Its the Navy Seal copypasta but instead of marines, its a senior 4chan user roasting a newer member (newfag).
What the fk did you just fking say about me, you little newfg? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in /b/, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Reddit, and I have over 300 confirmed copypastas archived. I am trained in greentext warfare and I’m the top lurker in the entire 4chan archives. You are nothing to me but just another shtposter. I will wipe you the fk out with memes the likes of which have never been seen before on this board, mark my fking words. You think you can get away with posting that weak bait on the internet? Think again, pleb. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of anons across the dark web and your IP is being doxxed right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your thread. You’re fking banned, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can troll you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my keyboard. Not only am I extensively trained in sh*tposting, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Know Your Meme and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable post off the face of the internet, you little scrub. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you gddamn normie. I will shtpost fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re f**king rekt, kiddo.
