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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

Tumblr user has to unfollow you because the purple creature in your pfp reminds him of his ex gf fursona

    hey i’m really sorry because you were a really cool mutual but for the record i have to unfollow you because the purple creature in your profile picture (whatever she’s from) (or they sorry i don’t want to assume the beast’s pronouns) (i love all genders) looks almost exactly like my ex girlfriend’s fursona and i tried to ignore that for a while because i’m not the kind of pussy who would unfollow someone because their creature looks like my ex’s fursona but get this: she drew her fursona hitting me (human) (i’m not a furry) (nothing against them) (i love all genders) with a car (honda civic) and sent it to me from a burner account on toyhouse. so needless to say i can’t keep doing this. i’m gonna miss your posts though you were a real one i loved when you would say shit like “it’s (the f slur) wednesday post knuckles”

    This tells me Soto is an outcast to the main clubhouse.

      There is a picture of Juan Soto chilling in the bullpen with the bullpen players, and some guy posted the copypasta unironically. It then became a meme AKA the ‘Soto Bullpen’ copypasta.

      This tells me Soto is an outcast to the main clubhouse. He’s not vibing with Lindor, Alonso, Nimmo etc. so the bullpen is his safe space and comfort zone. I actually wouldn’t be surprised if he comes out as non binary or has some form of high functioning autism.

      Gears of War I own a Torque Bow for home defense

        Its the ‘Own a musket for home defense‘ copypasta but changed into Gears of War universe.

        I own a Torque Bow for home defense, since that’s what The Allfathers intended.
        
        Four drones break into my house. I shouted, “Jeez Louise, what the fuck!”
        
        I grabbed my cog helmet and Torque Bow, and blow the first locust into bloody chunks, he’s dead on the spot. Draw my snub pistol on the second grub, miss him entirely because its accuracy sucks and nails the neighbors pet ticker.
        
        I have to resort to the hammer of dawn I have at the top of the stairs, “eat dirt and die motherfucker!” the hammer turns the two grubs into dust, the shockwaves set off car alarms.
        
        Grab my retro lancer and charge the last terrified locust. He bleeds out waiting for Myrrah to save him since bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up.
        
        Ah yes,
        
        Just as The Allfathers intended

        XXXTentacion – He used to be one of the “Yung Bratz”

          XXXTentacion

          Its a comment people leave about XXXTentacion to sound inspirational but is actually cringy.

          He used to be one of the "Yung Bratz"
          
          He caused a "Riot"
          
          He said that people should "Look At Me"
          
          But after the tragedy of "Jocelyn Flores"
          
          He made "changes"
          
          He wanted to "Take a Step Back" from music but returned
          
          He wanted everyone to have "Hope"
          
          He knew people went through "Depression & Obsession"
          
          He wanted "Revenge" against death, which took his friend away
          
          But he never got it, in reality all he actually wanted was "The Remedy for a broken heart"
          
          He wanted to raise awareness for horrible causes, because if he didn't the awareness would be "Going Down"
          
          He wanted people to be happy because he knew that "Everyone Dies in Their Nightmares", so he wanted people to have happy dreams instead
          
          He wanted everyone to sleep peacefully under the "Moonlight"
          
          But now he is gone
          
          And we all feel "SAD"
          
          We also feel "BAD" because we underestimated him
          
          He wanted to "Save me" and everyone else
          
          Now he is our "Guardian angel"
          
          Thank you XXXTentacion, you made me and millions of others happy.
          He used to be one of the "Yung Bratz" 🤡
          
          He caused a "Riot" 😡
          
          He said that people should "Look At Me" 👿
          
          But after the tragedy of "Jocelyn Flores" 😢
          
          He made "changes" 🥲
          
          He wanted to "Take a Step Back" from music but returned 😔
          
          He wanted everyone to have "Hope" 😞
          
          He knew people went through "Depression & Obsession" 😭
          
          He wanted "Revenge" against death, which took his friend away 😠
          
          But he never got it, in reality all he actually wanted was "The Remedy for a broken heart" 💔
          
          He wanted to raise awareness for horrible causes, because if he didn't the awareness would be "Going Down" 👇
          
          He wanted people to be happy because he knew that "Everyone Dies in Their Nightmares", so he wanted people to have happy dreams instead 😴
          
          He wanted everyone to sleep peacefully under the "Moonlight" 🌕
          
          But now he is gone ☹️
          
          And we all feel "SAD" 😞
          
          We also feel "BAD" because we underestimated him 😐
          
          He wanted to "Save me" and everyone else 🥺
          
          Now he is our "Guardian angel" 🕊👼
          
          Thank you XXXTentacion, you made me and millions of others happy. 
          
          Copy and paste this on another X song if u love x💔.
          

          I CANT DO IT ANYMORE

            I CANT DO IT ANYMORE 
            
            ISTG. I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE. THIS GAME DRIVES ME CRAZY. HOW CAN I LIKE SO MUCH TWO SIBLINGS WHO HAVE SEX? IM GOING CRAZY. I SPEND THE WHOLE DAY THINKING ABOUT ANDREW AND ASHLEY AND HOW FUCKING DELICIOUS THEIR RELATIONSHIP IS. I FEEL LIKE IM GOING TO EXPLODE. THE SCENE WHERE ANDREW PASSES SMOKE INTO ASHLEY'S MOUTH IS THE HOTTEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN. THEIR ABUSIVE SEX. ANDREW DRUNK. IM OBSESSED IM NOT OKAY ALL MY FRIENDS THINK I'M CRAZY AND THEY ARE RIGHT. THIS GAME CHANGED THE CHEMISTRY OF MY BRAIN I LOVE INCEST I LOVE INCEST I LOVE INCEST 

            I’m sick of Maelle

              Maelle from Clair Obscur: Expedition 33

              Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Maelle from Clair Obscur: Expedition 33.

              I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Maelle. I try to play Verso. Maelle deals more damage. I try to play Monoco. Maelle deals more damage. I try to play Lune. Maelle deals more damage. I want to play Sciel. Her best team has Maelle. She grabs me by the throat. I farm for her. I cook for her. I give her Brulerum. She isn't satisfied. I give her Barrier Breaker "I don't need this much Power" She tells me. "Give me more field time." She grabs Sciel and forces her to throw herself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with Medalum." I can't beat Golgra, I don't have enough damage. She grabs my team. They die. "Guess this is the end." She grabs her Barrier Breaker. She says "The dance begins." There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure disgust. What a cruel world.