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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

Yeah. My parents are successful. And they fucking hate me. Good.

    Yeah. My parents are successful. And they fucking hate me. Good.
    
    They wake up at 6 a.m., eat egg whites, talk about taxes, wear belts, and pretend they’re fulfilled. I wake up at 2 p.m., eat nothing but weed smoke and anime fanservice, and I know God better than either of them ever will.
    
    They look at me like I’m a parasite. They say I’ve “wasted my potential.” Meanwhile, I’ve spiritually transcended on bars more times than they’ve hugged me in a decade.
    
    My dad’s got a career. My mom’s got clients. I’ve got hentai, vape juice, and an unshakable vision of a future where I marry my cousin and start a religion in a travel trailer.
    
    They chase productivity. I chase inner peace through anime cleavage and chemical stillness. They build retirement plans. I build tents in the backyard and cry with purpose.
    
    They’ll never understand me. And I’ll never need them to. Because I’ve seen the truth: Success is fake. Peace is real. And cousin love is eternal

    Ah, Loss. The meme that refuses to die…

      Its a response to the Loss meme that everyone keep bringing up every once in a while and an overdone meme.

      Ah, Loss. The meme that refuses to die, like a zombie in a poorly pressed suit, wandering across a lawn looking for brains in the house across the street. There is a certain type of humor that ages like wine. Others, like Loss, age like milk left in the midday sun during the summer. And yet, there is an almost religious insistence on kicking this carcass of a meme to make it seem alive, as if it were some kind of transcendental joke, but that is not the reality, Loss is dead.
      
      Let's face it — Loss was never funny. It never had comic timing, it never had an interesting construction, it never had a punchline. It is, at best, a visual curiosity. At worst (and more often), it is the perfect excuse for the pseudo-intellectual of the shitpost to feel part of an elite that “gets the joke”. But the cold hard truth is that it is not funny. It has no content. It does not have even a modicum of charm. There are four panels organized in a generic way, reproduced in a thousand lazy variations, and then someone appears with that air of wisdom from a 2009 forum and asks: “Is this Loss?” as if he had just asked a riddle from Plato.
      
      No, my friend, this is not Loss. This is a lack of critical sense. It is the robotic repetition of an empty format, recycled to exhaustion by those who do not have a shred of creativity.
      
      And the worst part is that the original Loss isn't even a meme. It's a sincere (and extremely misplaced) attempt to address a serious issue in a humorous webcomic. The creator wanted emotion, impact, maybe tears. What he got was an eternity of being remembered for a poorly positioned and unfunny strip, reinterpreted by people who thought that some risks could be the new Shakespeare. The result? A meme that became a joke not because of its content, but because of its inability to be meaningful in itself.
      
      The cult of Loss is almost a sociological study on creative exhaustion. It's as if the internet, in a collective fit of forced nostalgia, decided to keep a dead joke alive out of sheer stubbornness. And each new appearance, each minimalist version, each visual adaptation using chairs, posts, bread or lines of code or even plants from a digital game is like a shovel of lime on the dignity of digital humor. The joke has already been made. It has already been understood. It has already been parodied. It has already been surpassed. And yet, there it is. Reborn in comments, in random images, in Reddit threads, with the subtlety of an elephant doing a tap dance.
      
      You may like shitposts. I like them too. But real shitposts are subversion, they are absurd, they are surprise. Loss is the opposite of that: it is the meme of stagnation. It is the symbol of the joke that has become an obligation. And if you are still posting this in 2025 thinking you are being clever, ironic, or cult — I'm sorry to say, but you are just behind the times. And not in a vintage way. In a tiresome way.
      
      So please, for the sake of humor, good taste and collective digital sanity: let Loss rest. Enough is enough. Bury him once and for all. Put a rose on his tombstone and move on. There's a new meme in town, a fresher laugh waiting to happen. And if you still feel the need to post Loss, maybe the real Loss is the time we waste pretending that it's still funny.

      The 7.62x54R will outlive gunpowder

        The 7.62x54R will outlive gunpowder. There will be Gauss guns designed to mimic its terminal ballistics, its recoil will be the maximum for shoulder weapons, and lasers will be considered viable for field use when they're within the length and weight of a Mosin-Nagant. Only specialist historians will know why those standards exist, but they will be there. 

        He operates in the half-space between causality and chaos. His velocity isn’t speed, it’s spatial entropy.

          It came from a Twitter post about Omar Marmoush who is a footballer for Manchester City.

          Omar Marmoush operates in the half-space between causality and chaos. His velocity isn't speed, it's spatial entropy. He doesn’t run behind the defence; he quantum-leaps into unoccupied xThreat zones, disrupting vertical compactness and destabilising low-block temporal integrity

          Counter-Strike 2

          tn1r operates in the half-space between causality and chaos. His flicks aren’t speed, it's spatial entropy. He doesn’t lurk behind the defence; he quantum-leaps into unoccupied xThreat zones, disrupting vertical compactness and destabilising CT side temporal integrity. 

          Warning from an admin in an anime discord server

            It presumably came from an anime Discord server with a mod making an @everyone announcement with the copypasta. Its also known “Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to masturbate” copypasta and also has a circlejerk variation where someone INSISTS on announcing their masturbation.

            Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I’m not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don’t want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.
            
            If it occurs, you will be warned, then additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of modstaff. Thanks.
            Anime discord server be like
            @everyone Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to masturbate.
            This has been a reoccurring issue, and I'm not sure why some people have such under-developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that.
            No one is going to be impressed and give you a high-five (especially considering where that hand has been.) I don't want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.