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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


If you own a gun over a year without negligent discharging at least once, you aren’t handling it enough.

    Started as a comment on Reddit, its part of a series of negligent discharge (NDs) copypasta from gun owners themselves.

    PROTIP: if you own a gun over a year without negligent discharging at least once, you aren’t handling it enough. NDs are a natural part of handling weapons, just like tweaking your back is part of weightlifting and car accidents are part of driving. I ND several times a year because I actually HANDLE and know how to USE my weapons. It makes me a better firearms handler and marksman, and it’s a small part of the price you pay in the sheepdog lifestyle Simple fact is, the “safety mentality” will build mental blocks in your head that will get you killed. You need to be comfortable putting your finger on the trigger and pointing the gun wherever you want no matter the time, place, or status of the weapon. Taking time to check whether the gun is loaded whenever you pick one up will serve to make you hesitate in a personal defense scenario. You fucking safety idiots are going to get people killed all because of this fucking “ND” shaming. Guns are inherently dangerous, you need to accept it. 

    Overall you shouldn’t feel too bad about NDs

      Started around 2021, its a parody of gun owners response towards negligent discharge of firearms particularly themselves. Its often use as a joke to poke fun of the debate or dangers of gun ownership.

      Don't feel bad, they've happened to me a few times
      
      >At friends apartment at college. Just bought my first pistol from a gun show (I was 18)
      >Drinking with friends
      >Show them my new Jericho
      >Try to manually decock
      >Thumb slips on hammer, ND into celling
      >Upstairs neighbors too high and drunk (underage and illegal drugs) to call the police.
      
      Second time
      >At range
      >Showing friend pistol
      >Think gun is unloaded
      >Point at ground show him how to wrack and pull the trigger.
      >Forgot loaded mag in
      >Shoot between his feet
      
      Third time
      >At parents house.
      >Just bought a sig from a guy
      >Get home
      >Try swapping slides with another sig I had
      >Forgot the other sig slide was chambered.
      >Pull trigger
      >Shoot parents wall
      
      Fourth time
      >At my new house
      >Playing with a friend’s 5.56 AK
      >Release bolt
      Slam fires round into ground
      
      Fith time
      >Showing a friend how to use it
      >No idea how but a round got chambered
      >Show him how the trigger works,
      >Pull trigger
      >Shoots round into floor in the same place as before
      
      Sixth time
      >Thought maybe the house was haunted
      >Grab a sig
      >Physically clear it, (racked the slide 3 times) with no magazine in
      > pull trigger at the same hole
      >Round goes off
      
      Seventh time
      >Friend brings over a used Glock wants me to look over it
      >I grab it and pull the trigger without clearing it
      >Didn’t even realize the thing was loaded.
      
      Eighth time
      >Friend brings over his transferable Mac 10
      >I had no idea how open bolt guns worked.
      >He’s showing it off to me
      >I put a loaded mag it and decided to try and release the bolt (I thought it shot from a closed bolt)
      >Pulled the trigger for some reason
      >Shot 3 rounds into my wall
      
      Overall you shouldn’t feel too bad about NDs. It’s part of owning guns, and you should get used to them.
      They've happened a few times
      
      At friends apartment at college. Just bought my first pistol from a gun show (I was 18) Drinking with friends Show them my new Jericho Try to manually decock Thumb slips on hammer, ND into celling Upstairs neighbors too high and drunk (underage and illegal drugs) to call the police.
      
      Second time
      
      At range Showing friend pistol Think gun is unloaded Point at ground show him how to wrack and pull the trigger. Forgot loaded mag in Shoot between his feet
      
      Third time
      
      At parents house. Just bought a sig from a guy Get home Try swapping slides with another sig I had Forgot the other sig slide was chambered. Pull trigger Shoot parents wall
      
      Fourth time
      
      At my new house Playing with a friend's 5.56 AK Release bolt Slam fires round into ground
      
      Fith time
      
      Showing a friend how to use it No idea how but a round got chambered Show him how the trigger works, Pull trigger Shoots round into floor in the same place as before
      
      Sixth time
      
      Thought maybe the house was haunted Grab a sig Physically clear it, (racked the slide 3 times) with no magazine in pull trigger at the same hole Round goes off
      
      Seventh time
      
      Friend brings over a used Glock wants me to look over it I grab it and pull the trigger without clearing it Didn't even realize the thing was loaded.
      
      Eighth time
      
      Friend brings over his transferable Mac 10 I had no idea how open bolt guns worked. He's showing it off to me I put a loaded mag it and decided to try and release the bolt (I thought it shot from a closed bolt) Pulled the trigger for some reason Shot 3 rounds into my wall
      
      Overall you shouldn't feel too bad about NDs. It's part of owning guns, and you should get used to them. 

      Darktide: I love the kind of difficulty that will actually just kill me

        Warhammer 40K: Darktide first copypasta

        Created by u/KneeDeepInTheMud, its the Warhammer 40K: Darktide version of the “I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me” meme.

        I love the kind of difficulty that will actually just kill me. You know, when I left work today I was thinking "Damn, I really hope some Scab Gunner paints my brains all over some fucking hallway." And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talkin' full on, Volley-gun-Trapper-Net-Flamer-Crusher-Overhead level carnage. And I want it to scare the shit outta me. I mean I hope I "Perils of the Warp" myself. I hope I "Perils of the Warp" myself and Auric Maelstrom calls me it's little "peepee pisspiss boy." I want it to fuck me up. I mean I want it to make me it's poxxer. It's little peepee-piss-myself-poxxer. I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like... weirdly embarrassing. Unsanitary, too. Beloved and I should be entirely different people, by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean, l'm a real Freak. I'm not normal. Auric Maelstrom... Please... You have to crush me. 

        Hilarious post, mate!😂😂 got a good laugh out of me!

          It started off as a Facebook comment that became a meme. The slang and context would be changed based on whichever country they are on.

          UK

          Hilarious post, mate!😂😂 got a good laugh out of me! Even made the wife chuckle! You could even call it skibidi as the kids say these days! Cheers from the UK.🇬🇧 💪😁 

          Australia

          Absolutely crackin' post mate 😂😂 got a long cackle out of me! Even made my Billabong chuckle! You could even call it skibidi as them anklebiters say these days! Cheers from AUSTRALIA 🇦🇺🇦🇺🦘🪃💪😁 
          This was such an........... absolutely crackin' post mate 😂😂 got a long cackle out of me! Even made my Billabong chuckle! You could even call it skibidi as them anklebiters say these days! Cheers from AUSTRALIA 🇦🇺🇦🇺🦘🪃💪😁 

          Canada

          Absolutely fuckin’ great post, bud! Got a good laugh outta me, eh! Even made my house hippo giggle! You could even say “Skibidi” as the kiddos would say, eh? Greetings from Canada, by the way! 

          Russia

          Nice post comrade. Got a laugh out of me. Even made my wife spit out her vodka a little. You could even call it skibidi as the little ones say these days. Cheers from ze motherland. 

          Not funny I didn’t laugh

            Not funny didn't laugh copypasta
            Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth
            Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you.

            This joke is NOT funny

            This joke is NOT funny.
            
            It does not make me laugh. It does not entertain me in any way. I have heard many jokes in my lifetime, and some have been amusing, some have been clever, and some have been completely unremarkable. This one falls into the latter category. It does not spark joy, nor does it elicit even the faintest smirk. I sit here, stone-faced, unmoved, unaffected. The words pass through my mind, and yet they leave no impact.
            
            There are many reasons why humor might fall flat. Perhaps the delivery is too dry, or perhaps it is too forced. Perhaps it relies on a tired, overused trope that has long lost its comedic value. Perhaps it is structured poorly, lacking the necessary timing and precision that make a joke successful. Or perhaps it simply fails to align with the listener’s personal sense of humor. Whatever the case may be, this attempt does not succeed in its purpose. It does not amuse. It does not entertain. It merely exists, taking up space in the vast landscape of human expression, yet contributing nothing meaningful.
            
            A well-crafted joke should be clever. It should have wit. It should have charm. It should surprise the listener in a way that elicits laughter or at least a moment of appreciation for its construction. This, however, does none of these things. It is neither clever nor witty. It does not charm. It does not surprise. It is simply there, occupying a place in time and space, but without any real significance.
            
            Sitting here, reflecting on this failed attempt at humor, there is no trace of amusement to be found. No hint of joy. It is devoid of substance. It is hollow. It is empty. It holds no power, no ability to provoke laughter, no ability to make anyone feel anything at all. It is merely a sequence of words strung together, lifeless and unremarkable.
            
            And so, with absolute certainty and conviction, it can be stated: this does not bring joy. It does not serve its intended purpose. It is, in the truest sense of the word, ineffective. And that, in itself, is perhaps the greatest irony of all.

            Listen here fucker. I have been jerking off exclusively to size content since I was 11

              Galactus or Galacta copypasta

              It came from a 4chan reply where the Original Poster (OP) was responding to someone asking him why he was never been this horny for Galactus before. The thread was initially about buffs and nerfs for a new season of Marvel Rivals and can be found here with an image of the meme here.

              Listen here fucker.
              I have been jerking off exclusively to size content since I was 11. Twice a day, every day, for the past 16 years, I have scoured the internet for every single piece of Giantess, Shrinking, Macrophilia, every fetish and subfetish contained within. All of it.
              There was a point up until the pandemic in 2020 when I literally had seen and read every single piece of content concerning big women.
              Don't you fucking sit there and tell me "you've never been this horny for Galactus" before you piece of shit. Her name is GALACTA, and YES, I have known about her. I have always known about her. She was my most niche waifu, my prized possession. There were EXACTLY SIX PIECES OF FANART dedicated to this character prior to 2024.
              Now she is a global phenomenon. I could not be more proud or happy. However I will fucking kill you if you try and tell me I'm some Johnny-cum-lately who just hopped on the band wagon.
              Marvel Rival Galacta copypasta