentlessly blasted by my unskilled lane opponent, I somehow manage to make it back to my guardian. I know I'm safe under its protective masculine legs because it recently got a 3% range buff. I couldn't have been more wrong, as suddenly I hear γ―γ½ζ»γγγΊγ and my screen goes grey. Are you kidding me? How was I supposed to know Yamato was charging up an attack ability? I don't speak Japanese, she could have been wishing me a happy birthday for all I know.
Anyways, now I have to sit and do nothing for 20 seconds. I'm sorry, I thought I was playing a video game. What kind of game makes you sit there and do nothing? They should really look into reworking how dying functions. I think the best solution would be allowing you to kill the enemy but prevent you and your friendlies from dying. That way everybody can kill (most fun part of the game) but no one can die (least fun part of the game).
Dying is the best part of the game
Dying is the best part of the game. Anyone else here over 40? These old bones canβt keep up with the young ones! I try to do the whole run and shoot thing but my arthritic fingers canβt keep up with 4 abilities and 4 actives. Us old ones sure have it rough! I remember when candy was five entire cents at the local grocer and bread was free if the clerk wasnβt looking or your mom was hot. I play abrams since hes so simple and easy, he reminds me a lot of what my dad used to do with my mom. I try to majestic mosey on down to park to kill the enemy flapper but honestly I canβt keep up with the young ones. I usually die. A lot! And its okay! Iβm having a great time. Maybe 50 years ago I wouldβve had βem. The grey screen is comforting. Reminds me how life used to be β black and white β before color was invented. Death is comforting 70 second break from the action. I use the time to have my grandson explain the items to me. Honestly? I donβt understand them. I just enjoy spending time with him. I like the magical carpet a lot. It reminds me of when I thought weβd have flying cars by the year 1950. Good times! Deadlock reminds me a lot of my childhood. Reminds me of what the ice cream man used to do to me. He walked up, smiled, then I entered the grey screen! Hah! And his name was also Kevin!
