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Own a M2016 constitution rifle for home defence

    M2016 Contitution rifle copypasta

    Based on the ‘Own a musket for home defense‘ copypasta but changed to the M2016 from Helldivers. Its part of a series of Helldivers 2 guns that has used this copypasta template.

    Own a M2016 constitution rifle for home defence since that what the founding fathers intended

4 devistators break into my high value asset extraction zone. what the devil. I grab the constitution rifle.

Blow a golfball size hole in the first devistator he’s dead on the spot. I grab my pistol and aim it at the second devistator but miss cause I forgot to switch off the crisper and torch the helldiver to my left.

I have to resort to the orbital cannon at the top of low orbit loaded with airburst. “TALLY HO LADS”

The airburst shreds 2 men in the blast. The extra sound and shrapnel blow up the 2 gates at the entrances

Reload crisper and charge the last undemocratic scum.

He dies of fire after waiting for the bot drop to arrive since enhanced combustion is one hell of a buff.

Just as the founding fathers intended.

    I own a Pulse Carbine for Home Defence

      Its the ‘Own a musket for home defense‘ copypyasta but changed to the Pulse Carbine from Warhammer 40k.

      Own a Pulse Carbine for home defense, since that's what Aun’va intended. Four Gue’la break into my reasonably sized state issued accomodation. "By the Tau’va!" As I grab my Fio’Tak Combat Armor and Pulse Carbine. Burn a man sized hole through the first gue’la, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because I don’t have ‘For The Greater Good’ activated, and nail one of the neighbours 250 kroot hounds. I have to resort to the Pulse Blast Cannon mounted at the top of the stairs, set to focused. "FOR TAU TO PROSPER, IT WILL BE SO" the small star shreds two Gue’la in the blast, the sound and extreme heat set off Devilfish alarms. I grab my close combat weapon and charge the last terrified rapscallion. I bleed out waiting on the medic drones to arrive since trangular lasrifle-bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as Aun'va intended

      Commissar 40K Navy Seals

        Navy Seals but in 40K Warhammer 
        What in the Emperor's name did you just fucking say about me, you fucking heretic? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Schola Progenium, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Chaos and Xenos, and I have over 30,000 confirmed executions. I am trained in Catachan warfare and I'm the top commissar in all of the Imperium. You are nothing to me but just another pathetic and cowardly guardsmen to execute. I will wipe you out to the Warp and back with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this Galaxy, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that heresy to me over the vox? Think again, heretic. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Officio Prefectus and your exact location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, traitor. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, heretic. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can execute you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bolt pistol. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Astra Militarum and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of this side of the rift, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your miserable tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn traitor. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, heretic.

        THOSE WHO KNOW 🗿🍷

          Every Tiktok ‘Those Who Know’ meme to be copy pasted in the comments section.

          adrenaline + noradrenaline + Still water + hawk tuah

          adrenaline + noradrenaline + english or spanish + anger issues + balkan parents + balkan rage + sigmadroline + jokers laugh +german stare+those who know💀💀🔥🔥🔥
          Still water + adrenaline + noradrenaline + hawk tuah + anger issues + balkan parents + english or Spanish + german stare + Balkan rage + jonkler laugh + phonk +Belgian edging + Baltic farting + bulgarian scratching + aggressive slovakian jelqing + polish footjob + indian respect moment those who know + Opponent uses Jamaican Smile + Russian Frown + Finnish wave + Icelandic blink + Thai grin + Hungarian punch + Swiss climb + Argentinian flex + Chilean dance + Peruvian squat + Kenyan grin + Jamaican jump + Russian slide + Filipino stretch + Balkan climb + Greek dash + Egyptian tilt + Vietnamese sit + American hop + Pakistani stomp + Hungarian march + Italian march + Japanese snap + German slide + Irish dash + Brazilian whistle + Turkish flick + French leap + Korean twist + Canadian clap + Indian bow + Nigerian stare + Italian kick + Chinese lean + Scottish grin + Mexican swing + Swedish dash + Moroccan leap + Ukrainian stretch + Danish whistle + Finnish kick + Icelandic jump + Thai clap + Hungarian dash + Swiss stretch + Argentinian whistle + Chilean wink + Peruvian hop + Kenyan sprint + Jamaican whistle + Russian clap + Filipino nod + Balkan bend + Greek run + Egyptian squat + Vietnamese smile + American point + Pakistani twist + Japanese wink + German bow + Irish hop + Brazilian cheer + Turkish skip + French flex + Korean dance + Canadian tiptoe + Indian dash + Nigerian hop + Italian leap + Chinese nod + Scottish sprint + Mexican cheer + Swedish stretch + Moroccan bow + Ukrainian flex + Danish leap + Finnish slide + Swiss gaze + Hungarian lean + Swiss tap + Chilean sprint + Peruvian wave + Jamaican knit + Russian eat + Icelandic stare + Thai skip + Hungarian wink + Swiss tiptoe + Argentinian point + Chilean clap + Peruvian lean + Kenyan dash + Indian dash + Dutch wave + Polish work + Scottish lean + Swedish whistle + Moroccan skip + Ukrainian lean + Danish dive + Finnish flex + Icelandic tilt + Thai flick + Indian whistle + Swedish dash 
          Still water + adrenaline + noradrenaline + hawk tuah + anger issues + balkan parents + english or Spanish + german stare + Balkan rage + jonkler laugh + phonk + those who know=💀💀💀
          norepinephrine + taint tickling + micronesian sounding + soviet farting + 9/11 + bahraini gooning + angolan swallowing + comoran stare + bluepill + german stare + german stare + liechtensteiner pushups + norepinephrine + flow state + bangladeshi ropemaxxing + noradrenaline + american swallowing + adrenaline + rizz + saudi gooning + still water + group leader + serbian dry beating + still water + congolese dry beating + level 5 gyatt + balkan rage + adrenaline + those who know + fijian girthmaxxing + malaysian still water + dutch breathing + phonk + colombian mewing + armenian gambling + redpill + swedish faggot + gaypill + nauruan munting + ohio + bluepill + norepinephrine + rizz + american tip-toe + congolese breathing + blackpill + hawk tuah + group leader + redpill + redpill + nauruan glazing + 9/11 + german stare + irish rage + guinea-bissauan mogging + andorran rage + zambian ropemaxxing + skibidimaxxing + skibidimaxxing + zimbabwean faggot + redpill + adrenaline + micronesian tip-toe + 9/11 + kyrgyz jittleyang + ugandan rage + diddymaxxing + djibouti farting + solomon islander pushups + colombian munt + fanum tax + saudi drinking + fanum tax + egyptian gooning + belizean uncle stroking + gaypill + phonk + flow state + noradrenaline + german edging + new zealander girthmaxxing + nicaraguan jelqing + ohio + mauritanian tip-toe + danish farting + ghanaian swallowing + costa rican faggot + hawk tuah + bahraini edging + croatian ropemaxxing + lebanese glazing + burkinabe stare + balkan rage + irish rage + gay mogging + gaypill + balkan rage + ugandan mogging + kosovar swallowing + balkan munting + those who know 💀💀 
          KSI music + Noradrenaline + Stillwater + Mango + Jonkler Laugh + Talk Tuah + Jamaican Smile + German Stare+ English or Spanish + Winter Arc + Lunchly+ Anger issues= 💀💀💀
          Lithuanian respect moments + Venezuelan water polo + those who know💀☠️ + mango phonk + adrenaline + flow state + Hawk Tuah Respect + noradrenaline + balkan rage + Jonkler + Sigma rizz + still water + German stare + Russian frown + winter arc + ksi new song + still prime + Jamaican rage + Brazilian whistle technique + Canadian laugh + Norwegian smoldering + Locked in + Logan paul + ohio + Argentinian aggravation + Indian sigma respect moments + morrocan stock market + ancient skibidi toilet technique + North dakota stare + Switzerland sacred battle technique = THOSE WHO KNOW☠️☠️💀☠️💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️ 
          Ottoman vault + Polish penis enlargement + Byzantine stride + Persian roll + Still water + Roman leap + Mongolian dash + Babylonian glide + Pharaonic hover + Carthaginian whirl + Hittite shuffle + Sumerian skip + Spartan lunge + Adrenaline + Viking flick + Assyrian sprint + Phoenician twist + Macedonian vault + Athenian pivot + Mauryan dive + Visigothic sprint + Khmer jolt + Seljuk tilt + Parthian flick + Minoan slide + Gupta dash + Zulu whirl + Aztec leap + Incan vault + Mayan stride + Mughal twist + Kushite dive + Akkadian shuffle + Chola dash + Huns tilt + Scythian roll + Timurid glide + Frankish dart + Ottoman sprint + Byzantine hover + Persian twist + Roman skip + Mongolian leap + Babylonian tilt + Pharaonic dash + Carthaginian glide + Hittite sprint + Sumerian twist + Spartan flick + Viking vault + Assyrian roll + Phoenician dart + Macedonian leap + Athenian shuffle + Mauryan slide + Visigothic vault + Khmer dash + Seljuk skip + Parthian leap + Minoan flick + Gupta jolt + Zulu roll + Aztec dart + Incan hover + Mayan sprint + Mughal skip + Kushite twist + Akkadian stride + Chola dive + Huns sprint + Scythian flick + Timurid leap + Frankish stride + Ottoman vault + Byzantine shuffle + Persian dive + Roman tilt + Mongolian dash + Babylonian flick + Pharaonic glide + Carthaginian sprint + Hittite dart + Sumerian lunge + Spartan skip + Viking vault + Assyrian twist + Phoenician glide + Macedonian dash + Athenian roll + Mauryan leap + Visigothic hover + Khmer flick + Seljuk stride + Parthian dive + Minoan vault + Gupta skip + Zulu tilt + Aztec dart + Incan glide + Mayan leap + Mughal vault + Kushite sprint + Akkadian flick + Chola roll + Huns glide + Scythian dash + Timurid tilt + Frankish dive + Ottoman flick + Byzantine vault + Persian roll + Roman flick + Mongolian sprint + Babylonian dash + Pharaonic vault + Carthaginian glide + Hittite leap + Sumerian sprint + Spartan dash + Viking flick + Assyrian glide + Phoenician vault + Macedonian sprint + Athenian dash + Mauryan tilt + Visigothic dive + Khmer dart + Seljuk vault + Parthian glide + Minoan leap + Gupta skip + Zulu dash + Aztec flick + Incan vault + Mayan sprint + Mughal glide + Kushite dive + Akkadian tilt + Chola vault + Huns dash + Scythian dart + Timurid stride + Frankish flick + Ottoman glide + Byzantine vault + Persian skip + Roman sprint + Mongolian tilt + Babylonian vault + Pharaonic glide + Carthaginian dive + Hittite flick + Sumerian dart + Spartan glide + Viking vault + Assyrian stride + Phoenician dive + Macedonian vault + Athenian sprint + Mauryan tilt + Visigothic dart + Khmer glide + Seljuk vault + Parthian skip + Minoan dive + Gupta sprint + Zulu glide + Aztec tilt + Incan vault + Mayan flick + Mughal dart + Kushite sprint + Akkadian vault + Chola glide + Huns dive + Scythian flick + Timurid sprint + Frankish vault + Ottoman tilt + Byzantine glide + Persian dart + Roman flick + Mongolian vault + Babylonian glide + Pharaonic sprint + Carthaginian dive + Hittite tilt + Sumerian flick + Spartan vault + Viking dart + Assyrian sprint + Phoenician glide + Macedonian vault + Athenian flick + Mauryan tilt + Visigothic sprint + Khmer glide + Seljuk dart + Parthian vault + Minoan flick + Gupta dive + Zulu sprint + Aztec glide + Incan vault + Mayan tilt + Mughal dive + Kushite dart + Akkadian sprint + Chola vault + Huns glide + Scythian flick + Timurid sprint + Frankish vault + Ottoman glide + Byzantine dart + Persian sprint + Roman tilt + Mongolian vault + Babylonian glide + Pharaonic dart + Carthaginian vault + Hittite sprint + Sumerian glide + Spartan flick + Viking vault + Assyrian dive + Phoenician glide + Macedonian dart + Athenian sprint + Mauryan vault + Visigothic tilt + Khmer glide + Seljuk vault + Parthian dive + Minoan tilt + Gupta vault + Zulu glide + Aztec dart + Incan sprint + Mayan flick + Mughal vault + Kushite glide + Akkadian sprint + Chola vault + Huns dart + Scythian glide + Timurid flick + Frankish vault + Ottoman dash + Byzantine glide + Persian sprint + Roman flick + Mongolian vault + Babylonian tilt + Pharaonic glide + Carthaginian vault + Hittite dart + Sumerian sprint + Spartan glide + Viking flick + Assyrian vault + Phoenician sprint + Macedonian dart + Athenian vault + Mauryan glide + Visigothic flick + Khmer sprint + Seljuk vault + Parthian dart + Minoan tilt + Gupta sprint + Zulu vault + Aztec glide + Incan dart + Mayan sprint + Mughal vault + Kushite tilt + Akkadian flick + Chola glide + Huns sprint + Scythian dart + Timurid vault + Frankish glide

          ENGLISH OR SPANISH sus caseoh Hawk Tuah SKIBIDI Jonkler

          ENGLISH OR SPANISH 😈 mah bois: *frozen* 🥶 sus caseoh: *moves* CAN I GET A HOYAAAA? me: AYOO- 😳 Jonkler: Why so serious 👽 those who know:💀(only in balkans) 200 likes for part 2
          From the hawk 💻 to the tuah 💍 to the RIZZ 🖊️to the edge 🤴 wheres my gyat 👑 thats my sigma 💎 always gooning when i reign [proud]
          me: let's finger paint paint: HUH let's: im scared scared: no im scared no: hi scared
          some randoms tryna rob me* the robber: run yo pockets G !! me with infinite aura: just put the hawk tuah in the bag the robber: BOI 😂🫲🏻 me say: english or spanish *me walk like a sigma
          Hawk tuah sigma caseoh 🗿🍻: English or Spanish, gas people: 🕺🕺 friend: who in the hell put the muffins in da freezer 😱😡 me:THE FOG IS COMING OCTOBER 2ND 2025 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 1000 lime for part 2 😂
          Only real hawk tuah sigma caseoh 0.01% Greek and Balkan on the dna test + those who know 💀💀
          Joker: why so hawk tuah? 🤣😂
drake: prolly a minorrrrrrr
demure: english or spanish 😂😂
me: i’m nut moving bruh gold
5 likes for part 2
EDIT 1: thx for the likes!!
          individuals who acknowledge 💀💀🗿
          ”Yeah that’s mint i’ll post that!😜☝🏼”
          me: ENGLISH OR SPANISH 😮
ma bois: *not moving*
hawk tuah caseoh: *moves* CAN I GET A HOYAAAA?
me: SUSSY AYO 😳
only real people undestand 💀
(17.5 likes for part 2👌🏼)
          "Hawk 1: What's 2+2? Hawk 2: uhhhhhh Those who know: 💀" Those who actually know 👇💀

hawk 1: whats 2+2?

hawk 2: uhhh

those who know : 💀

those who know : 💀 💀 💀 (only in balkans)

know who those: 💀

those know who: 💀

those: 😱

evil jonkler: why so serious?👽👾

(only in ohio) 
          💀💀THOSE WHO poop in they hand and throw it at people💀💀💀💀💯respect 1000%

skibidi jonkler: why so skibidi?👽🚽

THOSE WHO ARE A DEMON: 👿😈👺 👹 😡

those who are a skbidi toilet: brr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes 🚽🚽🪠 🤑 💯💀💀💀

those who are a elephant farting: 🐘💨

hawk 1: booooo

hawk 2: ahhhhh

THOSE WHO ARE POOP: 💩💩💀💀

those who dont know: 😃

THOSE WHO FARTED:🚶💨💀

THOSE WHO ARE RICH: 🤑🤑🤑🤑✅ 💸 💰 💹 🪙 💳 💱 💵 💶 💷 💴 💲 🥇

those who are dead: 💀💀🪦🥀

THOSE who are SUS: 😼🔪 💀💀

those who are cold: 🥶 🧊 🌨️ ❄️ ⛄ ☃️ 😰 💧 🏔️ 🎿 ⛷️ 🌫️ 💀💀 
          ENGLISH OR SPANISH 😈 mah bois: *frozen* 🥶 sus caseoh: *moves* CAN I GET A HOYAAAA? me: AYOO- 😳 Jonkler: Why so serious 👽 those who know:💀(only in balkans)

those who are fat: 🎅 🫄 🍽️ 🍲 🍝 🥘 🥣 💀💀💀

respect 1000% sigma rizzler ohio balkans rizz (impossible sigma respect) 💯💯💯🙏🙏

THOSE WHO SEEK POOP WITH THEY POOP SCENE💀💀💀💯 🔟00000000 RESPECT SENTENCE TO RIZZLER SCHOLL

though who know: 💀💀

know those who💀💀💀

THOSE WHO ARE GOJO: 👖👕✂️💀💀🫴 🟣

some randoms tryna rob me* the robber: run yo pockets G !! me with infinite aura: just put the hawk tuah in the bag the robber: BOI 😂🫲🏻 me say: english or spanish *me walk like a sigma

those who are a poopy in there hand and a throw and there poop at a and people 💀💀💀1 billion respect 💯💯💸

those who are a tree: 🌳🌲🎄 🌴 🎋 🎍 💀💀

💀💀those who poop and they and a throw it at people💀💀💀💀💯respect 1000% 
          those who are sick: 🤢🤮 😷 🤒 🤕 🤧 💀💀

those who are a clown: 🤡♦️ ♥️ ♠️ ♣️💀💀

those who are a planet:🪐 🌎 🌍 🌏 🌝 🌚💀

THOSE WHO GAMBLE 🎰 🎲 💵 💰 🤑 🍀 💀💀

808 winter arc coming bro ENGLISH OR SPANISH BLUD 😈

mah bois: frozen 🥶

sus kai cenat: moves CAN I GET A HOYAAAA?

me: MANGO MANGO MANGO

those who know:💀(only in balkans)

HAWKTUAH

caseoh at the tik tok rizz party:

me: gooning or edging ?

skibidi grimace: IMAGINE IF NINJA GOT A LOW TAPER FADE

me:Albania flicker goons𔑘𔒦

          Those who DOESN’T know 💀💀💀

          Jamaican Smile + Russian Frown + Finnish wave + Icelandic blink + Thai grin + Hungarian punch + Swiss climb + Argentinian flex + Chilean dance + Peruvian squat + Kenyan grin + Jamaican jump + Russian slide + Filipino stretch + Balkan climb + Greek dash + Egyptian tilt + Vietnamese sit + American hop + Pakistani stomp + Hungarian march + Italian march + Japanese snap + German slide + Irish dash + Brazilian whistle + Turkish flick + French leap + Korean twist + Canadian clap + Indian bow + Nigerian stare + Italian kick + Chinese lean + Scottish grin + Mexican swing + Swedish dash + Moroccan leap + Ukrainian stretch + Danish whistle + Finnish kick + Icelandic jump + Thai clap + Hungarian dash + Swiss stretch + Argentinian whistle + Chilean wink + Peruvian hop + Kenyan sprint + Jamaican whistle + Russian clap + Filipino nod + Balkan bend + Greek run + Egyptian squat + Vietnamese smile + American point + Pakistani twist + Japanese wink + German bow + Irish hop + Brazilian cheer + Turkish skip + French flex + Korean dance + Canadian tiptoe + Indian dash + Nigerian hop + Italian leap + Chinese nod + Scottish sprint + Mexican cheer + Swedish stretch + Moroccan bow + Ukrainian flex + Danish leap + Finnish slide + Swiss gaze + Hungarian lean + Swiss tap + Chilean sprint + Peruvian wave + Jamaican knit + Russian eat + Icelandic stare + Thai skip + Hungarian wink + Swiss tiptoe + Argentinian point + Chilean clap + Peruvian lean + Kenyan dash + Indian dash + Dutch wave + Polish work + Scottish lean + Swedish whistle + Moroccan skip + Ukrainian lean + Danish dive + Finnish flex + Icelandic tilt + Thai flick + Indian whistle + Swedish dash + Danish sow + Amsterdam sow + Canada cow + Hungarian wink + Swiss clap + Hungarian jump + Swiss nod + Argentinian flick + Chilean smile + Peruvian clap + Kenyan sit + Jamaican twist + Russian nod + Filipino stretch + Balkan lean + Greek clap + Egyptian whistle + Vietnamese flick + American lean + Italian dash + Nigeria= those who know💀Still water + adrenaline + noradrenaline + hawk tuah + anger issues + balkan parents + english or Spanish + german stare + Balkan rage + jonkler laugh + phonk +Belgian edging + Baltic farting + bulgarian scratching + aggressive slovakian jelqing + polish footjob + indian respect moment those who know + Opponent uses Jamaican Smile + Russian Frown + Finnish wave + Icelandic blink + Thai grin + Hungarian punch + Swiss climb + Argentinian flex + Chilean dance + Peruvian squat + Kenyan grin + Jamaican jump + Russian slide + Filipino stretch + Balkan climb + Greek dash + Egyptian tilt + Vietnamese sit + American hop + Pakistani stomp + Hungarian march + Italian march + Japanese snap + German slide + Irish dash + Brazilian whistle + Turkish flick + French leap + Korean twist + Canadian clap + Indian bow + Nigerian stare + Italian kick + Chinese lean + Scottish grin + Mexican swing + Swedish dash + Moroccan leap + Ukrainian stretch + Danish whistle + Finnish kick + Icelandic jump + Thai clap + Hungarian dash + Swiss stretch + Argentinian whistle + Chilean wink + Peruvian hop + Kenyan sprint + Jamaican whistle + Russian clap + Filipino nod + Balkan bend + Greek run + Egyptian squat + Vietnamese smile + American point + Pakistani twist + Japanese wink + German bow + Irish hop + Brazilian cheer + Turkish skip + French flex + Korean dance + Canadian tiptoe + Indian dash + Nigerian hop + Italian leap + Chinese nod + Scottish sprint + Mexican cheer + Swedish stretch + Moroccan bow + Ukrainian flex + Danish leap + Finnish slide + Swiss gaze + Hungarian lean + Swiss tap + Chilean sprint + Peruvian wave + Jamaican knit + Russian eat + Icelandic stare + Thai skip + Hungarian wink + Swiss tiptoe + Argentinian point + Chilean clap + Peruvian lean + Kenyan dash + Indian dash + Dutch wave + Polish work + Scottish lean + Swedish whistle + Moroccan skip + Ukrainian lean + Danish dive + Finnish flex + Icelandic tilt + Thai flick + Indian whistle + Swedish dash 
          Winter Arc + Balkan Rage + Adrenaline + Noradrenaline + Hawk Tuah + Anger Issues + Still Water + Balkan Parents + English Or Spanish + German Stare + Jonkler + Jonkler Laugh + Phonk + Those Who Know + Polish Ballsack Twist + Jamaican Smile + Dead Air + Hungarian Ass Smelling + Sigma + Mango + Skibidi Rizz + Flow State + Mewing + Exomewing + Red Eyes + Thai Plank + Hunter Skull + Punching Walls For Fun + French Clicker Shrug + Japanese Sleep For 7 Minutes + Korean Flicker Bow + Infinity Aura + 🗿 + Why So Serious + Japanese Wakeup + Infinite Rizz + Aztec PushUp + Lunchly + KSI Thick Of It + Norwegian Meditation + Brazillian Breakfast + Ohio Running + Broke Boi + Fein + Lobotomy + Joker + Manipulation + Egyptian Sleep + Balkan Breakfast + Blud + Lithuanian Respect Moments + Venezuelan Water Polo + Respect + Russian Frown + KSI's New song + Brazilian Whistle Technique + Still Prime + Canadian Laugh + Norwegian Smolder + Locked In + Ohio + Grimace Shake + Skibidi Toilet + Logan Paul + Argentian Aggravation + Indian Sigma Respect Moments + Moroccan Stock Market + Rare Fish Market + Ancient Skibidi Toilet Technique + North Dakota Stare + Switzerland Sacred Battle Technique + Russian Walking + Egyptian Blink + Slovakian Crab Walk + Japanese Turtle Freeze + Edging + Dubai Chocolate + Never Goon + Gymcel + Man The Game + Souvlaki Space Station + Egyptian Boob Job + Turkish Judging + Individuals Who Cognize + Troll Face

          e4 e5 “Okay, so he goes e5.”

            Daniel Naroditsky e4 e5 copypasta
            1. e4 e5

"Okay, so he goes e5. Now a lot of people here would just lazily develop the knight to f3, but we actually have a move here that poses a lot of practical problems for black and is borderline winning for white. The move is Ke2, and do not worry I will explain this more thoroughly after the game. Now you might look at this position and say, 'isn't this weakening our king and blocking in our pieces?' And while that may be true, you guys need to start thinking long term. In the endgame, it will be a huge advantage to have our king activated in the center. Furthermore, black has no threats here, he is not going to checkmate us any time soon, the king is perfectly well defended on e2. Now he does have a nasty little defensive resource he can try here, let's see if he finds it. Wow, Ke7 he finds it. Now guys, I don't wanna hear any baseless accusations, we will check with an engine after the game. It's not unthinkable that a 1500 finds this move. No black has not equalized, we just need to play clinically to secure our advantage."
            1. e4 e5

"Okay, so he goes e5. Now a lot of people here would just lazily develop the knight to f3, but we actually have a move here that poses a lot of practical problems for black and is borderline winning for white.

The move is Ke2, and do not worry I will explain this more thoroughly after the game. Now you might look at this position and say, 'isn't this weakening our king and blocking in our pieces?' And while that may be true, you guys need to start thinking long term.

In the endgame, it will be a huge advantage to have our king activated in the center. Furthermore, black has no threats here, he is not going to checkmate us any time soon, the king is perfectly well defended on e2.

Now he does have a nasty little defensive resource he can try here, let's see if he finds it. Wow, Ke7 he finds it. Now guys, I don't wanna hear any baseless accusations, we will check with an engine after the game. It's not unthinkable that a 1600 finds this move. No black has not equalized, we just need to play clinically to secure our advantage."

            STOP POSTING ABOUT ULTRAKILL

              Parody of the ‘STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US‘ meme video but changed to Ultrakill.

              STOP POSTING ABOUT ULTRAKILL! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON REDDIT IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a subreddit right? and ALL OF THE COMMENTS were just ULTRAKILL stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, IM GOING TO ULTRAKILL YOU, YOU INSIGNIFICANT FUCK HAHAHAHAHA YOUR GETTING RUSTY, MACHINE" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "HAHA V1 AND V2 SEX GO BRRRRR" I looked at my penis I think of an Gabriel's head and I go "BEHOLD THE POWER OF A PENIS"