Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.
Its a popular copypasta often seen in plaza posts within Splatoon.
As a straight person I feel so unwelcome in the Splatoon fandom bc all anyone talks about is gay, gay, gay. I feel like if I tell anyone I’m straight, they’ll get mad at me. I feel like an outcast.
AKA the Starch Lord copypasta from PvZ Heroes was a rant on how bad the card is by ‘Fry Em Up’ on stream.
sigh starch lord is the most overrated card in the entire game. I can’t stand it when people think starch lord is good. You guys, this is a 4 cost card that has 2 attack and 4 health. It has garbage stats. Now let’s look at it’s abilities. When you play a root, it gets +1/+1. Thats almost no- think about it. In order to get this up to the actual stats that it needs to be as a 4 cost card, this would have to buff like 2 roots just to break even. It would have to grow 3 roots to actually be viable. The fact that people think that it is a good idea to start drawing cards on turn 5, it really means you have no idea how to play pvz heroes. It’s way too late! This is- it’s- you dont make a deck that has roots in it, that’s not a good strategy, there are some good roots in the game but you just have to put too many roots in it. It’s drawing cards on turn 5, the last turn you’re gonna be drawing cards as a plant player is going to be on turn 3. it’s so overrated, it’s just a big piece of trash, just look at this guy, a big ugly guy. it’s based on by the way the worst Marvel superhero in the entire Marvel Fra- actually universe of Superheroes in the entire history of the planet, star-lord, who is a simp, douchebag, has no superpowers, is the lamest, dumb. and do you know what, it’s appropriate cuz this is the stupidest card in the game and it’s based on the stupidest Marvel superhero ever. This is so overrated, It’s so grunts it’s so, I’m sticking this in F tier I don’t even care. 
Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because i'll be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because i'll be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand)Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm taking a shower (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so pleas don't DM me asking me where I am (im taking a shower, ok) you'll most likely get aired because ill be in the shower (again I don't expect you to understand) I'm actually really smelly and its not a situation I can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be taking a shower, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Taking showers and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldn't undertsand).
Its the TND copypasta but changed to Mon’keigh, a species that was exterminated by the Aeldari in 40k universe.
Kill Mon’keigh. Behead Mon’keigh. Roundhouse kick a Mon’keigh into the concrete. Crucify filthy Mon’keigh. Defecate in a Mon’keigh’s food. Launch Mon’keigh into the sun. Toss Mon’keigh into active volcanos. Judo throw Mon’keigh into a woodchipper. Twist Mon’keigh's heads off. Report Mon’keigh to the Seer Council. Karate chop Mon’keigh in half. Curb stomp Mon’keigh. Trap Mon’keigh in quicksand. Crush Mon’keigh in the trash compactor. Dissect Mon’keigh. Stomp Mon’keigh skulls with Wraith construct boots. Cremate Mon’keigh in the oven. Lobotomize Mon’keigh. Vaporize Mon’keigh with a Lasblaster. Kick old Mon’keigh down the stairs. Feed Mon’keigh to Tyranids. Slice Mon’keigh with a Scorpion Chainswords 
MuteX response on his livestream after DallasEmpire dropped him from their COD rooster in MW2019.
good fucking luck finding anyone better than me. like genuinely, good fucking luck. you're never going to find anyone as valuable as me when it comes to the fucking passion behind esports
good fucking luck guys, realistically speaking man it's a big L for you guys not gonna lieSome random dude commented said pasta in one of Octane’s (COD pro player) YT video and it had become a copypasta ever since.
Octane is the one pro that doesnt seem pro. Like every pro shoots with good accuracy, octane is good but i dont think pro good. Level below pro imo