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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

Unidan – “Jackdaw is a crow”

    AKA “Jackdaw is a crow” or “Unidan copypasta” is a comment by u/Unidan correcting another user who classified jackdaws as crows. Unidan is an ecologist that became popular on Reddit as an “excited biologist” who answered questions and explained concepts related to biology and ecology. He was eventually banned on the site for vote fraud.

    Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow."

Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.

As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.

If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens.

So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.

Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't.

It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
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    byu/crew2852 from discussion
    inAdviceAnimals

    I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Lavos.

      Lavos copypasta from Warframe

      Written by u/Aden_Vikki, its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Lavos from Warframe.

      I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Lavos. I try to play Valkyr. My Lavos deals more damage. I try to play Mirage. My Lavos deals more damage. I try to play Rhino. My Lavos deals more damage. I want to play Xaku. Their best skill is a subsume for Lavos. I want to health tank, not shield gate. Lavos can do both.

He grabs me by the throat. I fish for him. I buy arcane grace for him. I give him adaptation. He isn't satisfied. I try acid shells Saryn. "I can do that too." He tells me. "My forced procs are universal." He grabs kunai incarnon and nukes the room. "You just need to invest more into health tanking. Those umbral mods take a lot of mod capacity."

I can't do that, I don't have enough umbral formas. He grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." He grabs his catalyst probe. He says "Probes, get him." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure forced blast procs. What a cruel world

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      I try to play Valkyr. My Lavos deals more damage. I try to play Mirage. My Lavos deals more damage. I try to play Rhino. My Lavos deals more damage. I want to play Xaku. Their best skill is a subsume for Lavos. I want to health tank, not shield gate. Lavos can do both.

He grabs me by the throat. I fish for him. I buy arcane grace for him. I give him adaptation. He isn't satisfied. I try acid shells Saryn. "I can do that too." He tells me. "My forced procs are universal." He grabs kunai incarnon and nukes the room. "You just need to invest more into health tanking. Those umbral mods take a lot of mod capacity."

I can't do that, I don't have enough umbral formas. He grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." He grabs his catalyst probe. He says "Probes, get him." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure forced blast procs. What a cruel world

      We hookup, use a condom, and never speak again. Think of the children.

        Its a Tinder copypasta from 2019 where guys would send it to girls hoping for easy hookups. There are slight variations between them but they are mostly the same.

        Here's the way I look at it. We have two options here. One, you let me take you on a date. It will be awkward at first, due to the fact that we met on tinder. But after a while you will relax as you discover I'm quite normal and funny. Several years and many dates later, I'll pop the question. We'll have a large wedding with copious amounts of family and friends. A couple few years down the road we have a few kids and a baby on the way. You devote all the time to the kids and I spend too much time at work and love leaves the relationship. I foolishly start an affair and. when you find out. we get a divorce. We raise 3 kids in two households where the parents hate each other. Or option two: we hookup, use a condom, and never speak again.

Think of the children.
        Here’s the way I look at it. We have two options here... Option one, you let me take you on a date. It will be awkward at first, due to the fact we met on Reddit. But after awhile you will relax as you discover I’m quite normal, charming, and witty. Several years and many dates later, I’ll pop the question. We’ll have a large wedding with copious amounts of friends and family. A couple years down the road we’ll have a few kids and a baby on the way. You devote all your time to the kids and I spend too much time at work and love leaves the relationship. I foolishly start an affair and when you find out you divorce me. We raise 3 kids in two separate households where the parents hate each other. Or option two, we get drunk, hookup, use a condom, and never speak again. Think of the children.
        here's the way I look at it. We have two options here. One, let me take you on a date. It will be awkward at first due to the fact we met on tinder. But after a while you will relax after you realize I'm quite normal and funny. Several years and many dates later, I'll pop the question. We will have a large wedding with copious amounts of family and friends. A few years down the road we have a baby on the way. You devote all your time to the kids and I spend too much time at work and we fall out of love. I foolishly start an affair and when you find out we get a divorce. We raise three kids in two households where the parents hate each other. Or option two, we hookup, use a condom and never speak again. Think of the children.

        I’m the goddamn Terminator. I wake up at 6am and I work nonstop until 2am every single day.

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          byu/Miaak_u from discussion
          inStardewValley
          I'll let you in on my secret, Clint: I'm the goddamn Terminator. I wake up at 6am and I work nonstop until 2am every single day. I only take half days on holidays because I am being physically restrained from entering the town. I hoe, water, mine and fish until my legs collapse, and when they do, I scarf down wad after wad of seaweed until I can stand up again.

If that sounds like the life for you, then come on over to the farm. I'll even spot you the hundred G for Robin to build you a cabin.

          They saying we might go to war, it’s crazy cause ever since we stopped talking I’ve been at war with myself.

            Its an old rizz pasta from a Tweet in 2020 that gets resurfaced every time there is a possibility of war with Iran.

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            They saying we might go to war, it’s crazy cause ever since we stopped talking I’ve been at war with myself. Idk why but this Iran shit got me thinking about how I ran from your love, hope everything is good with you though shorty. Be safe out here
            They saying we might go to war. It's crazy cuz ever since we stopped talking, ive been at war with myself. Idk why but this Iran shit got me thinking about how I ran from your love. Hope everything is good with you tho shorty, be safe out there

            Ayatollah in a box

            All this talk about putting the ayatollah in a box makes me realize how much I miss when you used to put me in your box

            My love for you israel

            thinking about how Iran from your love, but now that I know what we had i know my love for you israel

            Hit it like those bombers

            Just wondering if I could maybe hit it like those bombers hit the Iranian nuclear facilities..

            DUDE JUST STUDY COMPUTER SCIENCE AND LEARN ALL KNOWN ALGORITHMS IN EXISTENCE

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              DUDE JUST STUDY COMPUTER SCIENCE AND LEARN ALL KNOWN ALGORITHMS IN EXISTENCE AND ALL DATA STRUCTURES REGARDLESS OF HOW OBSCURE THEY ARE JUST LEARN CALCULUS I II III IIII AND LINEAR ALGEBRA I II III AND ALL OF STATISTICS AND TOPOLOGY AND ABSTRACT ALGEBRA AND NUMBER THEORY AND CRYPTOGRAPHY AND DYNAMIC SYSTEMS AND ALL OPTIMIZATION TECHNIQUES AND THEN ALL PROGRAMMING PARADIGMS ALL AT THE SAME TIME BRO IT'S EASY THEN LEARN CONCURRENT PROGRAMMING DISTRIBUTED COMPUTING THEORY OF COMPUTATION COMPILERS OPERATING SYSTEMS THEN GRAPHS GRAPHICS AND GRAPHIXXX BRO JUST LEARN A BIT OF ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE AND SIMULATIONS HAHA. WHAT, ACTUAL TOOLS FOR A JOB? YOU CAN LEARN THAT ON THE SIDE DAWG JUST LEARN .NET CORE POSTGRES SQLSERVER MYSQL SQLTHIS SQLTHAT MONGODB NOSQL(HAHA) SPRING BOOT ANGULAR REACT VUE ASTRO SOLID QWIK SVELTE NEST.JS EXPRESS.JS KOA.JS NODE.JS JSP JAVASCRIPT ES5 ES6 ES7 C C++ C# F# D HASKELL SCALA ADA ELIXIR RUBY AND RUBY ON RAILS CLOJURE JAVA 7 JAVA 8 JAVA 11 JAVA 18 JAVA 19 JAVA 20 JAVA 21 (IM LOOOOOMING) GO RUST BASH PYTHON DOCKER KUBERNETES AWS OCI GCP AZURE I MEAN JUST MIX IT ALL UP AND MAKE YOUR PRETTY PORTIFOLIO WITH YOUR MACHINE LEARNING PET PROJECTS JUST INTERN AT FAGMAN DAWG IT'S EASY HAHA JUST DO ALL THAT WHILE WORKING TWO SHIFTS AT MCDONALDS BECAUSE YOUR PARENTS KICKED YOU OUT OF THE HOUSE AT 18 YO I MEAN BRO IT'S ALRIGHT AFTER THAT YOU CAN JUST WAGESLAVE FOR 55 YEARS IN THE CODE MINES DEALING WITH OFFICE POLITICS AND THEN YOU CAN INVEST ALL THE AFTER