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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

I can’t believe this pathetic worm used to be my friend.

    Ethan (h3h3) has another crashout on IG stories on iDubbbz and made this rant.

    I can't believe this pathetic worm used to be my friend. He came to my house dozens of times, always warmly welcomed. Now he turncoats, makes the most inflammatory hit piece w the most toxic freaks online. He says he QUIT creator clash so he could talk shit to me. He said that more parts were coming. Then, after a short while of me defending myself, this pathetic bitch boy and his Lady Macbeth succubus wife, want to be left alone. They want to act like they are the victims of some bullying campaign after recruiting all of my enemies and Fortnite dancing (lol) while telling me to wake up and flipping off the camera. Well I'm up, bitch. Now YOU want to go to sleep? What's wrong, you sleepy bitch? Don't worry I'll tuck you in. "Go to sleep, lan! It's time to go to sleep!" Also you shit your pants and your breath is retched.

    So this is what r/whenthe has become?

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      byu/Blue_axolotl64 from discussion
      inwhenthe
      So this is what r/whenthe has become? You give one thousand upvotes to a post that has no joke, no punchline? Just ranting about acurrent phenomenon paired with a relevant GIF? No offense to OP but this post should barely have fifty upvotes, much less a thousand. This is worse than r/memes ! At least r/memes tries (and fails) to be funny.

My problem lies not with this posts but the fact that every other post on r/whenthe is like this. Ranting about some internet bullshit or worse, something that happed in the OP's personal life. Am I your friend? Do you think I care? Where's the fucking punchline? It's either one of those stupid rants or something that I should be seeing when I turn on the TV. I'm not saying that those things shouldn't be joked about. God, no, on the contrary. But to joke about something, you kind of need a fucking joke.

This sub was founded off the back of those "slander" memes from 2021 that made fun of all manner of random subjects with, - "gasp" -actual jokes! The used hyperbole and other such tools to make something funny out of basic observational humor. If you are unfamiliar with them or just need a refresher on how to be funny, go back and watch them. For this sub's sake I hope you do.

      Never make an advertisement again.

        Never make an advertisement again.

You know, I’ve always wondered about people who work in advertising. I know I’ll never be able to ask anyone who works in that field about why they do what they do. Even if I did, it wouldn’t really matter I suppose. I would just forget what they say.

Making advertisements like this isn’t really something that you do expecting to be remembered. It’s a waste really. Professional charlatan. Not even a noteworthy charlatan. Just a professional.

How does it feel to waste your life away wondering how to get people to buy something they don’t really need or want?

How does it feel to work on that deception knowing fully that you’ll never connect to a person through your work in a way more meaningful than one friend telling the other “This game I was playing is really good!”?

It feels like wasted talent; or at least wasted potential. Then again, nobody goes into advertising (especially this sort of advertising) if they have talent or at least potential. They go into it sad and decrepit, they leave it the same way, and then they fucking die after having such a minimal impact on this world that nothing will really happen when the miserable event that is their mind stops happening.

It’s depressing really, that such a person would exist who is willing to drag themselves so low as to do take a job making, designing, or planning an advertisement.

How does it feel knowing that you have no talent, no potential, no impact on the world, and no act or opinion worth remembering?

Actually, don’t answer that. I’d probably just forget. After all, you don’t go into advertising to be remembered.

        My disc filled up yesterday and I went to check what happened, and…

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          byu/Dragonplaz from discussion
          infeedthebeast
          My disc filled up yesterday and I went to check what happened, and…

I apparently had over 500 gb of gregtech files. About 300 gb in the unemptied trash, and 200 more scattered throughout my hard drive

There were over 8 million files in total, and it took me quite some time to delete them all. I left the trash emptying over night, only to find it still running in the morning

No exaggerations or shitpost, this is just literally what happened to me earlier this week 😭

          What the fuck did you just leech from me, you little bitch?

            Its the Navy Seals copypasta but changed to a warning message to Soulseek (P2P sharing network) downloading users with empty shares.

            What the fuck did you just leech from me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SLSK Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Beatport, and I have over 300 unique lossless FLACs. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top leecher in an entire elite underground h4x0r scene.

You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with a bitrate the likes of which has never been seen before on this server, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with leeching that shit from me over the Internet? Think again bitch.

As we speak I am contacting my secret network of seeds across the globe and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your music collection. You’re fucking blocked, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can DDOS you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with a single one of my botnets. Not only am I extensively trained in unscripted combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the RIAA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable 128kbps MP3s off the face of the internet, you little shit.

If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” download was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking "download folder" button. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you pathetic little leecher. I will shit mislabeled garbage transcodes all over you and you will drown in them.

You’re fucking compressed, kiddo.
            What the fuck did you just leech from me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SLSK Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Beatport, and I have over 300 unique lossless FLACs. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top leecher in an entire elite underground h4x0r scene. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with a bitrate the likes of which has never been seen before on this server, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with leeching that shit from me over the Internet? Think again bitch. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of seeds across the globe and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your music collection. You’re fucking blocked, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can DDOS you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with a single one of my botnets. Not only am I extensively trained in unscripted combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the RIAA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable 128kbps MP3s off the face of the internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” download was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking "download folder" button. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you pathetic little leecher. I will shit mislabeled garbage transcodes all over you and you will drown in them. You’re fucking compressed, kiddo.