Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.
i am your ideal woman: 6'8, 250 lbs of pure muscle. ONLY eat beef, will bear a child sure to lead nations (will be roughly the size of a viking), cannot read and DO NOT want to learn. i own 19 dirt bikes and they all have flames on the side. inventor of what is commonly known as aggravated assault. looking for a VERY compact man to ride on my shoulders so i look cool.
I try to replace her with Karlach. Lae'zel does more damage. I respec Shadowheart into Tempest Cleric. Lae'zel still does more damage. I try to swap in Gale; but Lae'zel does more damage. I want to test out Wyll. His best team has Lae'zel.
I try to pass a dialogue check to save a frightened orphan from a fire. I fail. Lae'zel, with 8 charisma, uses Astral Knowledge and becomes profecient in Persuasion. She convinces the orphan that the fire builds character.
I try to use Jump on Lae'zel. She grabs me by the throat. "I don't need your pitiful magic, Revrykal." She uses Enhanced Leap to reach and kill the three archers trying to ambush us with 6 of her 17 attacks that turn. She then uses Misty Step to teleport back and kill the barbarian charging us with another 2 strikes.
We are surrounded by a group of angry frost elementals. I prepare a fireball. "Tsk'va", she says, "I don't need this spell." She removes Fireball from my spellbook and replaces it with Haste; I'm forced to use it on her. She nods to herself. "Better."
Astarion is dying. I open up my alchemy satchel to try and craft a health potion but the only ingredients in my bag are for potions of speed. "You just need to funnel all your resources into giving me more attacks," Lae'zel says, "Vampires are already undying."
We reach a bridge containing so many traps that the bridge itself has began to sink. Lae'zel fails to disarm the first trap. "Guess this is the end", she says, summoning her Mage Hand. She uses her Mage Hand to throw me into the middle of the bridge. As every trap begins to explode around me, there is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure, Githyanki pride. What a cruel world.
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Holy fucking shit. I want to bang Sinclair so fucking bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the main story I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Sinclair. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted in Sinclair' tight sinner bussy. I want him to have my mutant human/sinner babies. Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the chicks. I'd dressed it in my sister's skirt and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my iPhone 13. I might not ever get to see Sinclair again.
Hola , me gustaría pedir consejo, desde un tiempo acá , mi pareja me evita, anteriormente me fue infiel y ahora estamos en terapia de pareja, acabamos de empezar, pero yo soy una persona muy sexual y necesito hacerlo a diario o casi, obvio si no se puede o no apetece no sé fuerza, pero mi preferencia es a diario y si puede ser más de una vez mejor. De un tiempo a ahora mi novio me evita en repetidas ocasiones , y pasan días sin contacto físico, pero en cuanto salgo por la puerta aunque sean 5 minutos a tirar la basura el se masturba. Estoy un poco desconcertada con esta situación porque no creo que sea por mi aspecto ya que , sinceramente tengo cola de chicos interesados en mi, tanto por físico como por personalidad, por algo que yo no veo mucho que sea así ya que mi pareja ni se fija casi, pero debo ser bastante atractiva para el resto. Me gustaría algún consejo o algo que hacer. Ya probé ropa interior que le gusta, juegos etc... Soy muy abierta en este aspecto... Gracias por la ayuda.English version
My boyfriend would rather masturbate than be with me
Hello, I would like to ask for advice. My partner has been avoiding me for some time now, he was unfaithful to me before and now we are in couples therapy, we have just started, but I am a very sexual person and I need to do it daily or almost, obviously yes. You can't or you don't feel like it, I don't know how strong it is, but my preference is daily and if it can be more than once, better. For some time now, my boyfriend avoids me repeatedly, and days go by without physical contact, but as soon as I walk out the door, even for 5 minutes to throw out the trash, he masturbates. I'm a bit confused by this situation because I don't think it's because of my appearance, since, honestly, I have a line of guys interested in me, both because of my physique and my personality, because of something that I don't see very often as my partner doesn't even know almost fixed, but I must be pretty attractive to the rest. I would like some advice or something to do. I already tried underwear that he likes, games etc... I am very open in this aspect... Thanks for the help.
In two separate occasions we saw Walter and Hank, receiving a handjob from their respective wives: Walter in S1 EP1; Hank in S3 EP12.
There is a clear contrast between these 2 scenes.
Walter got a handjob before all hell broke loose. He hadn't received his cancer diagnosis yet, and he was living a pretty mundane and "boring life". You can see it by how uninterested he and Skyler were during that scene.
Hank, on the other hand, had just experienced the most traumatic experience of his life. Marie's handjob had emotion behind it. It wasn't meant to just pleasure Hank, but to rejuvenate him. To give him some vigor and confidence during a hard time.
But one thing that really seals the deal for me, is their names(stay with me, it will make sense). You see, Walter is a Germanic name that means "Commander Of The Troops". Pretty much foreshadowing what was about to come in later seasons. But there is more. Walter didn't orgasm during that scene, so his "troops"(aka sperm) didn't come out. Implying that Walter wasn't a commander of the troops, at that point...also his last name is white, the color of sperm.
As for Hank, this will blow your mind.
Hank kinda sounds like wank, but It also sounds like honk... a car honk. Hello?! He was almost killed in a parking lot , while inside his car. You can hear a car honk throughout his fight scene against the Salamanca cousins. Still don't believe me? Hank's last name, Schrader, is a type of pneumatic tire valve that is used in most cars around the world. "OP but the Schrader valves are also used on bikes"...I guess there wasn't any major event in the show that involved someone riding a bike, right?! Guys, it's all connected!
The way Vince Gilligan used these two scenes to backshadow and foreshadow is nothing less than godly.