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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Genshin.

    Based on the original I’m sick of Xianling copypasta.

    I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Genshin. I try to play HSR. The communities have a daily post about Genshin. I try to browse gacha communities. Every post has Genshin mentions. I try to browse regular gaming communities. There's a monthly genshin hate thread. I try to see memes. I see a genshin neckbeard meme every 2 seconds. I browse fanart. Every character is from genshin. I mute the word. I leave all game communities. My favourite youtuber gets sponsored by genshin. "Download genshin impact" they tell me. I go to an anime convention. There's genshin everywhere. A talking fairy comes out "Traveller it needs 80 gb of space". She grabs my pc and forces me to download it. "You just need to spend some money on it" I can't do it, I don't have enough money. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She takes all of my food and leaves."Ehe te nandayo?" There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing, but pure billions of dollars in revenue. What a cruel world.

    I genuinely hate lanky box so much

      I genuinely hate lanky box so much, his content is cringe and he doesn’t know how to make ANYTHING REMOTELY good, I swear nothing he can make is watchable unless you want to torture yourself or your just a brain dead child, like dude, PUT EFFORT INTO YOUR VIDEOS! You have SO MUCH DANG SUBSCRIBERS, there are people out there who make WAAAAAAY better content then your stupid bait, actually, I’d dare say almost EVERYONE can make better videos then you can, your content is garbage, your humor is garbage, your PLUSHIES are garbage, and somehow you can make the best things on the internet and turn it into GARBAGE! You’re literally ruining fandoms the moment you release a single video about the thing the fandom likes! And then kids FLOCK to that fandom and absolutely demolish it until there is practically nothing remaining! Like cmon dude, just stop, there is nothing you will gain out of making absolute crap like this other then a fan base made purely to hate on you, you should NOT be allowed to be that popular with the dumb stuff you make, like literally, YOUR VOICE IS OBNOXIOUS TOO! Not only can you not make ANY good music, the moment I hear the voices I immediately want to KILL MYSELF! Seriously, if this doesn’t prove my point, I don’t know

      “Would you suck a dick for a billion dollars”

        For a billion dollars I’m giving the finest head known to mankind, I’m talking deep throats, sucking the balls, spinning my tongue around the glans, cuz that’s a billion fucking dollars, that’s like saying “would you like to do a slightly unpleasant activity for like, 10/15 minutes” to basically just win life, if you ain’t doing this, you care way too much about your sexuality and the way others think of you, weak ass mindset

        I am committing suicide today. Goodbye y’all

          I will end my life today of my own free will. I am not under the influence of any substance. I made this decision a long time ago, but I'm making it happen now. After I die, delete my Google search history, opera viewing history, Google browser history, Chrome history from my phone. Delete Hola VPN from my phone search history It's very dirty. Close my Yandex disk account. Delete my Whatsapp account, clear telegram. Delete the calculator with blue icon on the phone. Delete the conversations with my fuckbuddy on Letgo. Reset the tablet under my bed to factory settings. Notify all the girls I talk to on Tinder of my death. Replace the anti-slip pads of my mouse from the box on the bookshelf, delete the links on the back of the old pads and throw them away. Delete the links on the LCD paper of my second Grundig monitor. Remove the 12V 8A 4pin input cable of my computer's power supply, unscrew the socket with 2 screws, and burn the paper with the link beneath. Change the frequency of the radio in my room, it encodes my link archive with Morse code every 5 minutes. Remove the 4th screw from the top right of the hard disk sitting on my bookshelf and sharpen its teeth. That's all I ask from you. Stay in peace.

          Palworld – Own a musket for home defense

            Paldex wiki
            I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding tamers intended. Four Syndicate Thugs break into my house. "What the Incineram?" As I grab my powdered wig and Palpagos rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my makeshift handgun on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbor's Rayhound. I have to resort to the Single-shot Sphere Launcher mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with Hyper Spheres, "Tally ho lads" the spheres fail to catch them because I forgot to find Lifmunk Effigies. I equip my metal spear and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out waiting on the PIDF to arrive since there's not a single god damn HP restoration item in this game. Just as the founding tamers intended.
            Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the devs intended. Four Syndicate Thugs break into my house. "What the Incineram?" As I grab my powdered wig and Musket. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my Handgun on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbour’s Lamball. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with Tocotoco eggs, "Tally ho lads" the Tocotoco volley shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off the nearby Cattiva population. Fix metal spear and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the Pal-Centre medics to arrive since deep spear wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the devs intended.

            World of Warcraft Navy Seals

              WoW Navy Seals copypasta for Paladin
              What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Silver Hand, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Burning Legion, and I have over 300 confirmed exorcisms. I am trained in bubble warfare and I'm the top protection paladin in the entire Alliance Forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Azeroth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of rogues across Azeroth and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the divine storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my avenger's shield. Not only am I extensively trained in 2-handed swords, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Stormwind City Guard and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of eastern kingdoms, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.