What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little perma-freshie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the blade temple, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Duke Erisia’s manor, and I have over 300 confirmed grips. I am trained in primadon warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire summer company. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on all five Luminants, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over Deepwoken? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Voidwalker spies across the Etrean Luminant and your spawn is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fuckng dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can grip you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with Way of Navae. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Central Authority and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Luminant, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking wiped, kiddo.
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Are you referring to the argentinian president Javier Milei?
Champion Name: Milei, The Libertarian Tempest
Role: Top Lane Fighter / Assassin
Passive - Libertarian Fury: Milei gains increased attack speed and critical strike chance with each government policy he criticizes, stacking up to a maximum. Every stack provides a boost in damage but also increases his vulnerability, reflecting his high-risk, high-reward playstyle.
Q - Chainsaw Strike: Milei swings his signature chainsaw (a nod to his campaign antics), dealing heavy damage to enemies in a line. If he hits an enemy champion, he gains a shield based on a percentage of the damage dealt.
W - Deregulation Dash: Milei dashes to a target location, ignoring minion collision and gaining bonus movement speed. If he passes through an enemy champion, he disrupts their abilities for a short duration, symbolizing his effort to "cut through bureaucracy."
E - Market Reforms: Milei throws out a bundle of policy papers in a cone, dealing damage and marking enemies. Marked enemies take increased damage from Milei’s next basic attack or ability, representing his aggressive push for economic reforms.
R - Economic Overhaul: Milei declares a "Megadecreto," summoning a whirlwind that deals continuous damage in a large area around him. Enemies caught in the whirlwind are slowed and take increased damage over time, symbolizing the sweeping and often controversial nature of his policies.
Taunt: "Prepare to be deregulated!"
Hi @Everyone,
New rule (and I can't believe I have to say this) please don't give birth in the voice channel. It makes people very uncomfortable.
@everyone
hello everyone! new rule has been added (can't believe i have to say this) please don't give birth in vc. it makes people very uncomfortable. i don't want to have this added to the rules as it is very embarrassing for me as a server owner and the rest of the people trying to enjoy the server. this is your final warning
Wearing armor, casting magic, power stancing heavy weapons, using moonveil, using rivers of blood, using bleed weapons, using frost weapons, using any status ailment, using consumeables, leveling up, upgrading weapons, upgrading flasks, drinking flasks IS LITERALLY CHEATING and if you used any of them in your playthrough you should travel to japan and commit suduko in front of Micheal Zakis-san-sama-senpai-kuns front door
From a Taylor Swift fan response towards a Swifty hater on Twitter.
kill yourself you fatass 3xl beluga whale bitch, you oversized cunt whore. Your mom needs to shove a tampon up her bloody vag and leave it in there for a week so she can get toxic shock syndrome and die, worthless bitch, we know her loose ass vag needs the extra heavy and thick tampons anyways be the heavy flow bloody pig got her pussy swollen by birthing your fat head ass. You need to go get swept away by the tide and drown to death or get mauled by piranhas. You disgusting revolting foul vile faced cunt. You look like if Matt smith was mixed with a leprechaun. You need to shove a rod up your dirty stinky poop stained asshole and have it regurgitate out your throat and rip all your organs inside out then you need to be flayed alive. I hope you get bussy lice from that dildo we know you shove up your hole every night fugly twink. Or better yet, let's send you to Dubai to stone you for being a fuggot. You need to be exterminated from society. Make a voodoo doll of yourself and cross stitch it so you can die painfully. We would get more value decomposing you back into our soil than let you waste our air. I hope some tribe people use you for a sacrificial ritual and eat your heart alive and then decapitate your head and mount it on a spike on your loose vag whOre sivt mom's front porch so see can die of grief and burn in hell with her pedo son. I hope maggots eat your dick and balls and then they tear plant eggs inside you which hatch and eat your intestines alive. I hope a bear shows up to your house and claws you to death, cunt. You smell like wet ear wax and pennies so clean yourself with bleach you foul scented white twink
