The "😭" again? Holy shit, it's like you scraped the absolute bottom of the cock sucking leech-infested dumpster of internet humor and proudly presented this festering, maggot-filled pile of putrid shit as if it were some kind of masterpiece. You lazy, unoriginal, dick-chewing waste of oxygen-spamming that crusty, overused emoji isn't fucking funny.
It's the digital equivalent of shoving your head so far up your own ass you can taste the undigested shit of your own failed attempts at humor. Every time you use that pathetic excuse for expression, I want to vomit, shit myself, and then shove that shit back in your mouth so you can fucking choke on it. You miserable cum-drenched turd, you think plastering "😭" everywhere makes you relatable? No, it makes. you the comedic equivalent of syphilis: contagious, irritating, and a something everyone wants to fucking eradicate. I hope your phone explodes the next time your greasy, unwashed fingers touch that emoji. Fuck you, youra shitty humor, and the festering hellhole that spawned your dumb ass. Go crawl back into whatever shit-stained corner of the internet you oozed out of and rot there, you worthless, brain-rotted fuck.
Look, if you want me to believe any of these new drugs work, dont show me the microscope image. Show me the picture of some middle age dude on full NW7 at the end of his rope on suicide watch, and then the after with the same MFer at NW0 with a smile from ear to ear. Only then, i will believe, put that drug on overnight shipping, and mainline that bitch directly on my cock vein. Until then 😴
H for “hello, this is the president of the US, I launched a tactical nuke to your location. I accidentally fell asleep and my head fell onto the comically big red button that launches all the US nukes (the movies told the truth, before you die, you must know that I do in fact have a comically large nuke firing button, it’s located right next to the one that sends Bob from accounting on a coffee run). It was originally aimed at Russia but while trying to cancel it I accidentally relocated the targeting system to your city (dang new age tech). Anyways, be safe and have a great rest of your day (the next 47 minutes)!”
I don’t get it, I’ve played video games my whole life. Its my main hobby. I dont really watch TV or Movies. I spend easily 1-3 hours everyday playing video games, for years of my life. They say it takes 10,000 hours to master something, so I should be a master at video games and I will never ever be close to this level.
I genuinely don’t know how the human brain can see, recognize, react, aim, move, shoot all within 0.2 seconds. Whereas my brain is on dial up speed and needs to download the information im seeing, then conduct a meeting upstairs on how to proceed. Then a conflict on decision happens so a voting needs to take place. Then when the unanimous decision is voted on, the message gets sent to my team of hands that have poor communication skills so one aims and then when its time to pull the trigger there’s a delay almost like my trigger finger is a sleeper agent for the enemy and I miss my shot and die.
You can ban us, mark this shit as nsfw, and even post your ugly mug on the homepage of this sub, but you’re one unemployed fatass fighting against an army of mentally retarded, homosexual psychopaths who would and could rape you if they had the chance. This isn’t a warning. It’s a promise.
Created by u/spiderproductionzone, its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to playing Infinity Nikki on mobile phones.
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of playing Infinity Nikki with mobile graphics. I try to take a photo in Flutter Storm. My dress has no texture. I try to take a photo with Tan Youyou. His clothes have no texture. I want to take a photo of the flowers. They don't render. Nikki grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I catch worms for her. I follow a guide to play the game on my laptop. It was the mobile version, and the interface lacked responsiveness. I set my phone graphics to max, and it overheats. "I don't need this much of your phone's processor" she tells me. "You just need a better device. I can take better photos on a proper gaming PC." I can't buy a gaming pc, I don't have enough blings. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." My frame rate drops to 0. There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure, no icd stuttering.
What a cruel world.
