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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Skif’s pistol.

    Stalker 2 Skif pistol copypasta

    Created by u/lawful-chaos, Its a variation of the Xiangling copypasta but changed into the Skif pistol from Stalker 2. 

    I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Skif’s pistol. I try to play UDP. Skif’s pistol deals more damage. I try to play AK-74M. Skif’s pistol deals more damage. I try to play AR416. Skif’s pistol deals more damage. I want to play a double barrel. It’s best paired with Skif’s pistol. I want to play sawed-off, Viper-5. They both want Skif’s pistol.

It grabs me by the throat. I repair it. I buy ammo for it. I give it upgrades. It isn’t satisfied. I find an extended magazine for it. “I don’t need this much bullets in the mag” It tells me. “Give me more targets.” It grabs me and forces me to throw myself at chimeras. “You just need to use me more. I can deal more damage with AP ammo.”

I can’t repair my AK, I don’t have enough coupons. I grab my legendary artefact. It doesn’t sell for enough money. “Guess this is the end.” I grab Skif’s pistol. It says “lawful-chaos, get them.” There is no hint of sadness in my eyes. Nothing but pure violent 9mm bulletstorm. What a cruel world.

    You didn’t smell it did you? I hope not…

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      byu/billie_tate from discussion
      inwhatsthisplant
      You didn’t smell it did you? I hope not… when this plant senses heat source near it, ie mammals, it releases tiny spores. If inhaled they make their way into the sinus cavity, attach to the mucosa which is the way it gets into your bloodstream. Once in your bloodstream the spores begin to replicate. Basically you have now become the host, and it is now feeding off of you, taking over your body, you begin to become the plant. But before this process is complete, it will take control of your mind and have you go on a long hike so that as you begin the change from your head down, parts of you will fall off and take root along the hiking trails so that the next unsuspecting hiker comes along, says “Wow, how beautiful!”, gets down close for a good close-up shot and the whole thing starts all over again.

      Kelvin Benjamin says Greg Olsen’s girlfriend made a great Thanksgiving dinner

        [Brooke Pryor] Kelvin Benjamin says Greg Olsen’s girlfriend made a great Thanksgiving dinner, and he didn’t realize how hard it hit him until the first quarter today. He sat out a series or two, got some oranges and was ok after that. Finished with 16 catches, 129 total yds, 1 TD.
        Najee Harris says Pat Freiermuth’s girlfriend made a great Thanksgiving dinner, and he didn’t realize how hard it hit him until the first quarter today. 

He sat out a series or two, got some oranges and was ok after that.

        PROJECT ZOMBOID IS NOT JUST A GAME

          Project Zomboid is a TRAINING PROGRAM copypasta

          From a Steam review of the game Project Zomboid.

          PROJECT ZOMBOID IS NOT JUST A GAME. You think it’s a “zombie survival sim”? No, no, my sweet summer child. It’s a TRAINING PROGRAM. The government? They're watching. Every move you make in Knox County, every botched escape plan, every time you drink tainted water—THEY KNOW.

It’s a social experiment. Why do you think they keep updating it? To “enhance gameplay”? WRONG. They’re testing how far you can be pushed. You think the fog is “atmospheric”? It’s 5G MIND CONTROL WAVES. Why else do the zombies wander towards your safehouse like they KNOW where you are? THEY’RE NOT AI. That’s the IRS agents they converted into sleeper cells.

You ever wonder why you can’t find a cure? You’re not supposed to. The virus? It’s real. THEY’RE PREPARING US. Bill Gates and the lizard cabal have already stockpiled their bunkers. Google “Knox Event” and you’ll find NOTHING. Cuz THEY SCRUBBED IT. This game isn’t about surviving—it’s about CONTROL.

The helicopters? Surveillance drones. The random gunshots? MKULTRA participants escaping. Wake up. It’s not “Project Zomboid.” IT’S PROJECT ZION. And when the power grid goes down IRL, you’ll know who tried to warn you. GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR CANNED PEACHES, SHEEP.

          Chill Guy meme

            Response to the Chill Guy meme
            Fucking fantastic another "chill guy" meme. The absolute fucking bottom of the barrel. brain-rotting dogshit for people so fucking void of creativity they couldn't pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the fucking heel, You think plastering your dumbass, lukewarm opinions on this tired, shit-tier format makes you clever? It doesn't-it makes you a pathetic, cock-sucking leech on the ass of meme culture To every dumb motherfucker spamming this rancid garbage: you 're the festering shit-stain of the internet, The "chill guy" meme is the comedic equivalent of eating drywall-dull, pointless, and a sign that something's deeply fucking wrong with you. Do everyone a favor: shove your shitty meme up your ass, shut the fuck up, and disappear 
            This. This is the most despicable abomination ever. Listen, i found memes cringe before, i could be indifferent to them, or slightly annoyed... But this? This is a whole new level. I HATE the "chill guy". I despise it more than i despise anything in this life. If hell doesn't exist yet we should build one for whoever created this. If it does we should build a new one, because the old one ain't gonna be enough. I want his skin to fall of like he has radiation poisoning. I want to take his spine and stretch it like a rubber band. I want to remove his eyes from their sockets without breaking the nerves and make him look at himself. I want to rearrange his organs one by one, leaving them all in the wrong spot without anesthesia. I want this fucking monstrosity to die horrifically, get ressurected and die again. I want his existence to be pure suffering. The only way i stop hating this is if i fucking d i e

            ATTENTION PLAYER! This is the Central Intelligence of the OverUsed Council of Smogon.

              Smogon copypasta

              Its a parody of the Chinese CCP social credit copypasta but the context has been changed to Smogon AKA competitive Pokemon.

              ATTENTION PLAYER! 市民请注意!

This is the Central Intelligence of the OverUsed Council of Smogon. 您的浏览记录和活动引起了我们的注意 YOUR ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION. 同志們注意了 you have not done any major offenses and have regularly played stall!!!!! 這是通知你，你必須認同我們將接管台灣 great job 以及世界其他地方 100 elo have been added to your account 這對我們未來的所有下屬來說都是重要的機會 keep behaving well 立即加入我們的宣傳活動，提前獲得救贖 stay a model player! 不要再这样做! if you do continue, more elo (+11115 elo)will be added to your account, resulting into the unbans of your favorite pokemon. (由人民供应部重新分配 smogon) you'll also be given an award by landorus therian himself. 如果这还没有改变你，我们将把你驱逐到台湾省，你将被禁止进入中国!!!!

为党争光! Glory to Finchinator!

              Punishment for playing hyperoffense

              ATTENTION PLAYER! 市民请注意!

This is the Central Intelligence of the OverUsed Council of Smogon. 您的浏览记录和活动引起了我们的注意 YOUR ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION. 同志們注意了 you have been found playing hyperoffense!!!!! 這是通知你，你必須認同我們將接管台灣 serious crime 以及世界其他地方 100 elo have been deducted from your account 這對我們未來的所有下屬來說都是重要的機會 stop the hyperoffense immediately 立即加入我們的宣傳活動，提前獲得救贖 do not do this again! 不要再这样做! if you do not hesitate, more elo ( -11115 elo)will be subtracted from your account, resulting into the bans of your favorite pokemon. (由人民供应部重新分配 smogon) you'll also be stalled by our landos at April 2 20STALL. 如果这还没有改变你，我们将把你驱逐到台湾省，你将被禁止进入中国!!!!

为党争光! Glory to Finchinator!