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    you obviously haven’t done jiu-jitsu

      you obviously haven't done jiu-jitsu because real men don't like rolling with women, and when they do they're scared to break them and go really light. You the type of guy to go 100% on a woman? Sounds like it. Who are you to tell me when I'm a multi time ibjjf champ dude. I won belts, trophies, Swords and axe. I mainly do no gi tho cuz I'm not walking around in a stupid karate uniform lol

      Is it Legal for Players to Kiss as a Strategy

        It's an off-season question, but I'm serious. Lets say that it's the finals game 7 in crunch time. If LeBron starts kissing Kyrie, not a single defender will be watching the ball, leaving JR open for an easy 3. Would LeBron and Kyrie be called for a techical, or would the points count? The rules say technical fouls relate to unsportsmanlike behavior, but I don't see how this is unsportsmanlike, it's just the most uncharacteristic thing ever. What say you guys?

        GameCube™ has a handle

          I always laugh at posts like this. The GameCube™ has a HANDLE! You somehow ignored that, completely missing the easy transport factor that would come with using a GameCube™. The genius of the Nintendo® GameCube™ is shown through the handle and can only be appreciated when utilizing it. It's so miraculously designed that many people can't even feel the weight of the GameCube™ once they pick it up. The design staff worked hard on the handle, maybe even more than on the rest of the parts of GameCube™ combined, but people like you fail to realize the beauty crafted by the ascended beings that are the Nintendo® dev team. Some fools have even gone so far as to say that the Switch™ was the first real 'portable' console from Nintendo®. Are they blind? The GameCube™ may not have sold as many units as the Wii™, but that was solely due to the strict quality assurance that Nintendo® has about their products. And do you know what the main issue was that caused most of the units not to be shipped from the factory to the public? The handle. Every handle had to be perfect and custom crafted. Barely one out of ten handles could live up to this lofty standard.
          
          Nintendo® wanted us to use the handle. To bring our GameCubes™ to the park with us for picnics, or to go to the beach with. Yet I ask people about this, and most of them haven't even built a sandcastle with their GameCube™. Instead they leave it locked in some small cupboard in the dark. You people should be ashamed of yourselves. GameCubes™ have helped us all through difficult times and we have repaid them poorly. Most people don't even take their GameCube™ for a walk once a week, let alone the daily walk that a GameCube™ should have. The handle is there for a reason guys. Use it. Your GameCube™ doesn't deserve this kind of treatment, and I know you'll both be happier once you start embracing the power of the handle.

          Not being able to say the N word is racist

            You heard me, why only a specific group of people with a specific type of skin color should be allowed to say a word? And when anyone else says it, its racist towards that skin color group? I mean, imagine someone just being white, and wanting to say the word, why couldn't he? He didn't choose to be white, he was born white, thus anyone should be able to say the N word.
            
            Nigga is not even such bad of a word, plus people make the definition of a word, if people uses it for other context then that words description becomes that context, it was related to slavery in the past and now its basically a synonym for "bro" or "my guy"
            
            I will say nigga till the end of time, nothing can stop me, not even death, because this is obvious double standards 😡😡😡😡

            Oh no, someone pinged you? Send them this

              You fucking little bitch. Ping me one more time and I will unleash horrors beyond your comprehension. I will make sure you never Sleep again. I won't just kill you, no, no, no, I will give you a fate worse than death. First, I will break into your house cut off your balls. Next, I will Tie you into an electric chair and make you listen to Baby Shark on loop for 10 hours strait. And After that, I will repeat for the next day, and the next, and the next until you can barely open your eyes. and what will happen after that? Will I kill you? No, Instead of killing you, I will remove what is left of your penis and shove it into your mouth. I will make you choack on it. Then I will (Again) make you listen to Baby Shark on loop for 10 hours strait. And After that, I will repeat for the next day, and the next, and the next until you can barely open your eyes. Then I will gouge your fucking eyes out, I will gouge out the left one, wait until you stop screaming and crying for help, then I will cut off the right one. if you are dead, I will make it look like you hanged yourself because your parents didn't love you enough. I will draw the blood red diamond In YOUR blood. This will cause a chain reaction and will definingly make Everyone (including me) happy, the world will be a utopia, a better place even. If you ARE alive, Then I will SLOWLY Turn the Electric chair voltage, and then I will make you overdose on painkillers so I won't hurt, YET. Then I will activate the electric chair and It WILL give YOU a slow and painful fucking death. This means your dead, which circles back to option 1 I mentioned earlier: I will make it look like you hanged yourself because your parents didn't love you enough. I will draw the blood red diamond In YOUR blood. This will cause a chain reaction and will definingly make Everyone (including me) happy, the world will be a utopia, a better place even. I have 37 more characters left so:
              
              In conclusion Kill yourself or I will do it for you