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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

Offended by everything. Ashamed of nothing. Entitled to everything. Contributing nothing.

    AKA ‘Black Fatigue’ copypasta often seen in comment of Tiktok videos featuring trashy or ghetto actions from black people.

    Ashamed of nothing
    
    Offended by everything
    
    Contributes nothing
    
    Entitled to everything
    Offended by everything. Ashamed of nothing. Entitled to everything. Contributing nothing.
    We live in a time where people are ashamed of nothing, but offended by everything.

    Shai, just put your dick in my ass at this point man

      Down 2-0 to the most notorious flopper in the league.
      Ant ass and can't hit shit outside the three point line, Randle is a fucking ghost in the 3rd and got benched in the 4th, Mcdaniels has the temper of a fucking baby and pushed shai for a free flagrant (and we wonder how he gets so many calls Imfa00000000000000). Gobert is a fucking cold and gets out rebounded by LuFreuntz Dort and Alex Caruso, and we have Finch over here with a nice small ball lineup after Gobert is out for Chet to fucking *** all over with his tall lanky ass. Jesus Fucking Christ. Fuck this Fucking Team. I was giddy like a cheerleader about to get a train ran on her by the local football team when they started a run to get back into the game, but they just had to miss every single fucking shot as soon as I got a little bit of fucking hope. Trade Ant, trade Rudy, trade Jaden, Send Randle to China, Trade NAW, Send Naz to China, Trade Dante, Trade Mike, and explode ALL (yes, ALL) of the coaching staff. Matter of fact, fuck it. Explode YOU (Yes, YOU reading this post right now, I am talking to YOU the reader) AND ME off the face of this earth for supporting this fuck ass fake ass team. Steph
      should've bounced this fuck ass fuck ass team in the semis but the basketball gods gave him a hamstring injury just so they could watch us get anally ***** by Shai Gilgeous Alexander. I'm done. Fuck this team. Fuck me. Hard.

      Zywoo is not the goat. All he does is put his crosshair on people’s heads and click

        New s1mple copypasta just dropped
        Zywoo is not the goat. All he does is put his crosshair on people's heads and click. He does not flame his teammates and he never gets angry. Does he even care about the game?
        
        S1mple on the other hand - no debate - the absolute goat of CS. The way he shakes his mouse every time he takes a shot - the way he flicks, the way the recoil seems to follow him IRL when shooting. Clearly established a deeper connection with the game than Zywho.
        
        S1mple is not afraid of trash talking his teammates when they play like shit. S1mple doesn't want to play with bots. S1mple left the team when he saw some no names like jLoser, AleksiBOT, and that other random guy on the transfer list. He is superior to the game, and he chooses when he wants to play it. What a goat. Truly number 1 in the world. 

        Real Phonk

          Its the ‘Real Emo‘ copypasta but changed to Phonk music.

          "Real Phonk" only consists of the Memphis Revival scene and the 2010's Phonk scene. What is known by "Brazilian Phonk" or "Drift Phonk" is nothing but shitty EDM with questionable real phonk influence. When people try to argue that artists like LXNGVX are not real phonk, while saying that Kordhell is, I can't help not to cringe because he is just as fake phonk as LXNGVX (plus the pretentiousness). Real phonk sounds DARK, SATANIC and somewhat HATEFUL. Fake phonk is weak, cheesy and a failed attempt to direct distortion and groove into dark music. Some examples of REAL PHONK are Devilish Trio, SpaceGhostPurrp, Lil Ugly Mane and DJ Smokey. Some examples of FAKE PHONK are Kordhell, Dyan Dxddy and whatever other bullshit you find on Spotify playlists. PHONK BELONGS TO MEMPHIS RAP. NOT TO EDM, BRAZILIAN FUNK OR ANY OTHER MAINSTREAM GENRE.

          aegcel/hpacell detected calculating weight beep boop larp level at critically low stages, suggest course of action: euthanasia

            Airsoft AEG HPA copypasta

            Its a circlerjerk comment by the airsoft community on Automatic Electric Gun (AEG) and High Pressure Air (HPA) user.

            BOOOOOORRRRRIIIIIIING aegcel/hpacell detected calculating weight beep beep boop beep boop beep boop 400-450 lbs 98% probability. larp level at critically low stages, neural function at minimal possible to be defined as intelligent life. suggest course of action: euthanasia

            Imagine this. You are attracted to women but they do not exist.

              Attracted to women but they do not exists

              Its an old classic copypasta that first appeared in the VG Resource forum back in 2010. The full version actually had a YT link playing a sad violin song before you read the rest of the pasta.

              Imagine this. You are attracted to women, like you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there’s not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it’s disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better.
              
              That’s what life is like to me.
              
              I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don’t even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true. Life is like hell to me. I will never know true love. 

              Full version

              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIuotFZnBtk
              
              Imagine this. You are attracted to women, like you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there’s not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it’s disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better.
              
              That’s what life is like to me.
              
              I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don’t even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true. Life is like hell to me. I will never know true love.