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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


____ is a very bad game mechanic that no one talks about.

    Started as a rant on DoT teams on r/HonkaiStarRail, the post has been used ironically mock other mechanics of the game and player-base. DoT are Damage over Time where some characters have the ability to inflict damage that slowly chips enemy health like poison or burn.

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    The fact that trying to make ____ viable essentially ‘nerfs’ other characters that don’t rely on ____ is the single greatest mistake they have created. Look at PF, what is that? How is this a gacha game when you are required to pull for certain characters to clear content? They are telling us to pull for certain characters to enjoy the game and that’s the most cunning thing they have done. Yet you and so many others fail to see it.
    
    ____ needs a redesign but they cant do it. The best ____ character is already out and it’s only version 2.x of the game.
    
    P.S. Even though this game is so so young compared to other hyverse games, I feel like we are already in ver 4.x. Any harder and no one will start playing anymore.

    DoT is a very bad game mechanic that nobody talks about

    The fact that trying to make DoT viable essentially ‘nerfs’ other characters that don’t rely on DoT is the single greatest mistake they have created. Look at PF, what is that? How is this a gacha game when you are required to pull for certain characters to clear content? They are telling us to pull for certain characters to enjoy the game and that’s the most cunning thing they have done. Yet you and so many others fail to see it.
    
    DoT needs a redesign but they cant do it. The best DoT character is already out and it’s only version 2.x of the game.
    
    P.S. Even though this game is so so young compared to other hyverse games, I feel like we are already in ver 4.x. Any harder and no one will start playing anymore.

    Copypasta is a very bad Reddit mechanic

    Copypasta is a very bad Reddit mechanic that nobody talks about
    
    The fact that trying to make copypasta viable essentially ‘nerfs’ other posts that don’t rely on Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V is the single greatest mistake they have created. Look at r/HonkaiStarRail, what is that? How is this a gacha subreddit when you are required to copy certain posts to get upvotes? They are telling us to copy certain posts to enjoy the subreddit and that’s the most cunning thing they have done. Yet you and so many others fail to see it.
    
    Copypasta needs a redesign but they cant do it. The best copypasta is already out and it’s only year 2 since release.
    
    P.S. Even though this subreddit is so so young compared to other subs, I feel like we are already in year 10. Any funnier and no one will start posting anymore.

    This gave me: Acne, AIDS, Allergies…

      This gave me:
      
      · Acne
      · AIDS
      · Allergies
      · Alice in Wonderland Syndrome (AIWS)
      · Alzheimer's disease
      · Anal abscesses
      · Anal Cancer
      · Anal Itching
      · Anal Tear
      · Anxiety disorders
      · Arthritis
      · Asthma
      · Astigmatism
      · Autism
      · Autoimmune diseases
      · Auto-Brewert syndrome
      · Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD)
      · Autistic spectrum disorder (ASD)
      · Asbestosis
      · Bad breath
      · Bacterial vaginosis
      · Benign prostate hyperplasia (BPH)
      · Bipolar disorder
      · Body odors
      · Bone cancer
      · Bone placement disorder
      · Bowel cancer
      · Bloating
      · Brain cancer
      · Brain damage
      · Brain tumours
      · Bronchitis
      · Breast cancer
      · Candidacies
      · Cataracts
      · Carpel tunnel syndrome
      · Changes in bowel movements
      · Celiac disease
      · Cervical cancer
      · Chest infection
      · Chest pain
      · Chicken pox
      · Chlamydia
      · Chronic fatigue syndrome (CFS)
      · Chronic illness
      · Cold sores
      · Colon cancer
      · Coma
      · Congenital Insensitivity to Pain
      · Conjunctivitis
      · Constipation
      · Common cold
      · COPD
      · Cough
      · Crippling depression
      · Crohn's disease
      · Corona Virus
      · Cystic fibrosis
      · Dehydration
      · Dementia
      · Dementia
      · Dementia
      · Dementia
      · Dementia
      · Dementia
      · Dementia
      · Dementia
      · Dementia
      · Dementia
      · Dementia
      · Dementia
      · Dementia
      · Dementia
      · Dementia
      · Dementia
      · Dementia
      · diabetes
      · diarrhea
      · depression
      · down syndrome
      · Dry mouth
      · Earache
      · eating disorders
      · Ebola
      · eczema
      · endometriosis
      · Epilepsy
      · Erectile dysfunction
      · eye cancer
      · eye disorders
      · Fatigue
      · fibroids
      · fibromyalgia
      · Foreign Accent Syndrome
      · Farting
      · flu
      · food poisoning
      · Fungal nail infection
      · Gallbladder cancer
      · Gallstones
      · genital herpes
      · gonorrhea
      · Gum disease
      · Graves' disease
      · hallucinations
      · Hashimoto's thyroiditis
      · hay fever
      · Hearing loss
      · hepatitis A, B, C, D and E
      · herpes
      · high cholesterol
      · HIV
      · Hodgkin's disease
      · Human Werewolf Syndrome
      · Hutchinson-Gilford Progeria Syndrome
      · HPV
      · hypertension
      · Immediate bowel syndrome
      · Indigestion
      · Ingrown toenail
      · Itching
      · Itchy bottom
      · Joint abnormalities
      · Kidney cancer
      · Kidney infection
      · Kidney stones
      · Leg cramps
      · Liver cancer
      · Liver disease
      · Lung cancer
      · Measles
      · Mesothelioma
      · Mouth cancer
      · Nasal and sinus cancer
      · Nosebleed
      · Obesity
      · Osteoporosis
      · Old man syndrome
      · Pancreatic cancer
      · Panic disorder
      · Parkinson's disease
      · Personality disorder
      · Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
      · Prostate cancer
      · Radiation poisoning
      · Reactive arthritis
      · Restless legs syndrome
      · Walking Corpse Syndrome
      · Shingles
      · Shortness of breath
      · Skin cancer
      · Sore throat
      · Sugar cravings
      · Sunburn
      · Stiff Person Syndrome
      · Stoneman Syndrome
      · Stomach cancer
      · Stroke
      · Sexually transmitted diseases (STD's)
      · toenail fungus
      · Tuberculosis
      · T-posing syndrome
      · Urinary track infection
      · Vomit disorder
      · Whooping cough
      · Yellow fever
      · Yeast Infection 

      Why am I laughing? Apologies, my friend. It’s just that as an INTJ

        Why am I laughing? Apologies, my friend. It’s just that as an INTJ, these illogical actions of yours…well, I find them to be amusing.
        
        What’s that? A free sample of your store’s new crispened potato snacks? Not necessary. I’ve already calculated its flavor in my head. Mmm…perhaps a little more Sodium Chloride next time…

        Opens this shit up and doesn’t even skip a beat.

          Dan Clancy is Twitch CEO

          From one of the comments reacting to a clip of Twitch CEO showing a new feature for Twitch but his feed is all gooner content.

          Opens this shit up and doesn't even skip a beat. What you're witnessing here is an advanced coomer hiding their power level, like a man who doesn't flinch when a crazy person on the train gets in his face. You don't get there overnight. It takes years, decades maybe, of consistent gooning to be able to open that shit up and not make some sort of movement or sound. This is a man who has gooned close to the sun and survived.
          
          "Beware of an old man in a profession where men usually die young"
          

          Baeowyn’s Soup

            Its a response to the “stew scene” in LOTR: Two Towers Extended where Eowyn brings Aragorn a bowl of stew that is clearly terrible.

            Don’t you dare
            
            Don’t you
            
            FUCKING DARE
            
            besmirch Eowyn’s name like that
            
            You know how many cookbooks they have in Edoras? How many culinary classes? They don’t, that’s how many. You learn to cook from your family and guess what, Eowyn doesn’t get to hang around her mom and dad, her duty is to take care of the king, who for god knows how long has been 60 going on 160, totally fucking useless and only takes advice from an escaped convict from Madame Tussaud’s, no one can even be bothered to fix the fucking flag and Eowyn’s job has been to pretend like all of this is a-oh-goddamn-kay all the while training with a sword, and on top of that she’s pretty damn light on good cooking influences - Eomer, the only family she’s got that doesn’t have fucking Saruman‘s hand up their ass is Eomer, who eats a goddamn brick of meat off a knife. You really expect her to learn to make a good vichyssoise from The Meat Marshal? No fuckin way, Eowyn is stressed af and she’ll be damned if you’re gonna give her shit for not being able to Gordon Ramsay on the road with nothing edible but lumps of whatever the hell that was in the soup. Tbh it’s a fucking miracle considering the circumstances that Eowyn managed to conjure soup out of nothing - you’re not gonna give her shit because she didn’t add enough flour to the base, you take it and are fucking grateful.
            
            Aragorn understood this. Did he complain like some shitty suburban parent at an Olive Garden? No he fucking didn’t, because that would be a grade A ~dick move~, and because Eowyn would’ve probably just fucking lost it and killed him on the spot and then we wouldn’t have gotten a third movie, and if Aragorn understands one thing it’s box office ka-ching. He’s not stupid, he wants his $$$ and to not die and to not be a piece of shit.
            
            So you don’t. Talk. Smack. Bout. Baeowyn’s. Soup. 😤

            “We can’t, we don’t know how to do it.”

              Started by a tweet by @JeremyTate41, the tweet has been used ironically on either completely normal or absurd stuff.

              My father-in-law is a builder. It is difficult to get his attention in a magnificent space because he is lost in wonder. We were in a cathedral together years ago and I asked him what it would cost to build it today. I will never forget his answer…
              
              “We can’t, we don’t know how to do it.”