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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

My wife’s boyfriend is so cool

    My wife started dating Tyrone right after we got married, they like to exercise in the other room, they're always really loud, Tyrone lets me play Fortnite and watch Ninja while they exercise. He also lets me sleep in the other room while he sleeps with my wife, and sometimes lets me stay up past 8pm. Last week he said I've been really good and that he'll buy me Cyberpunk. Tyrone is so cool!!!

    El novio de mi esposa es muy cool!!

      Mi esposa empezó a salir con Diego después de que ella y yo nos casáramos, Diego es muy cool. Les gusta ejercitarse en el cuarto de al lado, a veces son algo ruidosos, Diego me deja jugar Valorant y ver streams de TenZ y Tarik mientras ellos hacen ejercicio. Él me deja dormir en el otro cuarto mientras el duerme con mi esposa y lo mejor de todo es que me deja estar despierto después de la 8 pm, Diego es demasiado cool. La semana pasada me dijo que he sido un buen muchacho y que me iba a comprar una skin de Valorant. Diego es muy cool!!

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      My wife started dating Diego after she and I got married, Diego is very cool. They like to exercise in the next room, sometimes they are a bit noisy, Diego lets me play Valorant and watch TenZ and Tarik streams while they exercise. He lets me sleep in the other room while he sleeps with my wife and best of all, he lets me stay up after 8 pm, Diego is so cool. Last week he told me that I have been a good boy and that he was going to buy me a Valorant skin. Diego is very cool!!

      The e46 328i can go through corners at 60

        Fucking stupid assholes- The e46 328i can go through corners at 60 when other cars are taking them at 45. People forget just how well balanced the e46 328i is, the 50/50 weight distro helps make it the ultimate fagshipping machine. Moreover, you don’t need the power to go fast when you go through corners 50% faster than pretty much any other car. Pretty much, you see an e46 328i in the rear view you should probably get out of its way, its just being nice not passing you because it’s cooing system will explode, so you don’t get scared; It has the full ability to pass at any point if the plastic water pump impeller doesn’t break into a million pieces. A reminder that the e46 328i BTFOs supercars on track all the time, so don’t think that just because its the street it’s any different. The car punishes the driver much like how the Mach 5 taught Speed Racer to become the best roadside mechanic in the world. So, that power handicap is fine, cause if it had more, it would just be unfair to anyone trying to follow. So remember next time you see that “Little” e46 328i, you should probably respect it more, cause it has the full ability to depreciate you and your car’s resale value. Its a fact that some of the worst drivers in the world drive e46 328is, cause they know the hidden bullshit that got through quality control and machined into the vehicle. If anyone wants to refute me good luck, ill answer all arguments and blow you away, finally if anyone wants to go at it on the touge, heh well good luck with that, I’ve blown away many head gaskets, and I have probably made more than 20 cars including a Ferrari, 2 Porches and a gt40 crash by oiling down the track right at corner exit.

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          Downvote your post copypasta
          I just downvoted your post.

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          I can offer you a better deal in oil trades

            Offer on oil trade copypasta
            Hey, I am interested in making a {dollar amount} trade offer for your {object name}
            I live in {location}, I've got a carry permit and {location} driver's license and am an Army Iraq war veteran.
            If you're open to trades oil is a smart play. I can offer you a better deal in oil trades than cash. I'd offer you 16 jugs, 80 qts, of new synthetic motor oil. Value is about $500. I have mostly 0w40, Mobil1 5w30, Castrol 0w20, some 5w40 Euro in stock.
            
            OPEC has been cutting oil output, including recently. I expect oil scarcity. Savvy people see the financial aspect of setting aside oil. As good as money if you maintain vehicles, and extremely useful. Don't be hostage to rising retail oil prices.
            
            Also have a $200-300 new NRA XL leather jacket with tags. I'd trade this and the rest in qts of oil.
            
            Not a scam. Real offer
            
            Sure we can work out a very nice trade deail if you're interested.
            
            Thanks for your time.

            Gatekeeping food

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