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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

Can y’all stop hating phonks? Seriously, half the time people trash the genre without even understanding what it is

    Can y'all stop hating phonks? Seriously, half the time people trash the genre without even understanding what it is. They hear a distorted bassline or a gritty Memphis sample and immediately write it off as noise. But phonk isn’t just a style—it’s a vibe, a whole culture rooted in underground hip-hop, street racing, and raw emotion. It’s the soundtrack of rebellion, of late nights drifting through neon-lit streets, of headphones blasting while the world fades away. From classic phonk with its lo-fi, eerie aesthetic to drift phonk with its aggressive energy, there's variety and depth if you take a second to actually listen. Artists pour their soul into this music, blending nostalgia, grit, and adrenaline into something that's more than just sound—it's atmosphere. Dismissing it just because it doesn't sound like chart-toppers or your favorite genre is lazy. Music is meant to challenge, to evoke, to make you feel something real, even if it’s dark or chaotic. And phonk does exactly that. So before you keep riding the hate train, maybe dive a little deeper into the scene. Watch a drift montage synced to KSLV Noh or DVRST and feel the momentum. Because let’s be real—you can't hate something you don't know💀.

    Reminds me of – imagine how much harder life would be if every dude was jacked

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      byu/december-blue from discussion
      inmoreplatesmoredates

      It came from a post on r/moreplatesmoredates but OP deleted his account after it became a meme.

      Reminds me of - imagine how much harder life would be if every dude was jacked, or at least lean. i thank god every day for fattening people up. every time i see a fatty rolling through walmart, i can’t stop smiling. one less dude i have to worry about. when i hear fat chicks go on and on about how they’re a ten and can fuck as many dudes as they like, I laugh and nod. the fatter people get, the more impressive my physique will look. whenever fatties ask what the secret is, i shrug my shoulders. “bro, i dont even know why you’re fat. it’s not your fault, man. i eat cake every day, ig it’s just genetics.” but at home, im counting every goddamn calorie that goes into my mouth. let them think there’s no hope. let them stay fat. let them get fatter and fatter. inshallah the obesity rate hits 90%🙏
      imagine how much harder life would be if every dude was jacked, or at least lean.

i thank god every day for fattening people up. every time i see a fatty rolling through walmart, i can't stop smiling. one less dude i have to worry about.

when i hear fat chicks go on and on about how they're a ten and can fuck as many dudes as they like, i laugh and nod. the fatter people get, the more impressive my physique will look.

whenever fatties ask what the secret is, i shrug my shoulders. "bro, i dont even know why you're fat. it's not your fault, man. i eat cake every day, ig it's just genetics." but at home, im counting every goddamn calorie that goes into my mouth. let them think there's no hope. let them stay fat. let them get fatter and fatter.

inshallah the obesity rate hits 90% 🙏

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        inTrueOffMyChest
        I'm seeing many bigoted comments down there so I just want to make this clear : any hate towards moderators will result in a permanent ban from this subreddit with no warning. This includes, but is not limited to, calling moderation a "fake job" or saying that we "do it for free". Moderation is one of the most useful jobs to society.

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        Standard pre-Boot copypasta

          Its a copypasta for anyone excited or nervous before going to military bootcamp.

          You bought a ticket for a haunted house. It’s fine to be scared, just don’t be whiny about it. If they don’t put a good scare on you, as a taxpayer I want my money back.

          I am from izmir. I did ancestry dna test and learned i’m 80 percent greek.

            It from a comment back in 2019 of a Turkish having an identity crisis after learning he’s 80% Greek. The comment then became a reoccurring joke within r/polandball poking fun of different nationalities having identity crisis.

            Turkish learning he’s Greek (Original)

            I am from Izmir. I did ancestry dna test and learned i’m 80 percent greek. My whole world has changed. I tried to commit suicide but couldn’t do it. Now i have to live like this. But after that i decide it is a zionist game. I suggest people don’t do dna test it’s lie bcs i’m 100% turkish thnx

            Greek learning he’s Bulgarian

            I am from thesselaniko. I did ancestrt DNA test and learned im 80 percent bulgarian. My whole world has changed. I tried to commit suicide but couldnt do it. Now i have to live like this. But after that i decided it is a muslim game. I suggest people don't do DNA test its lie bcs 100 percent greek thnx.

            Albanian learning he’s Serbian

            am from kosovo. i did ancstrt dna test and lern 80 percent serb. my whole world change. i try to comit suicide but couldant do it. now i have to live like this.but after that i decide is macedonian game. i suggest people no dna test its lie i 100 percents albanian thnx.

            Bulgarian leaning he’s Turkish

            I am from plovdiv. I did ancestry dna test and learned i’m 80 percent turkish. My whole world has changed. I tried to commit suicide but couldn’t do it. Now i have to live like this.but after that i decide it is a zionist game. I suggest people dont do dna test it’s lie bcs i am 100 percent bulgarian thnx.

            American learning he’s European

            I am from MURIKA!!! I did an deeneh test and learned i'm 100 percent European. What is this crap? It's totally a deep state plot. Don't do these dumb tests cause im 100 percent MURIKAN!!! God bless the USA! USA! USA!

            South Indian learning he’s Aryan

            Nyan am from South India!!! I did an D.EN.EH test and learned i'm 100% percent Aryan. What is this kakka? It's totally a BIMARU plot. Don't do these dumb tests cause im 100 percent Dravidian! May the Devas bless the South!