Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.
My neighbor told me coyotes keep eating his outdoor cats so I asked how many cats he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a new cat afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding shelter cats to coyotes and then his daughter started crying.
Somebody nuke Indonesia. That country should not exist.
Goddammit, it's so fucking full of weeaboos who think that living "close" to Japan instantly entitles them to act like they're Japanese. Not only that, but they're loudmouthed, obnoxious, inept at both English and the internet, touchy, dramawhoring and have an ungodly clique mentality that means that if you ever insult and Indonesian, all his Facebook friends with names like "Sakura Angel InuYasha" will flock in, Typinq Liqe ThiS, and they will shit all over the site.
Not only that, but they constantly upload subpar garbage to their popup-infested free blogs and never update their file links - and in case the file is still up there, it's on some garbage file host that throws popups in your face as soon as you click anything at all, and requires dozens of waiting periods and captchas to cough up a corrupted, subpar copy of what you were looking for, tapestried with comments and links in Indonesian and packed in the most head-up-ass way possible.
Guys stop making fun of Filipinos 109.6 Million people suffer with this illness, as if god punishing us by making us live again as a Filipino, we get laughed at and made fun of! This is not a joke! We're tortured souls who got a punishment worse than burning alive! What's also not funny is you see mlbb players everywhere! Your doctor plays ml! Your teacher plays ml! Your crush plays ml! Your newborn baby plays ml! This is not a funny heeeheee haha joke! Our only escape from this curse is by flying to another country! But we get struck by the power of god and make our planes explode mid air! Please share this message! 
Argon Crystals is a rare resource in Warframe that decays after a period of time.
Wow! 75 Argon Crystals! I wonder what you'll do with those 37 Argon Crystals. There's so many possibilities for 18 Argon Crystals. Just be careful with those 9 Argon Crystals, because before you know it, those 4 Argon Crystals start to decay and your 2 Argon Crystals will have been reduced from 1 Argon Crystal to absolutely nothing. 
Its a hate copypasta for Pocketcat from the game Fear & Hunger. The pasta is a parody of the TND copypasta that started from 4chan but had since spread to different fandom.
Total Pedocat annihilation. Kill purple cats. Behead cat masks. Roundhouse kick a Pocketcat into the Dungeons of Fear and Hunger. Slam dunk a groomer cat into the Rher Dimension. Crucify filthy cats. Defecate in a cat's head bag. Launch Pedocat into the sulfur sun. Let the cat be torn apart by Moonless. Toss purple cats into active volcanoes. Urinate into Wankercat's pocket. Judo throw the cat into the Foundations of Decay. Twist Rher's cat mask off. Report purple cats to jaggedjaws. Karate chop Pedocat in half. Curb stomp moonscorched cats. Trap child predators in quicksand. Force purple cats in the trash compactor. Liquefy purple cats in the blood pits. Eat purple cats. Dissect Wankercat. Exterminate Pedocats in the gas chamber. Stomp cat skulls with Leg Guards. Cremate purple cats in the Sulfur Pits. Lobotomize Rher followers. Mandatory castrations for purple cats. Grind cat masked folks in the garbage disposal. Drown Wankercat in a blood pool. Vaporize purple cats with Pyromancy Trick. Kick cat masked person down the stairs. Feed Pedocat to the Human Hydra. Slice Pocketwankercat with the Red Virtue. Force the Pedocat down the shit pit. Destroy Wankercat's stinger with black orb. Poison the purple cat with condensed hemlock. Make wankercats get fisted by poes. Pedocat lost a 1v1 to Nas'Harah. Sacrifice purple cats to Gro-Goroth. Harvest organs from Rher's furries. Give the Pocketgoonercat severe anal bleeding. Invade Wankercat's goon cave. Say racial slurs to purple goonercats. Have Sylvian Troopers whip fapping purple cats. Goonercats have all coin flips fail. Make Pedocat eat rotten meat. O LORD SMITE GOONING CATMAN. Make Rher's furries cast spontaneous combustion. Rat out goon cats to Trotur. Dominate Pedocats for all of eternity. Cut off Wankercat's bellend with meat grinder. Hit the La Danse Macabre on purple cats. Engrave Wankercat with Sylvian sigils. Kida Tanaka solos Goonercat high diff. Alll-Mer rejects Pedocats. Shoot Fappingcat's head off with marksmanship. Moonless is a better girl than Meatbeatingcat. Legalize mass Hurting on Pocketcats. Order the yes no yes pizza for purple cats. Deny Goonercat's climax. Murky vial on purple kitties. Caligura is more redeemable than the Pocketgooner. Suicide is always an option for Pocketcats. Use devour on all cat masks. Quick Jabs is Fappingcat's weakness. Spice Forge scorched earth for Jerkingcat. Throw pipe bombs at purple cats. Use red vials on the eyes of the Pocketfapper. Use dirty toilet paper on Pocketwanker. Enslave all Wankercats. Give Pocketgooner to the Harvestman. Crow Mauler spotted performing police brutality on catboys. Give the Pocketfapper Isaiah's plague. Deliberately fail marriage on Goonercat. Mad Rush purple cats. Total Pedocat annihilation. Kill purple cats. Behead cat masks. Roundhouse kick a Pocketcat into the Dungeons of Fear and Hunger. Slam dunk a groomer cat into the Rher Dimension. Crucify filthy cats. Defecate in a cat's head bag. Launch Pedocat into the sulfur sun. Let the cat be torn apart by Moonless. Toss purple cats into active volcanoes. Urinate into Wankercat's pocket. Judo throw the cat into the Foundations of Decay. Twist Rher's cat mask off. Report purple cats to jaggedjaws. Karate chop Pedocat in half. Curb stomp moonscorched cats. Trap child predators in quicksand. Force purple cats in the trash compactor. Liquefy purple cats in the blood pits. Eat purple cats. Dissect Wankercat. Exterminate Pedocats in the gas chamber. Stomp cat skulls with Leg Guards. Cremate purple cats in the Sulfur Pits. Lobotomize Rher followers. Mandatory castrations for purple cats. Grind cat masked folks in the garbage disposal. Drown Wankercat in a blood pool. Vaporize purple cats with Pyromancy Trick. Kick cat masked person down the stairs. Feed Pedocat to the Human Hydra. Slice Pocketwankercat with the Red Virtue. 
Pizza is excellent. Your crew you hang with is pretty cool. Sorry I didn't spread the pizza love. Olivia was nice and funny and well. My opinion. She's fuckable. You should tap that. She is a keeper. Check if her patents are rich and she is an only child. I fish where the fish are. And I forget stuff a lot. I suffer from short term memory loss from childhood weed exposure. I had hippy parents. Can't remember shit. You should nail her. Just my recommendation. I'm old so ignore it. I'll be back to do my comedy which I would rate as more longer form approach but very funny I am told. I have been the closer once but did mushrooms and well it didn't go well. My 12 year veteran comic producer lasted 3 minutes. He bombed like a Gazan rock thrower against The Israel army. Did 12 minute set like a champ. It was sureal. I Had Soul Asylum open for me and been kicked off for beastiality
Did a dog joke in DC where my chocolate lab blows me. The first time I did standup and I get kicked off. I have never seen another comic get pulled off in more than two years. I am a somewhat dirty comic with some pussy and dick jokes abound. I have a transgender son. Meaning a girl who now is a dude. That is a gold mine of transgender jokes. I have a ton. I'm pretty sure my son is pregnant. A fucking gold mine comedy. I was part of the nipple selection for the double mastectomy. I went Brad Pitt with a Angellina wild dark thick course pube hair. Classic. Any way. That's for setting me up. I am just a simple Amish boy who covers the bar tab. Which Is nice.