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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of break effect.

    Parody of the Xiangling copypasta but changed to the break effect mechanic in Honkai Star Rail. 

    I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of break effect. I try to play kafka. My break effect deals more damage. I try to play jingliu. My break effect deals more damage. I try to play firefly. My break effect deals more damage. I want to play acheron. Her best team has break effect. I want to play black swan, blade. They both want break effect.

He grabs me by the throat. I fish for him. I cook for him. I give it my best . he isn't satisfied. I pull ruan mei cone. "it's not enough" he tells me. "put imaginary mc in the team." he grabs my credit card and forces me to throw all my savings. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with r5."

I can't pull for r5, I don't have enough money. he grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, break effect application. What a cruel world.

    Wonder Woman makes me want to rip my hair out

      From a comment replying to a post asking which character players hate going against the most in r/MultiVersus.

      Wonder Woman makes me want to rip my hair out each and every time I have the misfortune of playing against that wretched character. I feel my smile fade from my face, my joy and happiness vanish, and my will to live diminish each time I see one on the loading screen, contemplating, Should I quit? Should I save myself from the torture that I know I will go through? I haven't yet, but I think about it each time. Win or lose, those few minutes shaved off my lifespan will never return to me. And that fact will haunt me for the rest of my life.

      Most people just suck at giving blowjobs

        Started as a comment to someone saying its hotter to give blowjobs than receiving one.

        no most people just suck at giving them so most of you don't know what you're missing. I've slept with like 12 people and only one of them was any good at giving head but oh boy was she good at giving head. They say to never stick your dick in crazy but I still miss her... I hate cigs but she Pavlov'd me into getting aroused by the scent of hers in particular and now every so often some human ashtray walks by and mentally teleports me back to her bedroom.

        I’m sick of Genshin. I try to play HSR, WuWa.

          Parody of the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Genshin for any discussions of gacha games due to its popularity.

          I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Genshin. I try to play HSR, WuWa. The communities have a daily post about Genshin. I try to browse gacha communities. Every post has Genshin mentions. I try to browse regular gaming communities. There's a monthly genshin hate thread. I try to see memes. I see a genshin neckbeard meme every 2 seconds. I browse fanart. Every character is from genshin. I mute the world. I leave all game communities. My favourite youtuber gets sponsored by genshin. "Download genshin impact" they tell me. I go to an anime convention. There's genshin everywhere. A talking fairy comes out "Traveller I need 80 gb of space". She grabs my pc and forces me to download it. "You just need to spend some money on it" I can't do it, I don't have enough money. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She takes all of my food and leaves."Ehe te nandayo?!" There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing, but pure billions of dollars in revenue. What a cruel world.

          Hema Malini is married to a married man

            Often shared in Indian social media, the copypasta is an Indian boomer take on celebrating men with a hint of misogyny.

            
Hema Malini is married to a married man.

Sridevi is married to a married man.

Raveena Tandon is married to a married man.

Karisma Kapoor is married to a married man.

Kareena Kapoor is married to a married man.

Juhi Chawla is married to a married man.

Vidya Balan is married to a married man.

Sonam Kapoor is married to a married man.

Lara Dutt is married to a married man.

Shilpa Sethi is married to a married man.

Mahima Chowdhury is married to a married man.

Amrita Aurora is married to a married man.

Rani Mukherjee is married to a married man.

Sarika is married to a married man.

Sabana Azmi is married to a married man.

Sangeeta Bijlani is married to a married man.

The list is too long..........

 *Married men are not second hand, men are full of feelings.....* 
 
The demand for married men is very high in market .

 *So, Dear Married men, you still have scope* . *Your chances of happiness are not over yet...* 
You may try and be ready for the consequences😁🤣

 *Happy International Married Men's Day* .
   ...................   
Fact is : *Women are so difficult; always changing their minds* . Your Mrs may not be one of them (you know better than anybody else).
At 18, they want handsome men.
At 25, they want mature men.
At 30, they want successful men.
At 40, they want established men.
At 50, they want faithful men.                                         
At 60, they want helpful men.
   ......................                                                                                  On the other hand : *Men are very simple* ; *they never change their taste for any changing condition in their lives.* However ,

At 18, they like pretty women.
At 25, they like pretty women.
At 30, they like pretty women.
At 40, they like pretty women.
At 50, they still like pretty women                                                                 
At 60, still they like pretty women.
Even at 70 & 80 when they can barely move, they still like pretty women.
Dedicated to all Men for their disciplined behaviour.

*HAPPY INTERNATIONAL HUSBANDS' DAY* 🤩🕺🏻😇
            Hema Malini is married 👰🏾💑 to a married 💍 man 👨 Sridevi is married 💍 to a married 👰🏾💑 man 👨‍✈ Raveena Tandon is married 👰🏾💑 to a married 👰🏾💑 man 👨 Karisma Kapoor is married 👰🏾💑 to a married 👰🏾💑 man 🤷‍♂ Kareena Kapoor is married 👰🏾💑 to a married 💍 man 👨‍👦 Juhi Chawla is married 👰🏾💑 to a married 💍 man 👴🏻 Vidya Balan is married 💍 to a married 👰🏾💑 man 💆‍♂️ Sonam Kapoor is married 👰🏾💑 to a married 💍 man 👦 Lara Dutt is married 👰🏾💑 to a married 💍 man 🦸🏾‍♂️ Shilpa Sethi is married 👰🏾💑 to a married 👰🏾💑 man 💆‍♂️ Mahima Chowdhury is married 👰🏾💑 to a married 👰🏾💑 man 🌊 Amrita Aurora is married 💍 to a married 👰🏾💑 man 👨‍🔬 Rani Mukherjee is married 💍 to a married 👰🏾💑 man 👨‍👧‍👧 Sarika is married 💍 to a married 💍 man 👨‍👧‍👦 Sabana Azmi is married 👰🏾💑 to a married 👰🏾💑 man 👨‍👩‍👧 Sangeeta Bijlani is married 👰🏾💑 to a married 👰🏾💑 man 👱 The list 🥵 is too 🥰 long. 😳 Married 💍 men 👨 are not ❌ second 🥈 hand, ✋ men 👨 are full 🌝 of feelings, 😭 The demand for 🔓 married 👰🏾💑 men 👯‍♂ is very 👌 high 👍😍 in 🤗 market 📈 . So, Dear 🈚 Married 👰🏾💑 men, 🧔🏿 you 😊 still 🧚🏻‍♂️ have 🤩 a happy 🧚 life. 👊🧬 Your 👉 chances of happiness ☺️😍 are not 🙅🏻 over 🏃‍♂️ yet. 😇 Happy 😊 International 🌎🌎 Married 👰🏾💑 Men's Day 🚨 Women 🚺 are so difficult; ☯ always ☝️ changing 🚼 their 👈👏 minds. 🤯 At 18, 🔞 they 💁 want 😍 handsome 🙏 men. 🧔🏿 At 25, they 👴🤷 want 👏 mature men. 👨 At 30, 🕤 they 😱😱 want 😋 successful 📈💪 men. 👨 At 40, 🎂🤪😈 they 😱 want 😍 established 🏻 men. 👨 At 50, 🚓 they 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 want 🕑👍 faithful 🙏 men. 👨 At 60, they 🏽 want 😋 helpful 😲🤔 men. 👨 Men 🤼‍♂ are very 👌 simple; they 🙉 never 🙈 change 🚼 their 👥 taste 💯👄 for 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣1️⃣ any 📨 changing 🚼 condition in 👊 their 🏻 lives. 👤👈💓 At 18, 🍰 they 🌔🐠🍣🚧😸 like 🩸 pretty 😳 women. 👧 At 25, they 🏼😕 like 😗 pretty 😳 women. 💁 At 30, 🕜 they 💁 like 😩 pretty 💅💃 women. 💃💁‍♀️ At 40, 🎂🤪😈 they 👺 like 💖 pretty 😍 women. 💃💁‍♀️ At 50, 👌 they 🏽✨ still 🤞🙌 like 😰 pretty 😍 women 💃💁‍♀️ At 60, stll they 🏽 like 😄 pretty 💋🥵 women. 👩 Even 🌗 at 70 & 80 💹 when ⏰ they 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 can 👁️ barely move, 🚛 they 😱😱 still 🤞🙌 like 👍 pretty 🌈 women. 👩 Dedicated to all 😽 Men 💁🏻‍♂️ for 😅 their 🧏 disciplined behaviour. HAPPY 🦃 INTERNATIONAL 🌎🌎 MEN'S DAY😊 🌞

            Response to “PETA Kills Animals”

              A list of rebuttals for the argument that PETA kills animals. Can be easily copy-pasted to shut down any PETA haters.

              
Animal agriculture lobbyists are financing a vigorous political campaign against PETA. The website https://petakillsanimals.com, managed by the "Center for Consumer Freedom," partakes in media campaigns against entities advocating for public health, environmental protection, and animal rights. It’s important to note that this organisation is funded by industries that benefit from countering these advocacy efforts, including those from the restaurant, alcohol, and tobacco sectors. Detailed info here: https://www.sourcewatch.org/index.php/PETA_Kills_Animals

Why? PETA dedicates millions of dollars to anti-slaughter campaigns, naturally positioning them against the substantial financial interests of the animal agriculture industry. This industry, in turn, invests heavily in combating PETA’s initiatives.

PETA operates as a sanctuary of last resort, taking in animals that are frequently rejected by other shelters due to severe health issues or behavioural problems, which unfortunately contributes to their higher euthanasia rates. Learn more: https://www.peta.org/features/peta-kills-animals-truth/

There is a considerable distinction between euthanizing and slaughtering animals. It’s contradictory for individuals who consume meat to express outrage about animal euthanasia while endorsing the widespread slaughter of animals. The majority of people would be uncomfortable euthanizing their pets in a slaughterhouse. However, they would be more agreeable to having their pets euthanized at a shelter like PETA, where trained professionals employ techniques to minimise suffering.

If you truly believe that PETA euthanises adoptable animals at a higher euthanasia rate than other shelters with animals of comparable condition, it should be your priority to encourage everyone you know to adopt exclusively from PETA.

Why Everyone Hates PETA (it's astroturfing): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzX8g3vGPXY