So recently I found out that my boyfriend was playing Bloons without me. He had a round 800 save and being a bloons supporter myself I couldn’t let him continue murdering bloons. When he went to take a shower I grabbed his phone and purposely sold all of his towers so he would die. He quickly found out the next day and BLAMED me? I screamed at him, calling him a bloons MURDERER. I said it was his fault and he should let the bloons live their innocent lives in peace. Well anyways, he is now my ex-boyfriend and I am so glad to have finally left that abusive relationship with that murderer. I recommend everyone else to screw over their significant others game saves to stop bloon brutality. #STOPBLOONBRUTALITY
This. What you just wrote. I totally agree. Like a chef serving a bowl of stew, you stuck your ladel into my brain and from my incoherent abstract thoughts were able to form the exact sentiment of what it is I was feeling. Down to a decimal of a decimal, more perfectly than I ever could have iterated, you captured the essence of every nuance I experienced relating to the subject matter. No words could portray the awe I felt knowing that somebody shared the exact same thought process as me. Not only that, but with the ability to articulate in such a refined manner the depth of said thought process. No words could describe that feeling. Except one. This.
I literally can't live without Skong. Everything is all about Skong. When i see out my window i can see a Hornet shaper cloud and instantly burst into tears as i know that Skong will never be released at my time. I hyperventilate when i eat Cherries, making me think i was eating Team Cherry itself, and all i can do is stare into the red abyss of the Cherry. The Cherry mocks me, laughs at my cruel existence without Skong. It taunts me to give up on the grindset. But i shake those foul and malignant beliefs off as i know Skong will be released. They have promised it. Of course the would release it right? Right? If Skong releases my goonmaxxing for Hornet shall cease as i have climaxed from the sheer bliss of Skong releasing through my phallus and my nervous system. Maybe not in my time or in this century but i hold the dying candle that is hope for Skong, so that my children and grandchildren shall be able to experience the wonders of Skong. Remember Skongers, Keep skonging it and Team Cherry will shadow drop Skong in Dec 2024
I'm pulling that lever so badly. I literally can't live without Skong. Everything is all about Skong. When i see out my window i can see a Hornet shaper cloud and instantly burst into tears as i know that Skong will never be released at my time. I hyperventilate when i eat Cherries, making me think i was eating Team Cherry itself, and all i can do is stare into the red abyss of the Cherry. The Cherry mocks me, laughs at my cruel existence without Skong. It taunts me to give up on the grindset. But i shake those foul and malignant beliefs off as i know Skong will be released. They have promised it. Of course the would release it right? Right? If Skong releases my goonmaxxing for Hornet shall cease as i have climaxed from the sheer bliss of Skong releasing through my phallus and my nervous system. Maybe not in my time or in this century but i hold the dying candle that is hope for Skong, so that my children and grandchildren shall be able to experience the wonders of Skong. Remember Skongers, Keep skonging it and Team Cherry will shadow drop Skong in Dec 2024
Pfft, you play games to have fun? How about you man up, and after your 9-5 hop on warframe from 5-9. Grab your Khora/Nekros/Nova and go do SP survival for 2,147,483,520 Argon like an actual gamer.
I'm so tired of these casual gamers ruining games with their stupid ass "fun." If you want fun, go play some baby low skill game like League of Lameass. Warframe is all about collecting copious amounts of argon. It's the true end game, the only resource that you can never keep capped off. Why do you think DE made it degrade away? Because they designed this game for true, hardcore, 6 pack wielding, thunder thigh clapping, ass cheek clenching gamers. They designed this game for only the truest of gamers, the basest of based, the conniesuer of assets!
I've dedicated my life to this game, just like the Gods of DE intended. Divorced, lost the children, fired from my job, evicted from my home, but DE knew their game required such dedication that they even moved it to mobile. Now I play, fueled by potato batteries I scrapped from the McDonald's dumpsters using their spoiled French fries and broken ice cream machine parts as my iPhone 3.1415926535 burns hot in my hand, each of its insignificant diodes desperately move it's electrons into holes, gallium and silicon, P and N types in a perfect dance, puppeteered by DE's divine programming.
Fuck you. Fuck your fun. Praise be to our divine lords and ladies at DE. WE ARE BUT PATHETIC SWINE, WRITHING AS WE FATTEN OUR PATHETIC ASSHOLES FOR THE GRAND REAPING THAT WILL COME! STUFFED FULL OF ARGON, WE'LL BLEED LIKE PREGNANT SOWS, BURSTING FROM THE SEAMS LIKE WE WERE FACE TROUGHED BY A DE FACE HUGGER. OUR BELLIES WILL RIPEN AND BURST, AND THEN, AND ONLY THEN, WILL DE FINALLY BLESS US WITH THE SLIGHTEST FEELING OF, "that was an okay experience I guess."
Originated from a user quitting a custom Minecraft or Discord server around 2019 and had since became a copypasta.
This server has done nothing but bring me down as a person. everyday i come in here and all you do is tear me down insult me hurt me with your words and do nothing but harm me emotionally physically mentally and I just can’t take it any longer this server is so abusive and toxic it’s crazy. no one even realizes how disgusting all of your behaviors are. every single time I talk or type or even do anything or interact with anyone in the server everybody just goes against me and gangs up on me like a pack of wolves and just attacks me and i didn’t do anything to deserve these attacks and these hurtful words. i literally just try to be nice to everybody but nobody ever wants to be in my shoes and nobody ever tries to sympathize with me and see where I’m coming from all of you just see me as the enemy and as the bad guy that’s trying to ruin the server or something when really I’m just trying to spread positivity. you guys act like I’m some kind of virus or disease, constantly casting me out so much, making me feel so left out and so alone in this server. it’s fucking driving me insane I feel mental and I feel like a weirdo just being around all of you because of how you treat me. at this point in time, I’ve given up on ever trying again and ever becoming any of your friends because I just know your feelings towards me clearly. i know all of you hate me and never want to be around me again or never have anything to do with me. it’s clear that you all think I’m a joke and that I’m stupid, idiotic and boring. it’s so mean because I literally don’t do anything to you guys but you guys always act like you hate me and it makes me feel so confused because I don’t know what I did to deserve it. I feel like I should just leave because clearly nobody wants to be around me and everyone would be happier if i left anyways so i’ll just go and i hope all of you find happiness in life and i’m sorry for all the troubles i’ve ever put any of you through. i give up. goodbye.
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Soukaku. I try to play Soldier 11. My Soukaku deals more damage. I try to play Lucy. My Soukaku deals more damage. I try to play Piper. My Soukaku deals more damage. I want to play Lycaon. His best team has Soukaku. I want to play Ellen, Miyabi - they both want Soukaku. She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her the Bashful demon. She isn't satisfied. I pull Weeping cradle. "I don't need this much er" She tells me. "Give me more field time." She grabs Lycaon and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to chain me more. I can deal more damage with Shatter." I can't pull for Deep sea visitor, I don't have enough polychromes. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs the bashful demon and uses it to flatten my face. There is no hint of sadness in its eyes. Nothing but pure, ice anomaly application. What a cruel world.
