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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

Tonight is the darkest hour in Premier League history.

    A Newcastle fan had a crashout in a postgame thread on Reddit after losing to Liverpool 2-3.

    Tonight is the darkest hour in Premier League history. Don’t even talk to me about Aguero, or Leicester, or Istanbul - this is the night football died. Down to 10 men because of a bent VAR call, the whole stadium against the corrupt circus that is Liverpool, we fight like lions for 100 fucking minutes… and then a fucking 16-YEAR-OLD called Rio strolls on and rips the heart out of St James’ Park. This is scripted theatre. This is a fucking fix.

Arne Slot - fuck you. You've already wormed your way into the VAR cartel. You’ll be remembered not as Klopp’s successor but as the smug fraud who smiled while refs bent over backwards to hand you three points you didn’t deserve.

Isak - I hope you’re proud. While your team mates were dying on that pitch, you sat sulking in your camp, crying about promises. You could have made the difference, you could have been the hero, but instead you’ll go down as the coward who abandoned us on the darkest night. Your career is cursed now.

Chiesa - irrelevant, spineless, cowardly little prick. You didn’t want to come here, you didn’t want to be part of this fight. Tonight proved why. You’re not built for it. Enjoy rotting away on the bench.

Virgil Van Dijk - the “colossus,” the “Rolls Royce defender.” What a fucking joke. You conned a red card out of the ref, you spent half the night on your arse, and you still needed a 16-year-old to bail you out. Fraud. Cheat. Coward. You’ll never live this performance down.

And Klopp - don’t think you’re free from this. Your shadow is all over tonight. This Liverpool side is your creation: entitled, protected, smug. Your legacy is favouritism, a club that gets decisions gifted on a plate because the league can’t imagine life without them at the top. Fuck your documentaries, fuck your fake grin - this is your stain on football history.

3-2. To them. With the ref, with VAR, with the system all behind them. Tonight, football is dead. The Premier League is dead. What happened at St James’ Park will be remembered as the moment the game sold its soul for good.

Toon Army forever, but fuck, they’ve killed us tonight. They’ve killed the sport we love.

    I’m speechless. Not because of how good this is, but because of how utterly, jaw-droppingly awful it is.

      Archive of Our Own (AO3) copypasta

      Its one of the many hatebot comments that has been plaguing Archive of Our Own (AO3).

      I'm speechless. Not because of how good this is, but because of how utterly, jaw-droppingly awful it is. It's so bad it's actually impressive. You've managed to break every single rule of storytelling in the most painful way possible. I'm not even mad; I'm just disappointed. Disappointed in you, disappointed in this story, and disappointed in myself for thinking it could possibly be good.

      That’s 5 “h”s too much buddy and now you have two options presented before you

        That's 5 "h"s too much buddy and now you have two options presented before you. You can either correct your spelling and only have lost 1 downvote (mine that I just cast ;) or you can choose to leave your bastardized form of the English language on exhibition and get a few hundred downvotes. Since you only have 2k karma in 2 years on reddit I recommend you choose wisely 😉
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        Ty Lee and Aang

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          It was a comment to a fanart of Ty Lee and Aang as a couple in Avatar: The Last Airbender.

          Aang could spar endlessly with her too, her athleticism and martial arts really do well against his bending and would sharpen his close combat skills immensely. Plus the sex between an airbender and an expert gymnast sounds mindblowing. One of the things that worried me about Katara was I never felt she could keep up with Aang in combat or athleticism, Ty Lee solves both of the issues I had with her as a partner for him.

          I can’t believe this pathetic worm used to be my friend.

            Ethan (h3h3) has another crashout on IG stories on iDubbbz and made this rant.

            I can't believe this pathetic worm used to be my friend. He came to my house dozens of times, always warmly welcomed. Now he turncoats, makes the most inflammatory hit piece w the most toxic freaks online. He says he QUIT creator clash so he could talk shit to me. He said that more parts were coming. Then, after a short while of me defending myself, this pathetic bitch boy and his Lady Macbeth succubus wife, want to be left alone. They want to act like they are the victims of some bullying campaign after recruiting all of my enemies and Fortnite dancing (lol) while telling me to wake up and flipping off the camera. Well I'm up, bitch. Now YOU want to go to sleep? What's wrong, you sleepy bitch? Don't worry I'll tuck you in. "Go to sleep, lan! It's time to go to sleep!" Also you shit your pants and your breath is retched.