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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

Gears of War I own a Torque Bow for home defense

    Its the ‘Own a musket for home defense‘ copypasta but changed into Gears of War universe.

    I own a Torque Bow for home defense, since that’s what The Allfathers intended.

Four drones break into my house. I shouted, “Jeez Louise, what the fuck!”

I grabbed my cog helmet and Torque Bow, and blow the first locust into bloody chunks, he’s dead on the spot. Draw my snub pistol on the second grub, miss him entirely because its accuracy sucks and nails the neighbors pet ticker.

I have to resort to the hammer of dawn I have at the top of the stairs, “eat dirt and die motherfucker!” the hammer turns the two grubs into dust, the shockwaves set off car alarms.

Grab my retro lancer and charge the last terrified locust. He bleeds out waiting for Myrrah to save him since bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up.

Ah yes,

Just as The Allfathers intended

    XXXTentacion – He used to be one of the “Yung Bratz”

      XXXTentacion

      Its a comment people leave about XXXTentacion to sound inspirational but is actually cringy.

      He used to be one of the "Yung Bratz"

He caused a "Riot"

He said that people should "Look At Me"

But after the tragedy of "Jocelyn Flores"

He made "changes"

He wanted to "Take a Step Back" from music but returned

He wanted everyone to have "Hope"

He knew people went through "Depression & Obsession"

He wanted "Revenge" against death, which took his friend away

But he never got it, in reality all he actually wanted was "The Remedy for a broken heart"

He wanted to raise awareness for horrible causes, because if he didn't the awareness would be "Going Down"

He wanted people to be happy because he knew that "Everyone Dies in Their Nightmares", so he wanted people to have happy dreams instead

He wanted everyone to sleep peacefully under the "Moonlight"

But now he is gone

And we all feel "SAD"

We also feel "BAD" because we underestimated him

He wanted to "Save me" and everyone else

Now he is our "Guardian angel"

Thank you XXXTentacion, you made me and millions of others happy.
      He used to be one of the "Yung Bratz" 🤡

He caused a "Riot" 😡

He said that people should "Look At Me" 👿

But after the tragedy of "Jocelyn Flores" 😢

He made "changes" 🥲

He wanted to "Take a Step Back" from music but returned 😔

He wanted everyone to have "Hope" 😞

He knew people went through "Depression & Obsession" 😭

He wanted "Revenge" against death, which took his friend away 😠

But he never got it, in reality all he actually wanted was "The Remedy for a broken heart" 💔

He wanted to raise awareness for horrible causes, because if he didn't the awareness would be "Going Down" 👇

He wanted people to be happy because he knew that "Everyone Dies in Their Nightmares", so he wanted people to have happy dreams instead 😴

He wanted everyone to sleep peacefully under the "Moonlight" 🌕

But now he is gone ☹️

And we all feel "SAD" 😞

We also feel "BAD" because we underestimated him 😐

He wanted to "Save me" and everyone else 🥺

Now he is our "Guardian angel" 🕊👼

Thank you XXXTentacion, you made me and millions of others happy. 

Copy and paste this on another X song if u love x💔.

      I CANT DO IT ANYMORE

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        I CANT DO IT ANYMORE 

ISTG. I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE. THIS GAME DRIVES ME CRAZY. HOW CAN I LIKE SO MUCH TWO SIBLINGS WHO HAVE SEX? IM GOING CRAZY. I SPEND THE WHOLE DAY THINKING ABOUT ANDREW AND ASHLEY AND HOW FUCKING DELICIOUS THEIR RELATIONSHIP IS. I FEEL LIKE IM GOING TO EXPLODE. THE SCENE WHERE ANDREW PASSES SMOKE INTO ASHLEY'S MOUTH IS THE HOTTEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN. THEIR ABUSIVE SEX. ANDREW DRUNK. IM OBSESSED IM NOT OKAY ALL MY FRIENDS THINK I'M CRAZY AND THEY ARE RIGHT. THIS GAME CHANGED THE CHEMISTRY OF MY BRAIN I LOVE INCEST I LOVE INCEST I LOVE INCEST

        I’m sick of Maelle

          Maelle from Clair Obscur: Expedition 33

          Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Maelle from Clair Obscur: Expedition 33.

          I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Maelle. I try to play Verso. Maelle deals more damage. I try to play Monoco. Maelle deals more damage. I try to play Lune. Maelle deals more damage. I want to play Sciel. Her best team has Maelle. She grabs me by the throat. I farm for her. I cook for her. I give her Brulerum. She isn't satisfied. I give her Barrier Breaker "I don't need this much Power" She tells me. "Give me more field time." She grabs Sciel and forces her to throw herself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with Medalum." I can't beat Golgra, I don't have enough damage. She grabs my team. They die. "Guess this is the end." She grabs her Barrier Breaker. She says "The dance begins." There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure disgust. What a cruel world.

          Bro is utterly flabbergasted, completely bewildered. Bro is straight up unaware

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            Bro is utterly flabbergasted, completely bewildered. Bro is straight up unaware, homie got the "what the fuck did I do" lookin ahh face. Bro looks like his ahh lost connection to the server. My brother in christ got hit with that Men In Black neurolizer type shiii. Bro got that post concussion confusion lookin dude. Bros been smokin that purple shadow realm kush from the netherlands. My guy is exploring other dimensions. This male individual is unaware of his own natural state of being under the current circumstances. My fellow aqcuaintance, which some may refer to as friend, or maybe the hip slang term of "homie", is in a state of uncomfortable confusion blissfully unaware of the mockery in which he is being portrayed by the female aqcuaintence within the foreground of the provided film.

            The fact that still have cultural relevance in the mid 2020s is incontrovertible proof of cultural glaciation and ossification

              The fact that Fortnite, Minecraft, and Roblox still have cultural relevance in the mid 2020s is incontrovertible proof of the cultural glaciation and ossification of recent years and it's only going to get worse from here.