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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.



I own an Alfa Acta Minigun for home defense, since that’s what Scotty and June intended

    I own an Alfa Acta Minigun for home defense, since that's what Scotty and June intended. Three Lights break into my cashout. "What the 'SPUZE?" As I grab my dome shield and olfactory sensor minigun. Blow a hundred pebble sized holes through the first man, he's eliminated on the spot. Draw my RPG on the second man, miss him entirely because it's nerfed into the ground and nails the other team's healer Medium. I have to resort to the pyro mines in my pocket, "This'll protect us!" the mines torch 2 contestants in the blast, the AOE damage protects the cashout. Pull out the minigun and beam the last terrified mosquito. He dies to afterburn waiting for his teammates to respawn since quick cash changes are goddamn abysmal. Just as Scotty and June intended. 

    Water Is NOT Wet

      From a video by Chaz Smith where he argues that water cannot be wet since being that implies it can also be dry.

      This is the copypasta that’s gonna end the water is wet debate, once and for all. My answer? WATER’S NOT WET! And I’ll tell you why. To say that something is wet means that the water on the surface of that something can be removed. You get caught outside in the rain, you say “Aw, my hair got wet, now I gotta get it redid.” “Aw, my shoes got wet, now I gotta let’em sit outside, and dry.” You don’t say, that the ocean gets wet, it’s just water, water is water. Fire, right? We know that it burns things right? But it’s not in and of itself burned, right? Water, it wets things but it’s not in and of itself wet. Okay? The word wet is only supposed to be used when water gets on something. For example if I were to splash water on this mirror right here and say it’s wet, but if it were somehow possible to splash water droplets onto water, well you could see the water droplets sitting on the water, you’d say “Oh that water is wet!” But the term wet is an adjective that is only conditional, that’s used to describe the surface of something that is typically dry. Ladies and gentlemen, here’s the simple proof test: This counter is dry, I pour water on it, it becomes wet. Can it be dried? Absolutely. Therefore was wet it is now dry. The water on the inside of the bottle, however. Can it be dried? Absolutely the frick not! Ending clause: The definition of wet reads “Covered or saturated with water or another liquid”. Water cannot be covered or saturated with itself. Thank you. 

      Tumblr user has to unfollow you because the purple creature in your pfp reminds him of his ex gf fursona

        hey i’m really sorry because you were a really cool mutual but for the record i have to unfollow you because the purple creature in your profile picture (whatever she’s from) (or they sorry i don’t want to assume the beast’s pronouns) (i love all genders) looks almost exactly like my ex girlfriend’s fursona and i tried to ignore that for a while because i’m not the kind of pussy who would unfollow someone because their creature looks like my ex’s fursona but get this: she drew her fursona hitting me (human) (i’m not a furry) (nothing against them) (i love all genders) with a car (honda civic) and sent it to me from a burner account on toyhouse. so needless to say i can’t keep doing this. i’m gonna miss your posts though you were a real one i loved when you would say shit like “it’s (the f slur) wednesday post knuckles”

        This tells me Soto is an outcast to the main clubhouse.

          There is a picture of Juan Soto chilling in the bullpen with the bullpen players, and some guy posted the copypasta unironically. It then became a meme AKA the ‘Soto Bullpen’ copypasta.

          This tells me Soto is an outcast to the main clubhouse. He’s not vibing with Lindor, Alonso, Nimmo etc. so the bullpen is his safe space and comfort zone. I actually wouldn’t be surprised if he comes out as non binary or has some form of high functioning autism.

          Gears of War I own a Torque Bow for home defense

            Its the ‘Own a musket for home defense‘ copypasta but changed into Gears of War universe.

            I own a Torque Bow for home defense, since that’s what The Allfathers intended.
            
            Four drones break into my house. I shouted, “Jeez Louise, what the fuck!”
            
            I grabbed my cog helmet and Torque Bow, and blow the first locust into bloody chunks, he’s dead on the spot. Draw my snub pistol on the second grub, miss him entirely because its accuracy sucks and nails the neighbors pet ticker.
            
            I have to resort to the hammer of dawn I have at the top of the stairs, “eat dirt and die motherfucker!” the hammer turns the two grubs into dust, the shockwaves set off car alarms.
            
            Grab my retro lancer and charge the last terrified locust. He bleeds out waiting for Myrrah to save him since bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up.
            
            Ah yes,
            
            Just as The Allfathers intended