Created by u/ilovezezima, its a circlejerk response of the elitist attitude on how great Ironman mode is for OSRS.
Let me explain it to you simply: Because mainscape is boring as shit, as it is an excel spreadsheet simulator. People don't sign up to play an iron to jerk their dicks over how self sufficient they are, for many, it's the only enjoyable mode. A lot of us see ironman as the main mode. In fact, let's call ironman the main game mode and non-irons baby moders. Look at the boss KC spread of an iron and a main, and then tell me who do you think plays the game "correctly".
Started from Twitter, its an inside joke within Hip-hop where people like to diss Drake on how he likes to paint himself as some sort of underworld boss from where he’s from.
It’s funny how people outside Canada are like oh let’s check out the Drake album, pretty good, love the memes etc, when we will never know how many people he’s killed, how many lives he’s destroyed with his iron grip on Toronto’s underworld, how many people he’s silenced.
People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic, goon employing thug, that Tupac and Biggie were thought to be. If the ominous drill beat didn't spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, "He running around like he pac", that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that look like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There's so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This ninja Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we're looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.
Its an Old School RuneScape (OSRS) copypasta that originated from a response by Jagex Moderator (Jmod) on Reddit. The Jmod was responding to a bait post of the stats of an obvious botting account.
It became an instant meme because it showed the extent of bot problem and how OP had took every step to reporting the problem and had to resort to making a “flex” bait post on Reddit just to get that particular bot banned.
Whilst I commend your ability to kill Vorkath, posting on Reddit about your account doesn't grant it any legitimacy from selling your spoils to the Black Market (that goes for the 481m you sold today, too).
Whilst I commend your ability to take action, I must admit that this is the account I sent a tip on October 5th to Jagex's tipoff email, further inquired about said email on twitter around a week ago and now posted the exact same thing on reddit. It isn't really my account.
Your turn.
These copypastas were spammed on Tarkov’s Discord server after the introduction of the “Unheard Edition” of the game which contained many Pay to Win mechanics.
Since 2016, players have supported the developers…
Since 2016, players have supported the developers by purchasing the highest edition of the game. For 8 years, we've been recommending this game to friends, bringing more and more players into the community. And what was the developers' response? They've blown us off, refuse to comment, and only encourage those who have lost all respect for themselves and continue to pour money in. I personally had high hopes for Tarkov. In my eyes, it was a high-quality and most ambitious product on the entire market. This is unacceptable. This is selfish. This is disrespectful. You've disgraced yourselves completely. You've lost loyal players, you've betrayed the idea. It's disgusting. To everyone who feels the same way - don't be silent. Spam, make memes, spread the word wherever it's relevant. This cannot be tolerated.
BSG, you have failed this community
BSG, you have failed this community. Since 2016, players have supported the developers by purchasing the highest edition of the game. For 8 years, we've been recommending this game to friends, bringing more and more players into the community. And what was the developers' response? They've blown us off, refuse to comment, and only encourage those who have lost all respect for themselves and continue to pour money in. I personally had high hopes for Tarkov. In my eyes, it was a high-quality and most ambitious product on the entire market. This is unacceptable. This is selfish. This is disrespectful. You've disgraced yourselves completely. You've lost loyal players, you've betrayed the idea. It's disgusting. To everyone who feels the same way - don't be silent. Spam, make memes, spread the word wherever it's relevant. This cannot be tolerated.
"EOD players will receive all future DLC at no extra cost"
Free Gamma 六四天安門事件 The EFT Chat protests of 2024
动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Gamma 六四天安門事件 The EFT Chat protests of 2024 天安門大屠殺 BSG greed 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-PTW Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Playerbase Playstyle Revolution 人權 Crabbing 民運 Audio Pop 自由 Edge of Darkness 獨立 Distress Signal 多黨制 Update Time 台灣 臺灣 Grayzone Warfare中華民國 Tarkov Killers 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Unheard Edition 達賴喇嘛 Pay to Win 法輪功 BSG Silence 新疆維吾爾自治區动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Gamma 六四天安門事件 The EFT Chat protests of 2024 天安門大屠殺 BSG greed 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-PTW Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Playerbase Playstyle Revolution 人權 Crabbing 民運 Audio Pop 自由 Edge of Darkness 獨立 Distress Signal 多黨制 Update Time 台灣 臺灣 Grayzone Warfare中華民國 Tarkov Killers 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Unheard Edition 達賴喇嘛 Pay to Win 法輪功 BSG Silence 新疆維吾爾自治區
COMPLAINING AS A GERMAN CITIZEN
Sehr geehrte Damen und Herren,
am XX.XX.20XX habe ich die Limited Edition „Edge of Darkness“ des Computerspiels „Escape from Tarkov“ von "Battlestate Games Limited" (Firmensitz: Großbritannien) für knapp 150 Euro erworben. Auf der Website des Entwicklers wurde - als die Edition noch käuflich zu erwerben war - damit geworben, dass alle zukünftigen DLCs ("Downloadable Content“, herunterladbare Inhalte) für das Spiel mit Besitz der oben genannten Edition auch in Zukunft kostenlos erhältlich sein würden. Die limitierte Edition wurde am 07.01.2024 nach vorheriger Ankündigung aus dem Online-Store entfernt.
Am 25.04.2024, wurde bekannt gegeben, dass eine weitere Edition des Spiels, die „Unheard Edition“, auf der Website des Entwicklers (www.escapefromtarkov.com) zum Neupreis für 250 Euro vor Steuern angeboten wird; ein "Upgrade" der Limited Edition „Edge of Darkness“ auf die „Unheard Edition“ ist für 95 Euro erhältlich. Diese neue Edition enthält einen neuen Spielemodus, der weitläufiger Meinung nach eindeutig unter die Definition eines DLCs fällt; folglich sollte dieser Inhalt allen Käufern der limitierten Edition "Edge of Darkness" kostenlos zugänglich sein.
Vom Entwickler wird dieser Spielmodus allerdings als "unique feature" der neueren Edition bezeichnet, womit von Seiten des Entwicklers die Deklaration als DLC umgangen wird; der Entwickler stellt diesen Modus aufgrund seiner eigenen Deklarierung als "unique feature" nur den Käufern der neuen Edition zur Verfügung und hat dieses Verständnis auch bereits über seine öffentlichen Kommunikationskanäle zwischenzeitlich erneut bekräftigt. Gleichzeitig wurden im Zuge der öffentlichen Kritik (beispielsweise im Forum des Entwicklers oder auf Twitter, auch bereits in der Presse*) nach Bekanntgabe der neuen Edition inhaltliche Angaben zu der Limited Edition „Edge of Darkness“ auf der Webseite des Entwicklers abgeändert. Mittlerweile hat der Entwickler erneut Stellung bezogen und angekündigt, den Spielemodus "sobald technisch möglich" zumindest für 6 Monate kostenlos zur Verfügung zu stellen; nach diesen 6 Monaten müsste man jedoch erneut zahlen, für Zugriff auf einen versprochenen Inhalt, für den man bereits gezahlt hat.
In diesem Verhalten sehe ich einen möglichen Verstoß gegen das europäische Verbraucherrecht, da meiner Meinung nach versprochene und nun auch veröffentlichte Inhalte, für die man bereits bezahlt hat, nur nach überteuerter Zahlung zeitlich unbegrenzt zugänglich machen möchte; ich empfinde diese Geschäftspraxis als unlauter.
Ich bitte Sie hiermit, dieses Verhalten zu überprüfen. Was kann man als deutscher oder europäischer Kunde in diesem Fall tun? Für Rückfragen stehe ich gerne zur Verfügung. Ich bedanke Ihnen mich im Voraus für Ihre Bemühungen.
Mit besten Grüßen,
Vorname Nachname
Players who continuously spam these copypastas are likely to get timeout or ban in their Discord servers. You have been warned!
yes, the Snydercut of "Rebel Moon: The Empire of a Thousand Planets" will singlehandedly take home every Oscar and Saturn Award in the next century. In fact, it will be so good that nobody will ever mention the restored cut of "Metropolis" or the director's cut of "Blade Runner" ever again. Martin Scorsese will have to wipe most of the inferior scifi movies from his National Film Registry to make room for Rebel Moon, which will be so historically and culturally significant that everything that came before pales in comparison. Penis Villeneuve then announces his shameful retirement when "Dun3" loses a billion dollars while "Rebel Moon" beats "Gone With the Wind" ($100 trillions, adjusted for inflation) at the box office. James Cameron declares Zack the true master of Scifi Cinema and auctions his "Avatar 6" script to fund Zack's ambitious "Rebel Star" project. Of course, Zack, with his integrety, will turn down the offer and instead pay for Cameron's own "Terminator vs Aliens" film's production budget, with only 0.02% of Rebel Moon's massive profit. Zack then buys back the "Star Wars" franchise from Disney and gives it back to George Lucas, who thanks him and adopts Zack as his grandson. This begins the era of the "Rebel Wars" saga, which future historians consider the film series that saved humanity from extinction. On Zack Snyder's coronation day, Sir Christopher Nolan remarks that Zack is righteously the true mordern Arthurian Legend of film history, and reveals that the bulk beings in "Interstellar" are what humans became after following the philosophy of Zack Snyder's Rebel Moon (the two films take place in the same universe). Stevie Spielsberg notes that Zack's filmography has saved more lives than Oskar Schindler and Indiana Jones combined. Quentin Tarantino, now 69, ponders on whether his last film will ever be as good as the opening credits of "Rebel Moon". David Lynch gives up digital videos after being inspired by Zack the Blueprint Snyder, and returns to analog IMAX film, the only material on Earth that could capture and withstand the pure attention to details of Zack's Rebel Moon. Every pixel on a digital camera would explode due to the sheer depth of each frame. (Every frame of his is a surreal painting).
