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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

Own an AX Corsair for space defense

    Its the ‘Own a musket for home defense‘ copypasta but changed to the AX Corsair spaceship from Elite Dangerous.

    Own an AX Corsair for space defense, since that's what the Pilots Federation intended. Four thargoids break into my system. "What the Bloom?" as I grab my gold livery and plasma charger. Blow an SRV sized hole through the first bug, he's dead on the spot. Draw my AX Missile on the second bug, miss him entirely because it's dumbfire and nails my wingman's SLF. I have to resort to the shard cannon mounted at the top of my ship loaded with premium synthesized munitions, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two bugs in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off system security. Full engine pips and charge the last terrified bugger. He bleeds out waiting on the Titan to arrive since triangular Corsair wounds are impossible to regen. Just as the Pilots Federation intended.

    Ma’am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. It has no bones, fat, or connective tissue.

      AKA “Is That Ham Processed?” or Ham meme started in Facebook back in 2021 before getting shared on Tiktok and Youtube with voice-overs . 

      Ma'am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. It has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this ham monolith exists proves that God is either impotent to alter His universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. It is a physical declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order. It is hubris manifest. We also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that.
      "is that ham processed? If it's processed I don't want it"

      Scrum Master Navy Seal copypasta

        Scrum Master
        byu/Tino_Kort incopypasta

        Written by u/Tino_Kort, its the Navy Seal copypasta but changed to Scrum Master context.

        What the in the name of Atlassian did you just fucking say about me, you little Trello boy? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at the University of Scrum Masters, and I've been involved in numerous secret boards within the SCEE, and I have over 300 confirmed sprints. I am trained in agile software development and I'm the top scrum master in the entire tech market. You are nothing to me but just another bottleneck. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this planet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, Trello baby. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of scrum masters across the entire flat earth and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the stand-up meetings, backlog bumpkin. The stand-up meetings that wipe out the pathetic little thing you call your project. You're fucking un-committed to github, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my post-it notes and passive aggressive emails. Not only am I extensively trained in technical debt, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Activision-Blizzard and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face off JIRA, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price of daily 9 AM standup meetings, you goddamn idiot. I will shit burndown charts all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking shelved, kiddo.

        Woah, do you really want to play ALL THESE POWERS against the Awakened One

          Awakened One copypasta in Slay the Spire

          Its a copypasta for the Awakened One in Slay the Spire. For context, powers make the Awakened One boss stronger when you play them hence this meme.

          Woah, do you really want to play ALL THESE POWERS against the Awakened One, whom I must remind you, will gain not one but two strength EVERY TIME you play a power? You better watch your step during this particular boss fight!

          Toby Fox confirms “Undertale” and “Deltarune” are were once they are did

            🚨 Toby Fox confirms “Undertale” and “Deltarune” are were once they are did.

They became the first ever to have the first as in the era of that when of a digital gaming and the media began.

Congratulations ❤️

            Hazbin Hotel

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            🚨 spindlehorse confirms “hazbin hotel” are were once they are did.

it became the first ever to have the first as in the era of that when of an animated pilot and the media began.

congrats 🎉

            Vampire SUrvivors

            🚨 Vampire Survivors is going even when there will be they are 🚨

There will be some gaming that they will then Poe and there believe even when there is when there are

We at poncle are excited now shall that when them are ready 🧄
            🚨 League of Legends officially confirms that Faker are there were once he are did.  

He became the first ever to have the FIRST as in the era of that when of a physical competition and the media began.  

Congratulations Faker! 👍🐐

            Tiny knife

              Tiny Knife meme from TF2

              A user commented ‘tiny knife’ on a TF2 artwork and u/big_tit_monicer responded with the copypasta. It promptly became a meme and the person who started the meme by saying ‘tiny knife’ had since apologized with an edit of his response. Meanwhile u/big_tit_monicer got suspended after getting heavily downvoted and mass reported.

              may you please explain this? How on fucking earth was your critcism constructive all you said was essentially "you drew this poorly" other comments literally did exactly what constructive criticism is, criticism that says what can be improved upon. I wish I didn't even get ropes in this, as your previous activity even in this specific subreddit makes you sound like a ultra-asshole. So for your"mentally debilitated child" mind, don't be a dick in your criticism