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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

Is it Legal for Players to Kiss as a Strategy

    Created by u/andris_biedrins on r/nba in 2016, its a serious post questioning if its legal to distract your opponents by kissing your teammates. The post has become a meme and its often adopted to other sports as a joke.

    It's an off-season question, but I'm serious. Lets say that it's the finals game 7 in crunch time. If LeBron starts kissing Kyrie, not a single defender will be watching the ball, leaving JR open for an easy 3. Would LeBron and Kyrie be called for a techical, or would the points count? The rules say technical fouls relate to unsportsmanlike behavior, but I don't see how this is unsportsmanlike, it's just the most uncharacteristic thing ever. What say you guys?

    CS2

    Imagine this: Major quarter final. Faze vs Vitality. Faze are huge underdogs and they know it, but they've pushed it to map 3. Game is tied 11-11 and its a 1v1 zywoo vs s1mple, but s1mple is on low hp. All of a sudden, karrigan and elige stand up and start passionately making out on stage. Zywoo sees this and gets distracted, allowing s1mple to win the easy 1v1 and win the series.
    
    Why has nobody used this tactic before? Is there a rule against it?

    Valorant

    Is it Legal for Players to Kiss as a Strategy?
    
    Let’s say that it's the finals on LAN map 5 in crunch time. If Victor starts kissing FNS, not a single opponent will be watching the game, leaving Yay open for an easy ace. Would Victor and FNS be punished for this or would the round count? The rules are vague but point to no unsportsmanlike behavior, but I don't see how this is unsportsmanlike, it's just the most uncharacteristic thing ever. What say you guys?

    I mean if you go and map The Pretender then what do you expect?

      Its a comment from ProfessionalBox (a retired elite osu! mapper) on the map The Pretender back in 2017. The community made it into a copypasta and you’ll sometimes come across it in other maps.

      I mean if you go and map The Pretender then what do you expect? It has such a big status as a turning point in the mapping meta that you can't avoid being compared. In my honest opinion there are songs that are tied to such grand maps that they should be given a status where they are not allowed to be ranked if mapped by someone else (The Pretender being one of them). That being said I haven't looked at the map so I have no opinion on it, because the quality of the map is irrelevant in this matter. This is about preserving history of osu! and therefore I hope that this doesn't become a trend in the future.

      Mom only uses my brother’s pics on WhatsApp. Her reason crushed me.💔💔🥀🥀😔

        Mom only uses my brother’s pics on WhatsApp. Her reason crushed me.💔💔🥀🥀😔
        byu/hzllxhound_78 inTeenIndia
        Soooo my mom ALWAYSS uses my older brother’s photo as her WhatsApp profile picture.👺👺 ALWAYS!!!🙄🙄 One day, I changed it to MY PHOTO!! The next day? She switched it back to his. 💢💢 I asked her, “Why do you only use HIS PHOTO?!?! Her reply: “Because he’s MY SON!"💢💢 I WANTED TO SCREAM, “Am I not your daughter too?” but I stayed quiet...........😔😔😔
        
        The next day, I saw her scrolling for NEW PICS OF HIM IN HER GALLERY!!💔💔 I asked her, “If I were a boy, would you use my photo...........?”🥲🥲🥲 She instantly answered "OBVIOUSLY!!" 💔💔💔 TS BROKE MY HEART SM!! 😭 I said, “I didn’t know being a girl was this much of a disappointment............ AND THEN Y'KNOW WHAT SHE SAID.......SHE SAID NOTHING. SHE DIDN'T ANSWERED...💔💔🥀🥀🥀 THAT MONKEY PMO SM LIKE WHENEVER I OPEN MY WHATSAPP I SEE HIS PHOTO ON MY MOM'S DP AND ALSO MY DAD'S DP!!🥀🥀🥀🥀

        Alex Megos

          Every copypasta about Alexander “Alex” Megos, a German professional rock climber. Megos has grooming allegation with his current girlfriend (19 years old) after fans notice that he was her legal guardian when she was a child.

          For more context, he took in Ukrainian refugees and started to date one of them. She was 17 when she moved in with the group and didn’t come with her parents, so Alex became her legal guardian. They started dating sometime after she turned 18. Alex is 31, so he has been accused of grooming her.

          As evidence, there are photos on both of their Instagram where they are standing very close or have their arms around one another, along with hearts and things that imply that they’re dating.

          Publishing such content about Alexander Megos may be criminal offense

          This was apparently sent to anyone accusing him of grooming which then became a joke/copypasta whenever he is mentioned.

          Hello, I would like to point out that by publishing such content about the athlete Alexander Megos you may be committing a criminal offense under German law and must therefore assume that these actions will be passed on to the law enforcement authorities and the relevant lawyers for Alexander Megos. Criminal Code (StGB) § 186 Defamation
          
          Anyone who asserts or spreads a fact about another which is likely to make that person contemptible or to degrade them in the public opinion will be punished with imprisonment of up to one year or a fine, unless this fact is demonstrably true, and if the act is committed publicly, in a meeting or by spreading content (§ 11 paragraph 3), with imprisonment of up to two years or a fine.
          
          We kindly ask you to delete your post and refrain from posting such content.

          Saw Alex Megos at a mall

          Its the Flying Lotus copypasta but changed to Alex Megos with a bit of German dialogue and also his grooming allegation.

          You know, I saw Alex Megos at a mall near the high school yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, so wie du es jetzt tust?" I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Teen Vogue magazines in his hands without paying.
          
          The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, probably due to her early-20s age, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
          
          When she took one of the magazines and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “um jegliche elektrische zu verhindern infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each magazine and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

          Uwu-fied publishing content about Alexander Megos may be criminal offense

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          Emoji-fied publishing content about Alexander Megos may be criminal offense

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          Anyone who asserts 🔇or spreads 🗞️a fact about another which is likely to make that person contemptible 👎 or to degrade them in the public opinion 🆘will be punished 🚨 with imprisonment 🏛️ of up to 1️⃣ year or a fine 💸 unless this fact is demonstrably true, and if the act is committed publicly📢 in a meeting 👥 or by spreading content (§ 11 paragraph 3), with imprisonment of up to 2️⃣ years or a fine 💰‼️
          
          We kindly ask you to delete 🚮🙅‍♀️your post and refrain from posting such content 🤗 

          Reasons to believe that this is a legitimate leak: (Dedlock)

            Reasons to believe that this is a legitimate leak:
            - OP's account was created today.
            - Floor pattern shows that this image was from map testing, not the sandbox. This could mean that OP was testing abilities in real map, a troll would probably just boot up sandbox to take the screenshot
            
            - Bebop's ultimate and hook are upgraded but bomb is not, might mean that OP had been testing the abilities around before taking this image (someone who wanted to make a troll post would probably just boot up sandbox and take a screenshot to edit).
            
            - This image has been taken from a phone, it has not been exported from photoshop. (To fake this, OP would have to get a screenshot, edit it in an image editor, export and open it, then take the image with a phone instead. A low quality troll would probably just post the exported image from photoshop as is).
            
            Does this prove that this leak is legit? Not really, it can still be faked, but these are definitely good signs.