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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


I am dropping this game. PM clearly doesnt know how gacha work.

    Limbus Company "im droping this game" original thread

    Started from a Steam Discussion rant of Limbus Company for the character Dante. OP was upset that people weren’t simping hard enough for Dante and that he was gonna get cucked by the devs.

    He later on made another post saying that the initial post was a joke but then contradicts himself again.

    I am dropping this game.

PM clearly doesnt know how gacha work. All those early system related blunders made me still believe, but releasing the alt. form of the main girl being obsessed with another guy? Yeah, i have seen where this goes. I wont pay any more money for garbage like this. You better believe me you will get an influx of all the scum of various communities flocking into your fanbase and draw as much cuckold porn of Faust and Sinclair in any version of themselves and Dante watching in the corner.

FGO people unironically tried to warn us that we will get lion'd and it actually happened. Dropped. I am what some would consider a whale (or leviathan depending on your definition) that spend 700 bucks on this game and even if its not much money for me, i actually regret it.

To anyone want to play this game and thought its a safe thing because Dante looks like a self-insert and the voicelines resemble waifu/husband material, dont get baited.

Edit: all i see in the comments are a bunch of white men not having a problem with their girlfriend doing onlyfans. This game is already dead.

Okay, you have to stop, really. Now im getting angry unironically. The amount of people not understanding that this was A TROLL IS INSANE!!! Can you for once stop this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? Okay, fine, maybe it was a little real at first, i mean, i did like Faust but i still didnt mind her loving Sinclair or whatever as Kromer. But everything after that was fake. Can you now please stop? Move on, i do not wish to keep making edits.

Literally, i cant sleep. This was the biggest break i ever had. Its like i went viral. This is the third night i randomly wake up to check messages in here. But it starts to get to me. Im only human. And you know how it is, guys, right? Humans gonna human, haha

Edit: IM SICK OF PRETENDING I WAS JUST PRETENDING THE COMMENTS MAKE MY BLOOD BOIL!!! ♥♥♥♥ any gacha that tries to romance the girls you pay for to other guys. Its like buying a prostitute but for the dude that entered the establishment at the same time as you. Its like paying on a first date with the girl you meet up but her boyfriend is with her. Its like paying for your daughters college just so she can get NAIL'd by a bunch of Sinclairs over there. Jokes aside, PM still had no balls to actually confirm a ship but kept it subtle. In such cases, the subtlety is the same as actually confirming it. Anyone that thinks otherwise is dishonest AS ♥♥♥♥.

There are people that went CRAZY for Grip Faust, saying QUEEEEN YAAAS LITERALLY ME NEET HAHA RODION MAKES HER PIZZA I LOVE HER and people paid OVER SEVENTY BUCKS FOR HER ONLY FOR HER STORY TO BE OBESSED WITH ANOTHER MAN LMAOOOOO

THIS will never be the norm, the vast majority will NEVER tolerate this kind of thing. PMcucks are literally that: cucks that got conditioned over the years by PM through myseryporn. They are so braindead they forgot they are. Illiterates that gush over "muh storie" jacking each other off for looking smart while they never read ANY book based on the characters. Look at the most replied thread here (friendcode thread not counting) and you know what kind of KEKS play this garbage.

    PM learned nothing from N Faust and N Sinclair

    Ishmael from Limbus Company
    PM learned nothing from N Faust and N Sinclair

Why would they release Heathcliff Queequeg ID? Why do they have to imply that Ishmael and Heathcliff belong together? Why? I don't understand it. Why don't they just leave the girls alone? Same with Faust and Sinclair. Why? Why even do this? This is a gacha. Stop doing this disgusting stuff. I really liked Ishmael but now i don't even want to finish her dungeon. My stomach hurts. Why would you release Heathcliff as Queequeq?

Do you even want money? Do you like sitting down there with 200k a month? Seems like you do, BECAUSE YOU KEEP ON GIVING THE FEMALES AWAY TO STUPID IDIOTS IN THE GAME.

Edit: I am dropping this game. Bye.

    Alternate version (Good ending)

    I am not dropping this game 

PM clearly know's how a gacha works. All those early system related blunder patches made me still believe, and releasing the alt. form of the main girl being a chaotic psycho with another characters? Yeah, I have seen where this goes. I will pay more money for gold like this. You better believe me you will get an influx of all the new players of various communities flocking into our fanbase and draw as much fan art of Faust and Sinclair in any version of themselves and Danteh... suffering in the corner.

FGO people unironically tried to warn us that we will get lion'd and it didn't actually happened. Continued. I am what some would consider a supporter (or happy fan depending on your definition) that spend (I forgot) bucks on this game and even if its a decent bunch of money for me, i don't regret supporting my favorite indie company.

To anyone want to play this game and thought its a safe thing because Dante looks like a character we follow and the voicelines resemble comedic material, do get invested.

    It’s on Tubu. It’s literally on Heebee. It’s on Poodee with ads.

      https://www.tumblr.com/orcboxer/745857099387584512/have-you-seen-the-new-show-its-on-tubu-its
      Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.

      I’m sick of druid.

        Its the Xiangling ocpypasta but changed to druid from Hearthstone.

        I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of druid. I try to play rogue. My druid deals more damage. I try to play priest. My druid deals more damage. I try to play demon hunter. My druid deals more damage. I want to play warrior. His best deck has druid cards. I want to play reno, dragon decks. They both want druid.

He grabs me by the throat. I suffer on ladder for him. I disenchant cards for him. I give him the meta cards. He isn’t satisfied. I open Chia Drake from a pack. “I don’t need this much spell damage” he tells me. “Give me more burst damage.” He grabs zilliax deluxe 3000 and forces him to throw himself off enemies. “You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with owlonius.”

I can’t pull for mistah vistah, I don’t have enough gold. He grabs my credit card. It declines. “Guess this is the end.” He grabs reno. He says “reno, get them.” There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, board clears. What a cruel world.

        FFXIV Navy Seals Copypasta

          Final Fantasy 14 x Navy Seals
          What in Hydaelyn's name did you say about me? you little grey parser? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class from the balance, and have been involved in multiple world first clears. I have over 300 confirmed 100-parses on savage and ultimate content. I am trained in every single uptime strategy for any fight. to me this is just another parse. you are nothing but just another grey parser, go do some more freecure fishing in dungeons. I will wipe you out and post it all over TalesFromDF like the laughing stock you are! you think you can get away with sandbagging in my groups? think again fucker, I'll go all DreadWyrm academy on your arse. mark my words.

          Emet-Selch Navy Seals

          What in Zodiark's glorious name did you just say about me, you little cubus? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Akaedemia Anyder, and I've been involved in numerous secret missions for the Convocation, and I have over 300 confirmed concepts. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top Sorcerer of Eld in the entire Ascian forces. You are nothing to me but another sundered soul. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen upon any of the thirteen shards, mark my words. You think you can get away with spouting that nonsense to me over a linkpearl? Think again, weary wanderer. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Ascians cross all the shards and your aetheric signature is being traced right now so you've better prepare for the storm, midge. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. I can teleport anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you with over seven hundred spells, and that's just using Solus's body. Not only am I extensively trained in Ancient sorcery, but I have access to the entire Baldesion arsenal and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable arse off the face of Ethierys, you little shite. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your wretched tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you gods damned idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're dead, "hero."

          quite interesting that all top clan members that are playing at KOTS have SHIMAKAZE with 21k hp

            SHIMAKAZE meme from World of Warships

            Its a sarcastic joke on Shimakaze (SE) players from World of Warships that don’t take the extra health perk making them incredibly vulnerable (and bad) at the game thus accusing other SE players with 21K health of cheating.

            quite interesting that all top clan members that are playing at KOTS have SHIMAKAZE with 21k hp. did they download cheats on hp and wg overlooks it? man, the more you pay the more you get, better stats, better mm, better ships…. while i get the team that is always losing.

            Tromp is the best ship, it has all the best shells

              Its a Trump impression of the Tromp destroyer in World of Warships. Tromp is notorious for being a bad or meme pick in the game and because of that the community often joke that it is in fact a great ship.

              Tromp is the best ship, it has all the best shells. No other ship has better shells, believe me. It has the best shells and the best speed, you wouldn't believe it. they told me "It's impossible, it's too good!" But it is, folks, it is, and you'll get tired of winning. We're gonna do so much winning, believe me, you're gonna get tired of it. You're gonna say "please, Wargaming, it's too much! We're winning so much with Tromp we can't take it anymore!" But you're gonna keep winning and it's gonna be awesome, and we're gonna build a great torpedo wall, a beautiful wall, with the best torpedoes, and we're gonna make War Thunder pay for it! And we need the wall, because the enemy team isn't sending us their best. They're kill stealers, they're trolls and some, I believe, may be good players. But we can't take them. It's a scam, folks. So we'll build a torpedo wall, the greatest torpedo wall ever 
              Liar. You're a liar and you know it. Tromp is the best ship, it has all the best shells. No other ship has better shells, believe me. It has the best shells and the best speed, you wouldn't believe it. they told me "It's impossible, it's too good!" But it is, folks, it is, and you'll get tired of winning. We're gonna do so much winning, believe me, you're gonna get tired of it. You're gonna say "please, Wargaming, it's too much! We're winning so much with Tromp we can't take it anymore!" But you're gonna keep winning and it's gonna be awesome, and we're gonna build a great torpedo wall, a beautiful wall, with the best torpedoes, and we're gonna make War Thunder pay for it! And we need the wall, because the enemy team isn't sending us their best. They're kill stealers, they're trolls and some, I believe, may be good players. But we can't take them. It's a scam, folks. So we'll build a torpedo wall, the greatest torpedo wall ever. 
              Tromp is actually one of the very strong ships too. The survivability is incredible due to its 30mm turtleback armour almost nobody knows about. Although your upper compartment drains HP in the beginning, after having no HP left it is almost like a french destroyer as the citadel compartment is protected from AP even from battleships like Montana. You can bounce of every cruiser in the game with that citadel armour while Ragnar can just get overmatched by Sevastopol AP. This also means that adrenaline rush is very strong as you just lose very little hp as soon as the upper compartments HP is drained. It almost has Ragnar gun HE DPM (when being nose in it has better DPM than Ragnar due to the 2 turrets in front) while compensating its downside of having almost 50% more alpha damage while having incredible 70s stock reload on 6 12km 15kdmg and 71kts torps. I'm not sure why Ragnar is banned but Tromp isn't, it just shows that the devs can't read their own numbers, play the game or listen to the community. That DPM is almost 80% of the Somers torp DPM while somers has horrible guns and slower torps. And then we even get a +25% speed boost which makes it very manouverable. On the top as a gimmick you get the Airstrike with incredible 266k (stock) DPM which can set fires on anything you shot so far making it the perfect firestarter. If you put it together with a ship having smoke it can easily kill any Annapolis (which has less than just double your airstrike DPM in HE).