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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


Not my type

    Ashe from Overwatch
    Not my type. Sorry, but I’m gonna have to downvote this! She appears to be comfortable with sexuality and nudity, something that indicates she has had much sexual contact with men who are unintelligent but conventionally attractive (not ACTUALLY attractive, as being attractive to most women now only consists of whether or not they make their vulvas “wet”). You can see in the slightly tan ring around her areolas that they have been sucked and twiddled on, as it is common for the female nipple to become jaded and worn after many sexual partners. What a shame.

    NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU NOT MASTURBATING

      Not masterbating right now (I am lying)
      First of all, you're lying. You fap every goddamn day, any month of the year.

And the thing is, the memes are stupid. How the fuck did this bullshit even start? It's just WEIRD. Every goddamn year now, I get a little taste of how asexual people must feel, hearing about sex all the time.

I mean, I'm a randy, horny bastard, but there is just a fucking limit to how many times I can hear about fapping. Or, rather, not fapping.

Be an adult, please. Don't participate in this no-fap shit. Or, at the very least, don't fucking talk about it. You're boring everyone else. Think about it rationally for a second: can you really expect anyone to TRULY be interested in hearing about how you're not jerking your meat?

      Response to the Navy Seals

        Navy Seals pasta
        I’m here all weekend - come on ya fuckin punk ass swimmer 🙄 I’ll be waiting on ya - I’ll be waiting on your punk ass - wait matter of fact give me your address I’ll come to wherever you are and give you a chance to make good on your promises since I know you won’t actually come here me Navy SEAL lol what BUDS class were you in bitch? See you’re talking to an Army Ranger - RSC 13-2 - I’ve ACTUALLY been on clandestine missions - I’ve ACTUALLY been in gunfights - and on the 1% chance that you’re ACTUALLY a buds graduate I’ll tell you RQRF in the korangal - we were saving baby seals on a daily basis because they have no fucking idea what to do when bullets start flying the other direction - so no - I’m not worried about you - the USMC is still using gulf war hand me downs so you’re saying your equipment is dated and sporting extensive wear and tear? Annnndddd no need to involve your top secret lies I mean spies whoops - cuzzzzz I just told you and the internet where I live - you can come here or give me your address and I’ll come there - either way 😊

        Doin your mom

          Yeah she died of exhaustion because I was doin her so hard
          Well, let's say hypothetically : you were ''doin my mom, doin - doin my mom''. I find it VERY hard to believe that you were having sexual intercouse with my mother, as you are a young child and she is an adult! Not to mention she is dead, besides if she were alive, you wouldn't know her as i don't know you. so I find it very hard to believe you had sex with her.
          Well, 😂🕳 let's 💂👍 say hypothetically : you 👱🎷 were 👶 ''doin my mom, 👩 doin - doin my 👪 mom''. I 😡🍺 find it VERY hard 😜🚪 to ✋ believe 💭🅰 that 🗺😐 you 👈 were 😲 having 👬 sexual 🌈 intercouse with my 🅱 mother, ☎🌾 as 🅱 you 😋👉 are 🏽 a young 💦💦 child 👦 and she is an 📯 adult! 💦👱 Not 🚫👏 to 👏💦 mention she 🏼 is 💦 dead, besides if she were alive, 😇 you 😭 wouldn't know 😜👧 her 😞👸 as 👦 i 🙃 don't 🚫 know 💭 you. so 😳🕥 I find 🔍🤔 it very 👌 hard 🍆 to 💦 believe 💭 you 😩 had sex 👌 with 👏🐺 her. 😩

          If you had 24 hours with me, what would we do?

            Sexual intercourse. That's the answer for all of these. Every single one of you that uh "oh if you had 24 hours with me what would you.." Sexual intercourse. Every single time. We don't need to do any more. All done. You're so hot. Hubba hubba. Wanna have sex. That's it. No more. The dude that's like "Oh if I brought you Domino's and I worked at Domino's what would you do?" I'd take the pizza and I'd have sex with you. Cause you're so attractive. The girl "If I worked at Starbucks and I gave you your drink that you paid for but I looked at you, what would you do?" Intercourse. I would take you to the back and have intercourse, because I can't resist you. Okay? We're all done. There's no more. What more do we n- I need to fucking delete this app dude.

            You’ll find a linux user anywhere

              Just like Windows, iOS, and Mac OS, Linux is an operating system
              You'll find a linux user anywhere you mention Linux.

I'm sure if someone went to the moon and said "windows is pretty cool", then in the next 30 minutes a linux user somewhere in the world would burst a vein in his head and fly to the moon to tell the astronaut how he installed linux in 8th grade and his dad came back and how he solved world hunger by using foss so now no one spies on him and he's completely off the grid.