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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

I am not crazy! I know he used save-scumming.

    Create by u/Nocebola, its the Chicanery copypasta from Breaking Bad but changed to gaming lingo.

    I am not crazy! I know he used save-scumming. I knew it was Level 12-1-6 one after the Fortress Gauntlet. As if I could ever mistake that. Never. Never! I just… I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, had that teenager on Reddit lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery?  He’s done worse. That Battle for Bikini Bottom any% speedrun world record! Are you telling me that sub pixel just happens to clip like that!? Without using TAS? No! He orchestrated it! He used frame-perfect macros! And I defended him! I pointed everyone to his Twitch! What was I thinking? He’ll never stop. He’ll never stop! Ever since he was ten, always the same, couldn’t resist game genie. But not our Jimmy! Couldn’t be precious Jimmy! Stealing the tier 3 subs blind And HE gets to claim he’s a “true gamer”? What a sick joke! I should’ve exposed him when I had the chance! …And you, you’ve got to stop him! You-

    I own a fleet carrier for system defense. (Elite: Dangerous)

      Created by u/Yourvisacardinfo, its the ‘Own a musket for home defense‘ copypasta but changed to fleet carriers from the game Elite Dangerous.

      I own a fleet carrier for system defense because that's what the Sirius corporation intended. Four pirates drop out of supercruise. “What the Jaques Station?” I grab my fleet of system authority vessels and capital hardpoints, shoot beams that turn the first man into Thargoid cheese. He's dead on the spot. System authorities try to ram the second pilot but miss entirely because they're all Harmless and they hit a docking Type 9 instead. The AFK Cutter who was docked launches and targets the 2nd guy with missiles. “Tally ho lads!” he says. The missiles break the 3rd scallywag's canopy and send him running. The fleet of system authority Eagles charge the last terrified rapscallion, shoot pulse lasers at him and leave his thrusters at 0% because that's what the Sirius corporation intended!

      Offended by everything. Ashamed of nothing. Entitled to everything. Contributing nothing.

        AKA ‘Black Fatigue’ copypasta often seen in comment of Tiktok videos featuring trashy or ghetto actions from black people.

        Ashamed of nothing

Offended by everything

Contributes nothing

Entitled to everything
        Offended by everything. Ashamed of nothing. Entitled to everything. Contributing nothing.
        We live in a time where people are ashamed of nothing, but offended by everything.

        Shai, just put your dick in my ass at this point man

          New copypasta just dropped
          byu/lilsebastion inThunder
          Down 2-0 to the most notorious flopper in the league.
Ant ass and can't hit shit outside the three point line, Randle is a fucking ghost in the 3rd and got benched in the 4th, Mcdaniels has the temper of a fucking baby and pushed shai for a free flagrant (and we wonder how he gets so many calls Imfa00000000000000). Gobert is a fucking cold and gets out rebounded by LuFreuntz Dort and Alex Caruso, and we have Finch over here with a nice small ball lineup after Gobert is out for Chet to fucking *** all over with his tall lanky ass. Jesus Fucking Christ. Fuck this Fucking Team. I was giddy like a cheerleader about to get a train ran on her by the local football team when they started a run to get back into the game, but they just had to miss every single fucking shot as soon as I got a little bit of fucking hope. Trade Ant, trade Rudy, trade Jaden, Send Randle to China, Trade NAW, Send Naz to China, Trade Dante, Trade Mike, and explode ALL (yes, ALL) of the coaching staff. Matter of fact, fuck it. Explode YOU (Yes, YOU reading this post right now, I am talking to YOU the reader) AND ME off the face of this earth for supporting this fuck ass fake ass team. Steph
should've bounced this fuck ass fuck ass team in the semis but the basketball gods gave him a hamstring injury just so they could watch us get anally ***** by Shai Gilgeous Alexander. I'm done. Fuck this team. Fuck me. Hard.