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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


Here’s the thing, you just said Halo 5 is a Halo game.

    Based on the “Jackdaw is a crow” copypasta by Unidan, the pasta has been adapted for Halo.

     Here's the thing, you just said Halo 5 is a Halo game.

Is it in the same franchise? Yes. No one's arguing that.

As someone who is a MLG Pro who studies Halo, I am telling you, specifically, in the MLG circuit, no one calls Halo 5 Halo. If you want to be 'specific' like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying 'Halo Franchise' you're referring to the Microsoft IP, which includes things from Halo Wars to Halo 2 to Halo 4. So your reasoning for calling Halo 5 a Halo game is because random people 'call the shooter game with sprint a Halo game?' Let's get Call of Duty and Battlefield in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a Halo 2 player or a Halo 3 player? It's not one or the other, that's not how Halo works. They're both. Halo 5 is Halo 5 and a member of the Halo franchise. But that's not what you said. You said Halo 5 is a Halo game, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all shooters with sprint Halo games, which means you'd call CoD, Battlefield, and other games Halo games, too. Which you said you don't.

It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

    I am fucking done with extract campers!

      I am so fucking sick of getting killed by these fucking losers who think the best way to play is to sit at an extract and shoot people who are actually trying to play the game properly. So recently I have been going on a crusade against the fuckers. My strategy is at the start of the raid I immediately run to the most popular extract and just wait for the extract campers to show up and kill them before they have a chance to kill people trying to extract.

It's fucking wild the amount of people that are trying to extract camp, sometimes I am sitting there most of the raid and kill 2 or 3 people about to camp extracts. Do these people not have anything better to do?

      Get comfortable being fucking uncomfortable

        What are you laughing about, it's not fucking funny. You're a fucking moron, that's what. Dumbass. First fucking game. The fuck are you doing. Don't get fucking nervous, no fucking jitters no nothing. Like dude. You're the one that gets it, bro, you're the one that brings it in. Fucking leave it at the door, come to fucking work. Iron your fucking mental dude, lock it the fuck in. Get comfortable being fucking uncomfortable.

        Call me baised, but I’m a mid game Juju non who is fuming about the new update.

          In the 0.15 update for Hypixel, the Juju Shortbow was nerfed for the first time and all the Juju nons were losing it because their crazy overpowered digital bow was now unusable unless you got Enderman 5. 

          Call me baised, but I'm a mid game Juju non who is fuming about the new update. Enderman slayer 5 is an obsurd req for any item, let alone a juju shortbow. I have a Fot which was my backup weapon. I need f6 completion to use it. This means I am a 150m networth player going from full sa to young dragon, from juju to aotd. And worst of all I do not understand what the purpose of this update even was. You have made juju useless and fot is gonna become forgotten. Archer is gonna die unless you are one of the lucky few who have a term. Remeber admins, it's never too late for a rollback. If anyone could give me suggestions on what to do that would be greatly appreciated , thanks

          FUCKING STOP IT, every day I open this sub and I see “haha I want to gargle Faust’s boobs”

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            FUCKING STOP IT, every day I open this sub and I see "haha I want to gargle Faust's boobs" or "haha I want Hong Lu to step on me" or something. Blah blah blah I fucking know half of yall aren't actually horny you just don't know how else to show interest in a character.

You seek validation from your abnormal obsession with a character(your compass was swallowed by your fucking porn addiction), and everyone else reaffirms your beliefs that you're so quirky and zany by doing the "haha this guy crazy" comment or a reaction image or whatever. It's stupid and you know it.

Instead of changing your life for the better like the cool ideal guy Yi Sang, you delve further in your degeneracy and seek validation from others like the bitchless guy Dongrang. You can't flap your wings because they're drenched in your cum, too heavy to lift your ass off your gaming chair. Do better!

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            FUCKING STOP IT, every day I open this sub and I see "haha I want to gargle <waifu1>'s boobs" or "haha I want <waifu2> to step on me" or something. Blah blah blah I fucking know half of yall aren't actually horny you just don't know how else to show interest in a character.

You seek validation from your abnormal obsession with a character(your compass was swallowed by your fucking porn addiction), and everyone else reaffirms your beliefs that you're so quirky and zany by doing the "haha this guy crazy" comment or a reaction image or whatever. It's stupid and you know it.

Instead of changing your life for the better like the cool ideal guy <hero1>, you delve further in your degeneracy and seek validation from others like the bitchless guy <soyjack>. You can't flap your wings because they're drenched in your cum, too heavy to lift your ass off your gaming chair. Do better!

            I am new to GitHub and I have lots to say

              Started from the r/github subreddit, the original post has since became a copypasta and meme within the programming community.

              I am new to GitHub and I have lots to say

I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE FUCKING CODE! i just want to download this stupid fucking application and use it https://github.com/sherlock-project/sherlock#installation

WHY IS THERE CODE??? MAKE A FUCKING .EXE FILE AND GIVE IT TO ME. these dumbfucks think that everyone is a developer and understands code. well i am not and i don't understand it. I only know to download and install applications. SO WHY THE FUCK IS THERE CODE? make an EXE file and give it to me. STUPID FUCKING SMELLY NERDS

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              I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE FUCKING CODE! I just want to download this stupid fucking application and use it https://github.com/sherlock-project/sherlock#installation WHY IS THERE CODE??? MAKE A FUCKING .EXE FILE AND GIVE IT TO ME. these dumbfucks think that everyone is a developer and understands code. well i am not and i don't understand it. I only know to download and install applications. SO WHY THE FUCK IS THERE CODE? make an EXE file and give it to me. STUPID FUCKING SMELLY NERDS