By u/vigeroy, its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Wanderer crest in Silksong.
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Wanderer. I try to play Reaper. My Wanderer deals more damage. I try to play Shaman. My Wanderer deals more damage. I try to play Architect. My Wanderer deals more damage. I want to pogo. The best setup has Wanderer. I want to beat bosses and mobs. Both want Wanderer.
It grabs me by the throat. I kill for it. I parkour for it. I give it Longclaw. It isn't satisfied. I got it the Pinbadge. "I don't need to Needlestrike" It tells me. "Give me more attack speed." It grabs Flea Brew and forces me to throw myself onto enemies. "You just need to sharpen the needle more. I can deal more damage with more pale oil.”
I can't get more pale oil, I don't have enough ingredients. It grabs my rosaries strings. The pinmaster declines. "Guess this is the end." It grabs Cogfly. It says "Cogfly, get them." There is no hint of sadness in its eyes. Nothing but pure, boss-melting dps output. What a cruel world.
Its the LowTierGod “You should kill yourself” copypasta but changed into Cyberpunk 2077 lingo.
You are a worthless dorph ass gonk. Your chrome literally is as valuable as rusted scrap. I’m just gonna slime you, and you’re gonna keep coming back, imma put up ICE, you’re gonna keep coming back. Why? Cause you’re smelling the eddies. You worthless gonk ass leadhead.
You gonna stay in my edgezone until you die. You have no place in this city. Your place in this city is to be in my edgezone, being my joytoy daily. Your purpose in life is to be live on the net, used as my joytoy daily.
You have no street cred, you are fodder to fixers like me. You should zero yourself, NOW. And give somebody else a piece of your chrome, and be an organ donor, so someone else can breathe in this grey smog trashheap. Cause what are you here for? To klep my aura? Flatline yourself. I mean that, with a 100%, with a 1000%.
15yo of FPS, was CSGO GE, Valorant Immortal x2, OW1 Top200, Apex Master, R6 High Plat. I don't grind anymore. won't waste energy on clueless players, so I throw if I see a dogshit one.
Oh finally someone who gets it! God years of pushing sex to the limit and people just don’t get that to get those desperate orgasms, like your millionth and a half, you really gotta scrape against the vacuum of your own humanity, it requires cerebral stimulation from deep seated trauma the kind that only comes from facing the idea of your own destruction, on the cusp of light - that edge — the TRUE EDGE — to be like that state of nirvana that exists at the bottom of the depths of the ocean, between creation and death - the maximum heat of the vents of deep volcanic reactions meeting the foam of the sea for a breif moment of existence as the bacteria that lives on the moment of infinity between maximum pressure and instant death - thats where the truest orgasmic bliss comes from, and its quite impossible to get there without your face on a toilet, a foot on your face, red marks, and a Dom named Brutus who’s too busy flexing his muscles and berating you with the worst names sound has to offer for that one moment of pure fleeting bliss —grhrhmnmm
And thats how you get off.
God it was so nice to talk with someone else who understands the game, have a great day
Its a troll Steam message sent to other player profile as a joke.
-rep basement facecamper, hard tunneling, useless killer, 0 brain, boosted, russian hitboxes, troll, toxic, crying russian kiddo, Putin genres, urban evasion in corner of the map, 0 brian cells, not using brain cells, entering lockers every 3 seconds, leaving lockers every 3 seconds, useless surv, no unhooking, teabagging in gate instead of helping teammates, crying in endgame chat, spamming in endgame chat, sus, blowing up gens, teaming with killer, showing where people are, claudette crouching in bush, noed bubba, simp, mangozjeb, animashnik, rainbow disorder, can't play 1v1, can't count time properly, must have friend on spectator, must play 1v1 with perks
Dear Sub-Human Filth,
I'm appealing to all of you stupid idiots to vote Democrat in 2018. That is if you have the basic education enough to read a ballot, anyway. I understand the majority of you racist rednecks can't even read this post, though. But those who can, please pass my message on to the rest of your inbred family. We Democrats are morally, culturally and intellectually superior to you in every way. I will qualify myself by noting that I have a Liberal Arts degree from a college, which you obviously have never been to, if you even know what one is. I also have a black friend.
I have been told by several professors that everything you hold dear is terrible. Therefore you, personally, are also terrible. I don't know you, but I know that you're racist. I also know that you hate gay people and still get scared during lightning storms. The religion which you hold closely, greatly believe in, and which brings you comfort--you are wrong because I'm smarter than you and I'm telling you so. It is one of the many reasons why you are stupid and I'm better than you. You see, us Democrats want a system which helps everyone in the world. Our system is designed around love and kindness to everyone. If you don't agree, I hate you.
It's not too late to change. If you knew your history, which of course you don't, you'll remember a time in America when Indians were dragged away from their homes and forced to assimilate into white society. Well, we want to change that kind of behaviour (sorry for my spelling, as I'm not from your country) by making sure you go to college and have a small apartment in a big, busy coastal city, where you belong. That will help you rid yourselves of your backward, incorrect culture and way of thinking.
We'll do everything we can to make sure you agree with us and say all the right things and not be brainwashed against thinking the same way we do. All of you stupid, backward, redneck, racist, homophobic, uneducated yokels need to realize we're trying to build a classless society where we all get to live in harmony with each other, where we're all equal. If you only understood that you wouldn't be so much worse of a person than I am.
So please vote Democrat.
Help me help you, you worthless motherfuckers.
2025 version
Dear Sub-Human Filth,
I'm appealing to all of you stupid idiots to vote Democrat in 2025. That is if you have the basic education enough to read a ballot, anyway. I understand the majority of you racist rednecks can't even read this post, though. But those who can, please pass my message on to the rest of your inbred family.
We Democrats are morally, culturally and intellectually superior to you in every way. I will qualify myself by noting that I have a Liberal Arts degree from a college, which you obviously have never been to, if you even know what one is. I also have a black friend. I have been told by several professors that everything you hold dear is terrible. Therefore you, personally, are also terrible.
I don't know you, but I know that you're racist. I also know that you hate gay people and still get scared during lightning storms. The religion which you hold closely, greatly believe in, and which brings you comfort--you are wrong because I'm smarter than you and I'm telling you so. It is one of the many reasons why you are stupid and I'm better than you.
You see, us Democrats want a system which helps everyone in the world. Our system is designed around love and kindness to everyone. If you don't agree, I hate you.
It's not too late to change. If you knew your history, which of course you don't, you'll remember a time in America when Indians were dragged away from their homes and forced to assimilate into white society. Well, we want to change that kind of behaviour (sorry for my spelling, as I'm not from your country) by making sure you go to college and have a small apartment in a big, busy coastal city, where you belong. That will help you rid yourselves of your backward, incorrect culture and way of thinking. We'll do everything we can to make sure you agree with us and say all the right things and not be brainwashed against thinking the same way we do.
All of you stupid, backward, redneck, racist, homophobic, uneducated yokels need to realize we're trying to build a classless society where we all get to live in harmony with each other, where we're all equal. If you only understood that you wouldn't be so much worse of a person than I am. So please vote Democrat. Help me help you, you worthless motherfuckers.
