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Since David Baszucki, the CEO of Roblox is seriously thinking about adding nudity to Roblox

    Nudity in Roblox copypasta
    Since David Baszucki, the CEO of Roblox is seriously thinking about adding nudity to Roblox I have a few ideas. We need a penis, boobs, hips, and ass slider on the avatar editor and they will have jiggle physics and the ability to run around games or experiences as naked as we want. There should be an option to where fellow naked players could have hardcore explicit Roblox sex with each other in any game. Since the investors want it to mirror real life they should make our characters have the ability to get pregnant if they didn't wear protection and then we have to carry around a screaming and crying baby through all the games. When they give birth they should make it realistic to where there could be a problem with the baby so they have to cut the person giving birth open in a very realistic fashion or you could get a Robortion™ where they could get rid of the little shit before they are even born. They should also let players make strip clubs and pay people Robux to work at them while they emote on stage and do sexy dances naked while people donate Robux to the Roblox e strippers. The platform should also ban all children, furries, and old people because they are all cringe, we don't need children, furries, and old people ruining our sexy Roblox fun! After all this is done Roblox will finally be a complete platform mirroring society itself. People will go to a Roblox diner instead of going to a real one, people will be dating in Roblox instead of dating irl, people will have sex in Roblox and loose their virginity in Roblox instead of doing it in real life, people will have Roblox babies instead of having one in real life, people will stop going to work and will instead work within Roblox. Sooner than later Roblox will become it's own society without children, furries, and old people as they will all be banned from touching Roblox except children since they can join the rest of us once the morons decide to grow up they'll just have to make their own society elsewhere maybe on Minecraft or TF2 (Both kid, furry and weeb games🤮) and weep that they can't join our utopia in Roblox. This new Roblox society will be a utopia without any degenerates whatsoever and everyone could be whatever they want to be unless we don't approve of them. This could fix society so please almighty lord David Baszucki, please let this become a reality I pray to you every night that this will come into fruition I have faith in you...

    Oh no! You got misgendered?

      Oh no! You got misgendered?
      
      You poor thing.
      
      In 2001 on September 11 I witnessed two airplanes fly directly into the World Trade Centre, killing hundreds of people.
      
      I was 11 years old.
      
      I then spent the next few months of my life watching the entire planet work together through the collective trauma of an extremely horrifying terrorist event.
      
      Your trauma is being called the wrong pronouns.
      
      My trauma is watching an entire country pick itself back up after being targeted by terrorists.
      
      Shut the fuck up.

      Apaga por favor

        Apaga por favor um monte de gente ta pedindo pra apagar e um monte de gente passa mal tem gente que morre de medo então apaga isso não é engraçado essa informação é horrível sem graça e da muito medo apaga por favor um monte de gente ta pedindo pra apagar tá dando gatilho por favor.

        Você estava procurando por ‘Apaga por favor tenho depressão’

        Anon on IQ scores

          Original 4chan thread on how IQ relates to abstract cognitive functions as hypothetical thinking, recursion, cognitive empathy, sequencing, mapping
          >I did IQ research as a grad student, and it involved a lot of this stuff. Did you know that most people (95%+) with less than 90 IQ can't understand conditional hypotheticals?
          >For example:
          >How would you have felt yesterday evening if you hadn't eaten breakfast or lunch?
          >What do you mean? I did eat breakfast and lunch.
          >Yes, but if you had not, how would you have felt?
          >Why are you saying that I didn't eat breakfast? I just told you that I did.
          >Imagine that you hadn't eaten it, though. How would you have felt?
          >I don't understand the question.
          >It's really fascinating. We did research on convicts in San Quentin. They're absolute fucking retards, at least 50% illiterate.
          >Other interesting phenomenon around IQ involves recursion.
          >For example:
          >Write a story with two named characters, each of whom have at least one line of dialogue. >Most literate people can manage this, especially once you give them an example.
          >Write a story with two named characters, each of whom have at least one line of dialogue.
          >In this story, one of the characters must be describing a story with at least two named characters, each of whom have at least one line of dialogue.
          >If you have less than 90 IQ, this second exercise is basically completely impossible.
          >Add a third level ('frame') to the story, and even IQ 100's start to get mixed up with the names and who's talking. >Turns out Scheherazade was an IQ test!
          >Time is practically impossible to understand for sub 80's. They exist only in the present, can barely reflect on the past and can't plan for the future at all.
          >Sub 90's struggle with anachronism too. For example, I remember the 80-85's stumbling on logic problems that involved common sense anachronism stuff.
          >For instance:
          >Why do you think that military strategists in WWII didn't use laptop computers to help develop their strategies? >I guess they didn't want to get hacked by Nazis?
          >Admittedly you could argue that this is a history knowledge question, not quite a logic sequencing question, but you get the idea.
          >Sequencing is super hard for them to track, but most 100+ have no problem with it, although I imagine that a movie like Memento strains them a little.
          >Recursion was definitely the killer, though.
          >Recursive thinking and recursive knowledge seems genuinely hard for people of even average intelligence (although at San Quentin there weren't too many of those!)
          >It's the main reason why so many people with sub-90 IQ are sociopathic or psychopathic. They don't have the mental computing power to model other people's thoughts and feelings. I've seen it over and over with convicts. >How do you think that man felt when you beat him?
          >Dunno.
          >How do you think that boy's mother felt when she heard that her son was dead?
          >Dunno.
          >It comes across as psychopathic, but these people literally don't have the brainpower to build even a crude model of someone else's mind, let alone populate it with events that are in the past.
          >I forgot to mention another important part of abstract reasoning, which is 'mapping'. Basically, expressing one thing in terms of another.
          >For example:
          >Imagine a picture of an arrow, colored in a gradient from yellow to green, following the direction of the arrow. >Imagine a one-way residential street, with ascending house numbers, with the lowest number being at the entrance of the street and the highest number being at the exit.
          >If you mapped the arrow onto the street, what color would house number 1 be?
          >This question really isn't tricky for most 100+s. It has some minor ambiguities, but anyone of normal intelligence can do the 'mapping': that is, the expression of one thing in terms of another.
          >However, for sub-90's, this stuff is REALLY difficult. They struggle terribly with it. Sub 80's just can't do it at all. >Anything under 90 will routinely make errors with even commonplace mapping (like subway maps, time schedules, etc.) Sub 85s start to get into the territory where they can't learn to read, as symbolic mapping of phonemes (or even morphemes) even with constant drilling, is just too tricky.
          >Math is another area I could get into, but the long and the short of it is that it's heavily decided by IQ. That's a bit tautological, since it's a principal IQ measurement, but you know what I mean.
          >As for the criminal narcissists etc: I honestly don't know. However, sufficiently high IQ autists can emulate theory of mind, and do. If you're smart enough, you can build a little simulator in your brain. You also need to be smart enough to appreciate the utility of it.
          >I suspect that any autist or narcissist over 120 can do this stuff regularly without getting tired, but it's like playing a strenuous game of chess for them. They really don't have the 'hardware' for empathy. That's it.
          >reeeee formatting
          fuck you I already reformatted it for normie consumption and have been disseminating it, not retranslating to autist.

          My child read the word “bussy”

            Bussy copypasta
            My child read the word “bussy” on a internet comment, so he shoved his butt in the air and said “look at my bussy.” I asked where he heard that word and he said the first time was a YouTube video with Spider-Man pushing his bum around, saying it was his bussy. I hope you internet people are proud because my child is NINE. Why is this world so cold? 🥲

            Do People not understand comedy anymore?

              I was in class and someone saw a map of France, and questioned why Luxembourg has such a long name for such a small country. I said(with quite good timing I Might add) “wait until you see liechtenstein” and no one laughed. When I make my regular hilarious geography jokes, I expect uproarious laughter from the student body. Is cancel culture ruining my comedy?