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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


there is no “prog metal” tag because its an oxymoron, there is nothing metal about being “Progressive”

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    inMetalMemes

    Possible sequel to the Real Emo copypasta? One can only hope…

    there is no "prog metal" tag because its an oxymoron, there is nothing metal about being "Progressive", musically speaking.
Metal is about sounding ENERGETIC, POWERFUL and HATEFUL, "progressive" music is the aural equivalent of homework. You cant be metal while sitting on your ass trying to stuff five different math equations into a time signature.
Progressive "Metal" comes in fourflavours and none of them are real metal!
You have "Nu metal but the songs are 10 minutes long and written for virgins",
"boring progressive rock with an eunuch on vocals and the guitarists own distortion pedals" (Dream theatre fit here) ,
"we make music that intentionally sounds AI generated"
And the last one is "we rip off real metal bands but pretend to be above them and smarter by playing pointless interludes and throw random bullshit in between riffs because we're so quirky 🤪🤪🤪"
"Progressive metal" is for losers afraid of their true nature. METAL BELONGS TO MOSHERS AND CHADS, NOT SOYS THAT ARE AFRAID TO GO TO SHOWS AND CREATE SPREADSHEETS

    Jimothy Cool

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      Only 12 people have gotten Reqs apparently. That's all the people left who care about this Horrible format. Jirachi will never be banned because of "Policy" (Kafkaesque Made up nothing)

The past few days have genuinely been the worst experience I've ever had in Pokemon. Getting reqs for the Tera suspect was a much smoother experience. That meta had Espathra and Chien Pao. I'd sooner play That again than this Filth.

Don't ban Machamp actually. Bring Swagger back too. Why not. Sand veil Garchomp might spice things up. Genuinely wouldn't even make the format that much worse.

They banned Snow Cloak need I remind you. That's important. Glad we tackled that pressing issue. Let's send Froslass into the furnace why don't we.

Now that I have seen Gen 4 OU for what it truly is this is the worst OU format of all time easily. I was fed a lie. Even Gen 5 OU has some semblance of structure and logic. This format is pure chaos with not a single fun or enjoyable strategy in sight.

      I own a hairdryer for home defense, just as Ben Franklin intended

        Its the ‘Own a musket for home defense‘ copypasta but changed to hairdryer.

        I own a hairdryer for home defense, just as Ben Franklin intended. Four ruffians break into my house, "What the devil?" as I grab my insulated gloves and 120V extension cord. Swirly the first bad boy in the toilet with it, he's dead on the spot. Swing it wet at the second man, miss him entirely and electrocute the neighbor's dog. I have to resort to the electrified box fan water cannon mounted at the top of the stairs. "Tally ho, lads!" The strike fries two men in the splash, shorts out the house and sets off car alarms. Charge the last terrified rapscallion with a sharpened electric toothbrush, he bleeds out waiting for the police to arrive because a million shiv wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just like Ben Franklin intended.

        I love characters like Lady Dimitrescu from RE. Strong, dominant, built like a house

          Lady Dimitrescu from RE
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          OH MY GOD, YES! FINALLY SOMEONE BRINGS THIS UP!

Now, I don’t want to sound like too much of gooner but I’m on Reddit so I guess I can’t really beat the loser allegations anyway.

But I love characters like Lady Dimitrescu from RE. Strong, dominant, built like a house, old-fashioned, mature, you get the gist. Now in MY OPINION, a woman that is 12 feet tall and can slam a man through the floor, the porn I would find of her would be dominant stuff. BUT NO, HALF OF IT IS WHERE SHE IS IN THE SUBMISSIVE ROLE. And it’s like these artists find as many ways to make a character like that submissive, like I saw one video once where they made her “with” Mr. X from RE 2. I AM NOT WATCHING HIS WRINKLED SELF DO SUCH THINGS WITH MY FAVORITE WOMAN.

But I digress. It is quite annoying. In general, one of the main reasons I don’t really like regular porn is because I kinda hate how majority of it shows the woman in a very submissive role, or even just straight up forced upon. I never feel comfortable watching it. So I would usually just look at nudes or half-dressed pictures or illustrations, and or like I mentioned earlier, animations where the woman is in the dominant role. But, it’s honestly hard to find dominant stuff sometimes that isn’t pegging or futa, so it’s annoying when I look for a dominant character and then they just RUIN her.

In conclusion, more femdom hentai pls. Thank you for listening to my TED Talk.

          Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like “damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin’ fine

            Classic 4chan "Imagine being Arnold in that scene"

            Its a classic 4chan copypasta back from 2012 about how Arnold Schwarzenegger would have felt when looking at Jamie Lee Curtis in the movie True Lies.

            Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

            starch lord is the most overrated card in the entire game. I can’t stand it when people think starch lord is good.

              Starch Lord from PvZ
              sigh starch lord is the most overrated card in the entire game. I can’t stand it when people think starch lord is good. You guys, this is a 4 cost card that has 2 attack and 4 health. It has garbage stats. Now let’s look at it’s abilities. When you play a root, it gets +1/+1. Thats almost no- think about it. In order to get this up to the actual stats that it needs to be as a 4 cost card, this would have to buff like 2 roots just to break even. It would have to grow 3 roots to actually be viable. The fact that people think that it is a good idea to start drawing cards on turn 5, it really means you have no idea how to play pvz heroes. It’s way too late! This is- it’s- you dont make a deck that has roots in it, that’s not a good strategy, there are some good roots in the game but you just have to put too many roots in it. It’s drawing cards on turn 5, the last turn you’re gonna be drawing cards as a plant player is going to be on turn 3. it’s so overrated, it’s just a big piece of trash, just look at this guy, a big ugly guy. it’s based on by the way the worst Marvel superhero in the entire Marvel Fra- actually universe of Superheroes in the entire history of the planet, star-lord, who is a simp, douchebag, has no superpowers, is the lamest, dumb. and do you know what, it’s appropriate cuz this is the stupidest card in the game and it’s based on the stupidest Marvel superhero ever. This is so overrated, It’s so grunts it’s so, I’m sticking this in F tier I don’t even care.