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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

This community is toxic 😡

    Why do people play good decks instead of Blue Eyes? You clearly aren't having fun if your deck wins consistently. You wanna know why I have more fun than you? Because I set my cards face down & pass my turn, like how yugioh is SUPPOSED to be played.
    
    I downloaded MasterDuel, hop into ranked with the badass dragon deck they gave me & all I'm met with is "brandon" & "sprite" playing on my turn for 30 MINUETS.
    
    I was about to delete this game & go back to duel links but I found out Timelords & skill drain exist so I'm gonna give that a shot first, time to make those tourlnaments pay & finally make it to platinum
    
    oh yeah & ps, downvotes only prove I'm right 😘

    Central Intelligence of the Magnus Council of chess

      ATTENTION PLAYER! 市民请注意!
      
      This is the Central Intelligence of the Magnus Council of chess.c*m. 您的浏览记录和活动引起了我们的注意 YOUR ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION. 同志們注意了 you have been found declining en passant !!!!! 這是通知你,你必須認同我們將接管台灣 serious crime 以及世界其他地方 100 elo have been deducted from your account 這對我們未來的所有下屬來說都是重要的機會 take the en passant immediately 立即加入我們的宣傳活動,提前獲得救贖 do not do this again! 不要再这样做! if you do not hesitate, more elo ( -11115 elo)will be subtracted from your account, resulting into the bricking of your PIPI. (由人民供应部重新分配 ricericericerice) you'll also be penetrated by our bishops at April 2 202.Ke2. 如果这还没有改变你,我们将把你驱逐到台湾省,你将被禁止进入中国!!!!

      Alex19 isn’t so great?

        Alex19 is a smasher from Norwalk, California who mains Fox.
        Alex19 isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such an ability and movement with fox? Alex puts the game in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. mang0 breaks records. Armada breaks records. Alex19 breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the magic.

        Where did ‘Alex19 isn’t so great?’ started from?

        Alex19 copypasta started from a thread on HLTV about coldzera
        For CSGO, the pasta started on HLTV for coldzera

        Common misconception is that the copypasta is originally about Alex19 but its actually for AZER from osu! back in 2017.

        It later on got used for coldzera a CSGO Brazilian pro player on HLTV. You can even see the original HLTV archived thread here! It was then adopted and implemented for Alex19 when alex got into summit which popularized it.

        Cold wasn't so great? 
        
        Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such an ability and movement with AWP? Cold puts the game in another level, we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. 
        
        GeT_RiGhT breaks records, olofmeister breaks records. Cold breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the magic.

        Apaga por favor tenho depressão

          apaga por favor copypasta
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          Please delete, I have depression, anxiety, panic, high blood pressure, low blood pressure, hpv, hiv, dengue, zika, chikungunya, black plague, polio, infantile paralysis, osteoporosis, swine flu, yellow fever, meningitis, gonorrhea, herpes, pharyngitis , chagas disease, bronchitis, leptospirosis, cancer, measles, chickenpox, smallpox, mumps, gastritis, tetanus, hepatitis, conjunctivitis, stroke, whooping cough, labyrinthitis, scabies, leukemia, rabies, cirrhosis, scoliosis, microcephaly, anencephaly, ebola, ingrown toenail, autism, asperger's syndrome, arrhythmia, pneumonia, diabetes, testicular cancer, parkinson's disease, headache, ovarian malformation, bug, geographic bug, taeniasis, schizophrenia, epilepsy, cancer, lung cancer , testicular cancer, breast cancer, skin cancer, depression, anxiety, panic, high blood pressure, low blood pressure, hpv, hiv, dengue

          Starfield Pronouns

            Just wanna say, a little something.. There is nothing I love more.. Taking my headphones off, fuck that.. But there's this: There's nothing I love more than to, to, to sit down, comfy chair, turn on the PC, fire up a brand new RPG.. Lose myself, just, oh my God, just think of this world, just think of all the planets I can visit. All the immersive things I can get involved with, all the FIGHTS, all the relationships, all the people I meet, all the places I go. I'm so excited to go to there, and you know, I love nothing more, than with all of that laid out in front of me, I love nothing more, THAN TO BE DRAGGED DOWN, EVERY FUCKING CONVIVEABLE OPPROTUNITY, SO YOU CAN FUCKING CURRENT DAY US! "...Sorry, did you wanna get immersed in our world? Yeah, well, guess what? FUCKING PRONOUNS!! FUCKING GENDER AMBIGUITY! FUCKING CURRENT DAY CALIFORNIAN SHIT! 'CAUSE THAT'S ALL WE FUCKIN' KNOW! 'CAUSE WE'RE BORING!! ..WE'RE SO! FUCKING! BORING! ...WE. Can't SEE. Past out own FUCKING REFLECTION. .. THAT'S THE LEVEL OF OUR NARCISISSM HERE." - SAYS THE WESTERN GAME COMPANY. "FUCK YOUR IMMERSION. FUCK YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME. FUCK YOU JUST FALLING INTO A WORLD AND JUST GETTING LOST. OH, NO, NO! CURRENT FUCKING DAY!" ..FUCK OFF! YOU'RE BORING. YOU'RE FUCKING DULL. YOU HAVE NOTHING TO SAY. YOU ARE A ONE HIVEMIND TWATWAFFLE. ..THAT'S ALL YOU FUCKIN' ARE! And you wonder why people are getting so FUCKING SICK! AND TIRED! YOU TAKE EVERYTHING WE LOVE. ALL OUR IMMERSIONS. ALL OUR FANTASIES. ALL OUR ESCAPISM. AND YOU JUST CAN'T HELP SHOVEL YOUR DOGSHIT! FUCKING CRAP! IDEOLOGY. INTO EVERYTHING. EVERY SINGLE SOLITARY FUCKING THING. ... ... ...

            You are genuinely a piece of shit, and I’m embarrassed to be associated with you by any amount of shared beliefs.

              You are genuinely a piece of shit, and I'm embarrassed to be associated with you by any amount of shared beliefs.
              
              Like it or not, what you are doing is shooting your cause in the foot. You don't get to slam your fingers in your ears and ignore criticism for the methods you choose to share your beliefs. Basic psychology for you, being intentionally aggressive to others will never get them to listen to you or take your points seriously. It is a well known that the human brain reacts to existential/philosophical "threats" similar to the way it does a real, physical threat. So, either you are barging into this with incredible amounts of ignorance, having not put any effort into genuinely learning how to effectively and faithfully represent your beliefs, or you don't actually care about your cause at all and just found it to be a good point to start picking fights on the internet about. Either way, it's deeply pathetic.