Copypasta and circle jerk response to reddit culture or hivemind mentality. Primarily done to ridicule AITA sub or r/relationship_advice absurd nature.
Sorry to be bothering you but could you do without the profanities? This is a family-friendly subreddit. Every Monday evening me, my grandmother and my little brother browse this subreddit and whatnot. It's very awkward to encounter these bad words while sitting with my family.
Yeah, I once meet this really cool japanese lady who had a lot of money and would visit Hawaii a lot where I lived. We meet randomly and really enjoyed each othe and went on a few dates. Found out she was a christian and I just kinda stopped caring. Some shit happened and I wasn't able to meet up at an agreed upon time and she did not respond to my call afterward. Never made any effort past that to fix things since she was a christian. I think about her sometimes and wonder how things would have been and then I think about her being christian and I'm like ehhh oh well.
So this happend 2 months ago and I am still super embarrassed and suicidal since then.
Okay so, I was in class and my crush was called to solve a problem on the board.
Since nobody could see me, I whipped out my schlong and started jerking.
But the problem was when I came.
When I came, it was so hard it made a loud sound. Everyone looked at me. I was ashamed and killed myself right as I went to the bathroom.
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😍😍😍😍omg I love a man who gets winded walking from the fridge to his gaming chair and back😍 hearing him huff and puff like an asthmatic rhinoceros makes my honey drip if you know what I mean.
Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger. Will be thinking of you tonight 😏🤭😍
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Oh sorry I forgot I was on reddit, where everyone is a pathetic lonely weeb, gawking over fake internet points. I forgot how this is where the lonely, antisocial, hormonal pieces of shit cluster, bringing each other down with their own sad story. I’m sorry for you guys who have to know a fucking hentai to be considered culture. Enjoy your lives, knowing that the only attention you will get is from direct family.