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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.



It has come to our attention that you have, on multiple occasions and in public forums, expressed enjoyment—nay, admiration—for Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    To Whom It May Concern,
    
    It has come to our attention that you have, on multiple occasions and in public forums, expressed enjoyment—nay, admiration—for Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker. This behavior is not only concerning but also in direct violation of the unspoken agreement among Star Wars fans that certain standards must be upheld.
    
    By continuing to like this film, you are willfully disregarding plot coherence, character development, and basic cinematic decency. Accordingly, we are preparing to file a Class-Action Lawsuit on behalf of fans everywhere who suffered emotional damage from the return of Palpatine “somehow.”
    
    You have 7 days to retract your statements, burn your Blu-ray copy, and issue a public apology for your crimes against film. Failure to comply may result in further legal action, including but not limited to being forced to watch The Holiday Special on loop.
    
    Sincerely,
    X

    This is some of the most disrespectful shit I seen. We are literally heartbroken and you use it for impressions?

      OpTic Scump's "This is some of the most disrespectful shit"

      It came from OpTic Scump’s reply to a tweet by Minnesota RØKKR of their facecams after they lost with the caption “We are witnessing a breakdown #BrickByBrick”. The entire thing become a meme within the COD Competitive community and its often referenced every now and then.

      This is some of the most disrespectful shit I seen. We are literally heartbroken and you use it for impressions? Post the clutch, post your celebration, but kicking us like this? Your team was literally banking on us to get first seed last week. So unbelievably classless. 

      Trump is trying to crash the stock market at least 20%, causing a flight into treasuries…

        Its a copypasta spread by Trump supporters to justify the tariffs he’s imposed that caused the market crash.

        Trump is trying to crash the stock market at least 20%, causing a flight into treasuries, this will cause the fed to slash interest rates so he can refinance the debt to near 0% and cause a deflationary spiral which will lower the cost of everything.
        
        He also intends to use tariffs as an incentive for companies to build in the US to avoid having to pay them. The Tariffs and the resulting global trade war will also force American Farmers to sell more of their goods in the US (due to retaliatory trade measures by other countries) which will directly lower the price of groceries in the US.
        
        More than 94% of all stock is owned by just 8% of the US population. Trump is literally taking money from the rich and giving it to the poor.
        
        This is why Trump is playing a game of Hokey Pokey with Tariffs. One day he has 25% Tariffs on Mexico and the next he doesn't. This is to cause extreme volatility in the markets and a desperate need and demand to flee towards treasury bonds which are much more stable but offer much lower potential return.
        
        This is also why eggs are cheaper now than they were under Joe Biden.
        Just a reminder that Trump is trying to crash the stock market at least 20%, causing a flight into treasuries, this will cause the fed to slash interest rates so he can refinance the debt to near 0% and cause a deflationary spiral which will lower the cost of everything. He also intends to use tariffs as an incentive for companies to build in the US to avoid having to pay them. The Tariffs and the resulting global trade war will also force American Farmers to sell more of their goods in the US (due to retaliatory trade measures by other countries) which will directly lower the price of groceries in the US. More than 94% of all stock is owned by just 8% of the US population. Trump is literally taking money from the rich and giving it to the poor. This is why Trump is playing a game of Hokey Pokey with Tariffs. One day he has 25% Tariffs on Mexico and the next he doesn't. This is to cause extreme volatility in the markets and a desperate need and demand to flee towards treasury bonds which are much more stable but offer much lower potential return. This is also why eggs are cheaper now than they were under Joe Biden. 

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        Trump is trying to crash the stock market at least 20%, causing a flight into treasuries, this will cause the fed to slash interest rates so he can refinance the debt to near 0% and cause a deflationary spiral which will lower the cost of everything.
        
        He also intends to use tariffs as an incentive for companies to build in the US to avoid having to pay the tariffs. The Tariffs and the resulting global trade war will also force American Farmers to sell more of their goods in the US (due to retaliatory trade measures by other countries) which will directly lower the price of groceries in the US by making it unprofitable for farmers to export, more supply in the states while demand remains static or near static for the same daily staples such as bacon, eggs, beef, pork, rice, beans, etc. the prices will drop - This is also why eggs are cheaper now than they were under Joe Biden.
        
        More than 94% of all stock is owned by just 8% of the US population - Trump is literally taking money from the rich and giving it to the poor.
        
        This is why Trump is playing a game of Hokey Pokey with Tariffs. One day he has 25% Tariffs on Mexico and the next he doesn't. This is to cause extreme volatility in the markets and a desperate need and demand to flee towards treasury bonds which are much more stable but offer much lower potential return.

        pp 系統太糟糕了,根本沒有什麼令人印象深刻的,這只是振動,需要 0 技能

          AKA the pp system copypasta, its a copypasta that osu! players spam in the comments section criticizing the new performance points (pp) system.

          pp 系統太糟糕了,根本沒有什麼令人印象深刻的,這只是振動,需要 0 技能,實際上只需按住一個鍵然後像個白痴一樣搖手,哈哈,這怎麼是 1900pp? ? ?同時,我將技術地圖與 800 個滑桿和 200bpm 瞄準爆發完整組合併獲得 200pp? ?這款遊戲獎勵的是無腦混搭而不是實際技能,真是個笑話。
          The pp system is terrible, nothing impressive at all, it's just vibrations and requires 0 skill to literally just hold down a button and shake your hands like an idiot, haha ​​how is that 1900pp??? Meanwhile I combined the tech map with 800 sliders and 200bpm aim burst full combo and got 200pp??? This game rewards mindless mashing instead of actual skill, what a joke.

          Navy Seal copypasta but Jimbo from Balatro

            Its the Navy Seal copypasta but changed to Jimbo the talking Joker that introduces Balatro and narrates the tutorial.

            What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you wee jonkler? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Balatro University, and I've been involved in numerous secret runs on the gold stakes, and I have over 300 confirmed wins. I am trained in discard strategy and I'm the top straight player in the entire English localisation. You are nothing to me but just another joker. I will hanged man you the fuck out of my deck with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth card, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me at the game over screen? Think again, jerker. As we speak I am assembling my secret circus of +mult across the shop and your chips are being scored right now so you better prepare for the flames, fool. The flames that wipes out the pathetic wee thing you call your blind. You're fucking scored, jim. I can get any hand, anytime, and I can score you with over e700 chips, and that's just with my high card. Not only am I extensively trained in high card builds, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Red Seal Steel Kings and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable small blind off the face of the poker table, you wee jurkner. If only you could have known what unholy immolation your wee """"clever"""" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have shut your fucking The Mouth. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're getting debuffed, you goddamn buffoon. I will shit my spare trouser all over and they will drown in it. You're fucking scored, jimbo. 
            They should add a seal called the navy seal. I think that it would be a great addition since seals are already very rare and fun to play around that adding more world be really cool. It would totally mix up gameplay in a way that would be super balanced and I think many people would love it. Also the navy “seal” should be colored navy of course since I mean that’s the color of the navy. As for the abilities (pretty funny that I rambled this long without talking about those) it should call the navy seals to your house and have them break down your door and kill your pets. I feel like this would add that fourth wall immersion to the game that it was really missing before. If you like that then maybe we should also add something like the swat seal that swats your house and you get killed. I think that would be really cool.