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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

“Real slam” only consists of the Texas death metal scene or European shithole Devourment copycats

    Its the ‘Real emo‘ copypasta but changed to slam metal.

    "Real slam" only consists of the Texas death metal scene or European shithole Devourment copycats. What is known as "slamcore" is nothing but overproduced deathcore with questionable brutal death influence. When people try to argue that bands like Acrania are not real slam, while saying that Ingested is, I can't help not to cringe because they are just as fake slam as Acrania is (plus the pretentiousness). Real slam sounds SLOW, BULLDOZING, IGNORANT and somewhat CAVEMAN. Fake slam is weak, has heavily edited layers / sample replaced drums and usually comes with an angsty -core kid personality. Some examples of REAL SLAM are Epicardiectomy, Cerebral Incubation, Gorevent, Cephalotripsy and Devourment. Some examples of FAKE SLAM is Acranius, Acrania, Vulvodynia, Ingested and Whoretopsy. SLAM BELONGS TO BRUTAL DEATH METAL NOT TO DEATHCORE, BEATDOWN OR ANY OTHER -CORE GENRE!!! 

    do it fart?

      do it fart? you be squirtin? copypasta

      AKA ‘You be squirting’ copypasta is actually a evolution of an older ‘Do it clap? Do it squirt? Do it jiggle?‘ pasta that was posted on Reddit.

      you be squirtin? or u on the cream team? what color the inside? your booty real wet? do it clap? do it fart? do it grip the meat? its tight? how many fingers u use? what it taste like? can i smell it? is it warm? its real juicy? do it drip? you be moaning?
      You be squirting? you on the cream team? what colors the inside? your booty real wet? do it clap? do it fart? do it grip the meat? is it tight? how many fingers you use? what it taste like? can I smell it? is it warm or cold? is it scrumptious? do it drip?
      U be squirtin? Or u on the cream team? What color the inside? Ur pussy real wet? Do it clap? Do it grip the meat? Its tight? U got cheese? How many fingers u use? What it taste like? U got yeast in there? Can i smell it? Its warm? U suck the stank off tha dick? U hairy?
      Do it clap? Do it squirt? Do it jiggle? It wet? Do it defacate? Do it fart? It moist? Do it cream? What color it? It tight? Do it got flaps? Do you be touchin it? What it taste like? What it smell like? It warm? Do it be squishy?
      Do it jiggle??? Do It deficate?? What it smell like? Is it fishy? Also can I see your asshole? Can I see it in good pictures/video quality? Can you do a full spread of your cheeks and make it open up a little bit? Can I see all the wrinkles of it? Can you record a video of you winking it with the flash on? While you at it can you slip a finger in there? Also can I see your pussy? Can you take all kinds of pics and angles of it? The back, the front, from under? Can you use your fingers to spread the lips and show the interior? When you’re wet can you send a video of you pleasuring yourself with the sound on? Can you show the pussy hole?
      Yo u be squirtin? Or u on the cream team? Is it wet like a knotts soak city water slide? Do it squirt like a water gun? What's the squirt range? What color the inside? ur pussy really wet? Do it clap? Do it be grippin the meat? Do it grip like a gorilla fist? Is it tight? U got cheese? How many fingers you use? What it taste like? U got yeast in there? Can I smell it? Is it warm? U suck the stank off the dick? U hairy? Can I floss? Does it bleed? U got discharge? It got folds? Do the lips be fat? Do it be flapping? It jiggles? Do it drip? U be moaning? But how many fingers you be using? Send a pic? Send a vid? Take one from the back showing the asshole too? What kinda panties u wearing lol? Send a mirror pic? Send a selfie? Can I see the titty? Is it firm? Do it be saggy? A or DD cup? U be lactating? Do it be thick or thin? it sweet or sour? Maybe both 😋? I'm out of milk can you hook me up? Tryna make cookies lol? Fr tho, send an audio recording. Start with one finger and work your way up to your elbow. Do it stink? Is it soft? Is it ridged? How often u touch it? What typa noise you make? Is it a squeak? A roar? U be yelling? Can I record? What's your favorite position? U be quivering? U loud? U like being choked? Is ur asshole stinky? Do it be farting? It be stanky? It be pungent? Do u shit and not wipe before sex? What smells worse your asshole or pussy? 

      You guys might be the WORST fanbase I’ve ever seen on reddit.

        You guys might be the WORST fanbase I've ever seen on reddit. Every single shit you do is so hecking repetitive and far away from being creative. It's like you guys have an average IQ of 38 or smth.
        
        Genuinely like what the heck is that "2nd APRIL" shit? You guys posted that shit more than 100x times and it still continues AFTER MORE THAN TWO HECKING MONTHS THAT IT HAPPENED
        
        I'm not even joined to this sub and even I saw that shit on my feed 25 times AT LEAST.
        
        Now go ahead check my profile and try to make fun of my SKONG!!! comments because you guys cannot hecking function without giving an ad hominem response.
        
        I bet leth would hate you and coup ALL of you mfs hope y'all burn in the hell you guys are the equivalent of Taylor swift fans on twitter.

        HOI4

        You guys might be the WORST fanbase I've ever seen on reddit. Every single shit you do is so fucking repetitive and far away from being creative. It's like you guys have an average IQ of 38 or smth.
        
        Genuinely like what the fuck was that "shining example of european democrazy → deport hungarians" shit? You guys posted that shit more than 100x times and it still continues AFTER MORE THAN TWO FUCKING YEARS
        
        I'm not even joined to this sub and even I saw that shit on my feed 25 times AT LEAST.
        
        Now go ahead check my profile and try to make fun of my peggy memes because you guys cannot fucking function without giving an ad hominem response.
        
        I bet Josef Tiso would hate ALL of you mfs hope y'all burn in the hell you guys are the equivalent of kendrick fans on twitter.

        You motherfuckers don’t even know what the real GRIND is

          You motherfuckers don’t even know what the real GRIND is, I have been grinding whole my life to get where I am today. I have been grinding when there was no online qualifiers every 2nd week, no Tier2 events to prove yourself anywhere, no faceit or whatsoever.

          there is no “prog metal” tag because its an oxymoron, there is nothing metal about being “Progressive”

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            inMetalMemes

            Possible sequel to the Real Emo copypasta? One can only hope…

            there is no "prog metal" tag because its an oxymoron, there is nothing metal about being "Progressive", musically speaking.
            Metal is about sounding ENERGETIC, POWERFUL and HATEFUL, "progressive" music is the aural equivalent of homework. You cant be metal while sitting on your ass trying to stuff five different math equations into a time signature.
            Progressive "Metal" comes in fourflavours and none of them are real metal!
            You have "Nu metal but the songs are 10 minutes long and written for virgins",
            "boring progressive rock with an eunuch on vocals and the guitarists own distortion pedals" (Dream theatre fit here) ,
            "we make music that intentionally sounds AI generated"
            And the last one is "we rip off real metal bands but pretend to be above them and smarter by playing pointless interludes and throw random bullshit in between riffs because we're so quirky 🤪🤪🤪"
            "Progressive metal" is for losers afraid of their true nature. METAL BELONGS TO MOSHERS AND CHADS, NOT SOYS THAT ARE AFRAID TO GO TO SHOWS AND CREATE SPREADSHEETS 

            Jimothy Cool

              Only 12 people have gotten Reqs apparently. That's all the people left who care about this Horrible format. Jirachi will never be banned because of "Policy" (Kafkaesque Made up nothing)
              
              The past few days have genuinely been the worst experience I've ever had in Pokemon. Getting reqs for the Tera suspect was a much smoother experience. That meta had Espathra and Chien Pao. I'd sooner play That again than this Filth.
              
              Don't ban Machamp actually. Bring Swagger back too. Why not. Sand veil Garchomp might spice things up. Genuinely wouldn't even make the format that much worse.
              
              They banned Snow Cloak need I remind you. That's important. Glad we tackled that pressing issue. Let's send Froslass into the furnace why don't we.
              
              Now that I have seen Gen 4 OU for what it truly is this is the worst OU format of all time easily. I was fed a lie. Even Gen 5 OU has some semblance of structure and logic. This format is pure chaos with not a single fun or enjoyable strategy in sight.