sometimes i imagine a perfect Fr*nch creature, he always pops up. Eloquent, athletic, sexy, mega famous, massive cock, rich af, well mannered, lots of stories and a life to tell. Chaddest of all the Chad
I own a fleet carrier for system defense because that's what the Sirius corporation intended. Four pirates drop out of supercruise. “What the Jaques Station?” I grab my fleet of system authority vessels and capital hardpoints, shoot beams that turn the first man into Thargoid cheese. He's dead on the spot. System authorities try to ram the second pilot but miss entirely because they're all Harmless and they hit a docking Type 9 instead. The AFK Cutter who was docked launches and targets the 2nd guy with missiles. “Tally ho lads!” he says. The missiles break the 3rd scallywag's canopy and send him running. The fleet of system authority Eagles charge the last terrified rapscallion, shoot pulse lasers at him and leave his thrusters at 0% because that's what the Sirius corporation intended!
Down 2-0 to the most notorious flopper in the league.
Ant ass and can't hit shit outside the three point line, Randle is a fucking ghost in the 3rd and got benched in the 4th, Mcdaniels has the temper of a fucking baby and pushed shai for a free flagrant (and we wonder how he gets so many calls Imfa00000000000000). Gobert is a fucking cold and gets out rebounded by LuFreuntz Dort and Alex Caruso, and we have Finch over here with a nice small ball lineup after Gobert is out for Chet to fucking *** all over with his tall lanky ass. Jesus Fucking Christ. Fuck this Fucking Team. I was giddy like a cheerleader about to get a train ran on her by the local football team when they started a run to get back into the game, but they just had to miss every single fucking shot as soon as I got a little bit of fucking hope. Trade Ant, trade Rudy, trade Jaden, Send Randle to China, Trade NAW, Send Naz to China, Trade Dante, Trade Mike, and explode ALL (yes, ALL) of the coaching staff. Matter of fact, fuck it. Explode YOU (Yes, YOU reading this post right now, I am talking to YOU the reader) AND ME off the face of this earth for supporting this fuck ass fake ass team. Steph
should've bounced this fuck ass fuck ass team in the semis but the basketball gods gave him a hamstring injury just so they could watch us get anally ***** by Shai Gilgeous Alexander. I'm done. Fuck this team. Fuck me. Hard.
Zywoo is not the goat. All he does is put his crosshair on people's heads and click. He does not flame his teammates and he never gets angry. Does he even care about the game?
S1mple on the other hand - no debate - the absolute goat of CS. The way he shakes his mouse every time he takes a shot - the way he flicks, the way the recoil seems to follow him IRL when shooting. Clearly established a deeper connection with the game than Zywho.
S1mple is not afraid of trash talking his teammates when they play like shit. S1mple doesn't want to play with bots. S1mple left the team when he saw some no names like jLoser, AleksiBOT, and that other random guy on the transfer list. He is superior to the game, and he chooses when he wants to play it. What a goat. Truly number 1 in the world.
Its the ‘Real Emo‘ copypasta but changed to Phonk music.
"Real Phonk" only consists of the Memphis Revival scene and the 2010's Phonk scene. What is known by "Brazilian Phonk" or "Drift Phonk" is nothing but shitty EDM with questionable real phonk influence. When people try to argue that artists like LXNGVX are not real phonk, while saying that Kordhell is, I can't help not to cringe because he is just as fake phonk as LXNGVX (plus the pretentiousness). Real phonk sounds DARK, SATANIC and somewhat HATEFUL. Fake phonk is weak, cheesy and a failed attempt to direct distortion and groove into dark music. Some examples of REAL PHONK are Devilish Trio, SpaceGhostPurrp, Lil Ugly Mane and DJ Smokey. Some examples of FAKE PHONK are Kordhell, Dyan Dxddy and whatever other bullshit you find on Spotify playlists. PHONK BELONGS TO MEMPHIS RAP. NOT TO EDM, BRAZILIAN FUNK OR ANY OTHER MAINSTREAM GENRE.