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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


Own a FPV drone for home defense

    Drone for home defense copypasta

    Its the Own a musket for home defense copypasta but changed to FPV drone.

    Own a FPV drone for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my Walksnail Goggles X and Chimera 7.5". Chop a sizable hole through the first man, he writhes armless on the spot. Arm my Chris Rosser 5" freestyle frame for the second man, miss him entirely because it's a racing drone and my camera angle is too high for indoors and nail the neighbors dog. I have to resort to powering on my DJI Goggles 2 and launching my Mavic 3 Classic camera drone at the top of the stairs loaded with ND32 lens filters, "Tally ho lads" the mavic shreds two men in the stairway, the sound of their agonized screaming setting off car alarms. My 3S lipo is finally charged! I arm my toothpick and and S-turn the last terrified rapscallion at full throttle. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since carbon nylon prop wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

    My 4 colonist Own 4 rifles for base defense, since that’s what the founding fathers intended.

      My 4 colonist Own 4 rifles for base defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended.

Four club weilding ruffians raid my base. "What the devil?" My colonist say as they rush to the rifle line.

Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first raider, he's dead on the spot.

Second volley misses entirely due to low shooting stats nailing a wild boomalope.

have to resort to the hand to hand combat as the three remaining ruffians close the gap. "Tally ho lads!"

A single club strike shatters the first colonist skull, he's down.

In the close quarters a poorly aimed shot kills a second colonist.

The two remaining colonist charge the rapscallions. They're beat severally.

The hoodlums attempt to kidnap the three downed colonists! But hark! A stranger appears just in time placing a well aimed head shot killing another of the colonists as the kidnappers disappear off the maps edge with the two remaining colonist.

Not a killbox in sight, Just as the founding fathers intended.

      I’m not ready for you to leave yet. Please stay. Wait, why are you mad at me?

        Wait but..but.. I'm not ready...for that. I'm not ready for you to leave yet. Please stay. Wait, why are you mad at me? Why are you mad at me? I was doing it for you. What! Woooaaahooooooaaa....I was doing it for you..doing it for you...I know my place. I know my place. I understand. Come back. Come back I love you....

        Own a Kuva Chakkhurr for home defense, since that’s what the Queens intended

          Lich musket copypasta

          Its the “Own a musket for home defense” copypasta but changed into a Lich gun from Warframe.

          Own a Kuva Chakkhurr for home defense, since that’s what the Queens intended. Four tenno breach into my galleon. "Found you!" As I grab my helmet and Mars rifle. Blow a redbull can sized hole in the first one, he’s downed on the spot. Draw my Stug on the second, miss him entirely because it’s a Stug and nail a thrall’s Drahk. I have to resort to the Rampart mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with toxin. "Nice helmet! I'll use it to serve dip." The toxin rounds shreds two tenno in the volley since it ignores shields, the sound spooking a sentry and making him lockdown the whole ship. Use Overload and charge the last pathetic worm. He bleeds out without being able to self revive since he didn’t bother unlocking his waybounds and perpetually runs Zenurik. Just as the Queens intended.

          what’s funny? Why do people think that this type of trolling is funny?

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            what’s funny? Why do people think that this type of trolling is funny? I really don’t understand. There are people who are waiting for years. People speculating and trying to do something useful or just chatting with other members of the fanbase. I know that jokes are funny and shitposting can be the same, but what’s the point of hyping up the ones who are patiently waiting. Try doing something different if you want attention. Try another way of interaction. This sub is becoming the representation of the worst part of the internet. I joined long ago and used to chat and have fun with people. Now everyone just keeps faking news or makes jokes. Why don’t we all try to have some normal conversation? I really want this game out, only to see this sub normalizing and hopefully going back to how it used to be. Meanwhile, keep trolling if you think this is incredibly funny.