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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

my darling, my love, my sweetness, my world, my baby, my solace

    Its a schizo appreciation copypasta that began from the Kpop community on their favorite idol.

    my darling, my love, my sweetness, my world, my baby, my solace, my rainbow, my daily spirit, my night moon, my stars in the sky, my fire of enthusiasm, the flowers in my garden, my cooling water, my soul's life, the owner of my longing, the cure for my wounds, the soother of my heart, the light of my path, my soul mate, the guardian of my heart, the reason for my smile, the owner of my beating heart, the tune in my song, my beautiful dream, my night guard, the soother of my soul, the lamp in my darkness, the crashing of my waves, my morning sun, my gentle breeze, the refreshing rain, the calming dusk, the dew on the leaves, the sun of life, the poetry in my heart, the eternal story, the harmony of my soul, the endless longing, my complement, my final destination, my life's inspiration, the melody of my tune, my warmest hug, the smile I long for, my little heaven, the guardian of my dreams, the light of my stars, my breath, the sigh of my longing, the beat of my heart, my most beautiful night, the hope in my life, the dawn of my salvation, my bright afternoon, my calm waves, my shield of my heart, my love ark, my night blanket, my morning embrace, my universe harmony, my heart's idol, the flower sower on my path, my love lantern, the morning star in my darkness, the oxygen in my breath, my ocean of love, my living soul, the aurora of my love, the inspiration of my longing, the solace of my fatigue, my limitless happiness, and the eternal time in my life

    Just smashed my TV in rage. This team is embarrassing me in front of my entire family. My 2 children are in tears

      The original came from a Tweet by a football fan and is done as a joke similar to ‘I just smashed my 4K TV‘ copypasta.

      CS2 (Knife price crash)

      Just smashed my 32-inch monitor in rage. Valve embarrassed me and ruined my financials in front of my entire family. My 2 children are in tears, scared of my rage as I pace around the room trembling. I can’t take this anymore. I’m about to do something crazy… 

      Valorant (TenZ)

      Just smashed my 84-inch TV in rage. This team is embarrassing me in front of my entire family. My 2 children are in tears, scared of my rage as I pace around the room trembling. I can’t take this anymore. Fire TenZ immediately or my kids will not get dinner tomorrow.

      Genshin

      Just smashed my 84 inch TV in rage. This game is embarrassing me in front of my family. My 2 children are in tears, scared of my rage as i pace around my room trembling. I cant take this anymore. I am no longer a genshin fan. GOODBYE.

      Own a M2016 constitution rifle for home defence

        M2016 Contitution rifle copypasta

        Based on the ‘Own a musket for home defense‘ copypasta but changed to the M2016 from Helldivers. Its part of a series of Helldivers 2 guns that has used this copypasta template.

        Own a M2016 constitution rifle for home defence since that what the founding fathers intended
        
        4 devistators break into my high value asset extraction zone. what the devil. I grab the constitution rifle.
        
        Blow a golfball size hole in the first devistator he’s dead on the spot. I grab my pistol and aim it at the second devistator but miss cause I forgot to switch off the crisper and torch the helldiver to my left.
        
        I have to resort to the orbital cannon at the top of low orbit loaded with airburst. “TALLY HO LADS”
        
        The airburst shreds 2 men in the blast. The extra sound and shrapnel blow up the 2 gates at the entrances
        
        Reload crisper and charge the last undemocratic scum.
        
        He dies of fire after waiting for the bot drop to arrive since enhanced combustion is one hell of a buff.
        
        Just as the founding fathers intended.
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        I own a Constitution for home defense, since that's what the founding Helldivers intended. Four stalkers break into my house. "What the Liberty?" I grab my Helmet bought from the Super Store and Constitution rifle.
        
        Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first bug, it’s dead on the spot. Draw my Senator on the second bug, miss it entirely because running and shooting has sway and nails the neighbors Guard Dog. I have to resort to the Anti Tank Emplacement mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with HEAT shot, "Tally Ho Bugs!" the HEAT shot shreds two bugs in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off FRV alarms.
        
        Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. It bleeds out waiting on the Truth Enforcer and Unity Officers to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding Helldivers intended.

        tutors are bad because, imagine you’re tutroing for a card, right?

          In Magic The Gathering (MTG), a Tutor is a spell which searches your library for another card.

          tutors are bad because, imagine you're tutroing for a card, right? and when you go through your library, you look at all the cards. you're not supposed to do that, but with the tutor. with the totor you go through your deck and get a card. i mean its fine if you get a land because, well. you need the lands to play your spells. everyone knows this. but you tutor and say you get a card that isnt a land (which is bad) so you go. you go and get the card and when you play it, sometimes you play it, sometimes it goes into your had. when it goes on top of the library its like ok, its on the top of the library, but you draw a card each turn so it goes into your hand. so when so when you tutor for the card, there are lost of cards in the deck, and one of the cards lets you look for the rest. thats one card of the one hundred cards getting you a one undred card, so thats two hundred card that you searching the deck for because which is too much. so when my friend kevin, he plays the land commander, he plays card and tutors for land, but my friend ethan he plays the red commander that goes so hes red and cant tutor but. sometimes there is black or sometimes blue and they can tutor. so when you tutor you get the two cards of a hundred cards and you choose. which is more than draw because the card goes into your hand if you choose. so tutors are bed because the tutor goes into your hand after you cast the spell. commander shouldnt be like that. you ruing the fun and i think you should listen to other people more. just because you are youtube does not mean you are right. everyone thinks you are wrongd

          I own a psychic shock lance for home defense, since that’s what the archotechs intended

            By u/FetusGoesYeetus, its the ‘Just as the Founding Fathers intended‘ copypasta but changed to the psychic shock lance from Rimworld.

            I own a psychic shock lance for home defense, since that's what the archotechs intended.
            
            Four tribals break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my human leather hat and shock lance.
            
            Blow a psychic hole through the first man, he's braindead on the spot.
            
            Draw my revolver on the second man, miss him entirely because I have zero shooting and nail the neighbours' warg.
            
            I have to resort to the mortar mounted at the end of the killbox loaded with an antigrain warhead, "Tally ho lads", the warhead atomizes two men in the blast, the sound and radiation setting off an insectoid hive.
            
            Equip monosword and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the doctor to arrive as he was missing both arms.
            
            Just as the archotechs intended.

            I’d just like to clear something up regarding the accusations being made about me by some of the female members of this group.

              Discord feet pics apology
              I’d just like to clear something up regarding the accusations being made about me by some of the female members of this group. The accusations regarding my so called “behaviour” are untrue and extremely hurtful.
              
              To the accuser/s (you know who you are kitten), a few points for your consideration: 🤔
              
              1.) Yes I was asking for feet pics in DMs, I will admit to that. Apparently this can come off as inappropriate for some. So I reluctantly apologize for that.
              
              2.) The feet pics I was attempting to accumulate from this group were strictly for artistic purposes and NON-SEXUAL in nature. Ever heard of a non-sexual foot fetishist? Well sorry to break it to you, but yes we exist! No we are not “creeps”! We are here to fucking stay, so get over it!
              
              3.) I have almost NEVER taken screenshots of the feet that have been sent to me and/or sent these pics to other people.
              
              4.) No I have not been making threats to those who choose to ignore my messages & friend requests. Telling someone who has clearly wronged me that there will consequences for their actions is not a “threat”. I consider it more a... life lesson per se. Learn the difference then report back to me. I’ll be right here awaiting an apology.
              
              5.) And finally, as you can see, I didn’t tag any of the women who wronged me in this post, as doing so would not comply with my ethics, but I will always respect one’s decision to have their own so called “opinion” no matter how misguided it may be. As you can tell, my interests lay mainly in the high arts and I can guarantee you that if and when you do decide to step down off your fucking throne and accept my humble friend requests (feet pics or not) at the very least you will end up having a very compatible and knowledgeable friend .
              
              Hopefully this clears a few things up with the more disgruntled members of the group
              I'd just like to clear something up regarding the accusations being made about me by some of the female members of this page. The accusations regarding my so called "behavior" are untrue and extremely hurtful.  To the accusers (you know who you are kitten), a few points for your consideration: thinking
                
              1) Yes I was asking for feet pics in DMs, I will admit to that. Apparently this can come off as inappropriate for some. So I reluctantly apologize for that.  
              2) The feet pics I was attempting to accumulate from this server were strictly for artistic purposes and NON-SEXUAL in nature. Ever heard of a non-sexual foot fetishist? Well sorry to break it.  
              3) I have almost NEVER taken screenshots of the feet that have been sent to me and/or sent these pics to other people  
              4) No I have not been making threats to those who choose to ignore my messages & friend requests. Telling someone who has clearly wronged me that there will be consequences for their actions is not a "threat". I consider it more a... life lesson per se. Learn the difference then report back to me. I'll be right here waiting for an apology.  
              5) And finally, as you can see, I didn't tag any of the women who wronged me in this message, as doing so would not comply with my ethics, but I will always respect one's decision to have their own so called "opinion" no matter how misguided it may be. 
              
              As you can tell, my interests lay mainly in the high arts and I can guarantee you that if and when you do decide to step down off your fucking throne and accept my humble friend requests (feet pics or not) at the very least you will end up having a very compatible and knowledgeable friend.  Hopefully this clears a few things up with the more disgruntled members of this page.