Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.
Hi betiful
U thare ?
Send meow pic if ur thare
Vagne pic?
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U R my pussy cat doll...
Please send bobby for 34000 rupees maam.
Bloody slutwhore father fuck SEND NAKDE PIC NOW I ASK MANY TIME?????
Please send it. dying frm cancer,,,1 last wish to see ur bob then I take off life support....so can die in peace...
ok I dead
Okay so hear me out. If you are a man blessed with a millimeter defeater you have ultimate powr. Everyone says "no mircropenis bad" and "female get no plesur." One would think these things mean you have less success as the alpha male you are but this is the complete opposite truth. With the amazing micropenis, you can imparaganate all the females your heart so desires.
How to imparaganate: You have yor micropenis, but you wanna knoe how to use it right. Imagine this- you are at the club and see all the amazing maidens surrounding you. You just know you haev to imparaganate at least one of them. Quietly, you unzip yor pants and reveal your mini marvel. You walk around and find the most fertile female at the party. You accidentally bump her from behind. She thinks that this is just mistaek since there are so many peeple. Little does she know however that you have rammed your tiny injector all 2.346 millimeters insid her. Instantly from all the amaezing plesur that you feel you bust a massive load. But she feels nothing cause yor weenor is so smol. After this 0.00000000001 second exchange you pull out and apalogize for your silly silly mistakey bump. She dusts off and walks away. As you also step back from the scene you smile because you know that you just gave this female the fruit of your loom. She shall be the wonderful bearer of your child.
With this amazing knowlidge, you know run around imperaganating all the females of the world while they have not a clue. Your micropenis has singlehandedly carried on your bloodline for thousands of millennia.
The takeaway: Micropenis = stealthmode = fertilization = carry on the legacy of the great father of the new generations
oh my god drop the porn addict shit dude A porn addict would have their dick in their hand on the constant. They would be unable to stop and they would be unable to focus unless they have their hand on their dick or a finger in their puss. Your painting me as someone who watches people fuck like a 4 year old watches cocomelon. And to that I say, I listen to porn not watch it. It's more stimulating. But thats besides the point, right now I wanna focus on the fact that your painting me like someone who wont shut up about it, can't not talk about it, wont talk about anything else other than sex. Which isn't true. Of course your kind of forcing my hand to talk about it, but fun fact! I do talk about other things. When it comes to people I actually, oh Idunno, care about, I do talk about other stuff and throw in a horny joke because its FUCKING FUNNY. I make jokes about current conversation and if I can turn it from T for Teens to M for Mature with one sentence and its tasteful? Hell yeah i'm gonna do it. You've obviously never talked to (woman) with her filter off, or her friends, or my friends, or really anyone at this school. Sex really isn't that taboo of a subject especially when TEACHERS ARE MAKING JOKES ABOUT IT TOO. Is it common? No not at all, but i've been at the forefront of these jokes before. Front and center, best seat in the stadium to (teacher) making a sex joke, or that one time on the VERY FIRST FUCKING DAY someone made a daddy kink joke to (teacher). Directly to him and the entire class, no hesitation. So yeah. it may be my fault, but it sure as hell aint only my fault. I'm surrounded in it and one consistent thing i've seen with ALL THE PEOPLE LIKE THIS, including myself... We all stop if someone speaks up about being uncomfortable.
So yeah, your gay.
* guitar riff *
I've just witnessed the torturing of an anime woman. having tennis balls, pumped into her vagina. while someone, stuck a racket in her ass. i'm so fucking done with this goddamned site, i wanna die. i've seen so many things in my time, furries, bdsm, ball busting. but this, takes the fucking cake. metaphorically. i'm done, so done. please, someone shoot me. its over, i've lost faith in humanity. in this goddamn world, i undestand furries, understand bdsm, but i cant comprehend this fucking crime against nature.
Sincerely, a broken man.
You think murder is wrong? Incorrect. Daddy murders my pussy every day!
You think drowning is wrong? Not so! Daddy drowns me in his cummies.
You think abortion is wrong?? False! Daddy aborts my pussy with his thick daddy dick! Hnnnnn.
Lastly, you think that rape is wrong?? You are correct.
As of 1998, an estimated 17.7 million American women had been victims of attempted or completed rape. Young women are especially at risk.
82% of all juvenile victims are female. 90% of adult rape victims are female.
Females ages 16-19 are 4 times more likely than the general population to be victims of rape, attempted rape, or sexual assault.
Women ages 18-24 who are college students are 3 times more likely than women in general to experience sexual violence. Females of the same age who are not enrolled in college are 4 times more likely.
you guys are not real. this is all my delusion, i just know it. I'm secretly in a coma and all of this is my imagination and I'm about to die soon. no one really exists in this world, it's only me and some stupid hallucinations that seem to look like people who are actually dead. wait.. MAYBE I'M THE ONE THAT'S NOT REAL! this username, this post, it's all you guys imagination. it's not actually there, you're just hallucinating. wake up, wake up, WAKE UP FROM YOUR DELUSIONS!