Copypasta and circle jerk response to reddit culture or hivemind mentality. Primarily done to ridicule AITA sub or r/relationship_advice absurd nature.
Hey guys, softcore porn and erotica addict here, and I am fuming. Every time I get horny and want to go see some huge mommy milky badonkaloos on r/boobs, I get immediately flaccid because of how bad the posts are. The titles are fucking stupid and the angles are all shit. And not to mention the videos. Oooh man the videos. These woman Redditors really have never seen a male Redditor in their entire life. They also do the same things with their boobs with the bouncing and pushing of boobs around. It gets repetitive. At this point the size doesn’t even matter. Like please for once can we get some nipple play or something? Please do nipple play it’s so fucking hot.
Edit: Thanks for suggesting all the nsfw subreddits I’m not disappointed
I have been in this shitty sub for almost a year and the humour here almost didn’t change at all. All of you here are so fucking unfunny it hurts to even open Reddit and see your “jokes” on my home page. The word 69 is not funny at ALL. 420 is also not funny. I know they are the sex and weed number but how is that funny at all? Do you just say “oh I’m almost about to get 69 karma haha funny”????? You’re not. Saying “penis” or when asked to say a joke “my life” isn’t fucking funny in any way. How is a whole group of teenagers SO UNFUNNY???? I used to have this type of “humour” for a bit (not that long so thank god) and after I realized how much it was being repeated I realized that you guys are embarrassing. No one out of Reddit likes or respects ANY of you. TIK TOK is funnier then here AND ALWAYS WILL BE. “So leave the sub” that won’t fix the sub though, will it? It hurts to see your “jokes”. Develop a sense of humor or just get out😐
Long story short i got a part of my foreskin ripped off. Not much but enough. Currently in the ER.
Now long story: I was bored and couldn’t find a game to play and i was naked. So i walked up to the PS5 and did a mini squat, stretched my foreskin till about 5cm and put it in the disc drive.
At first it started sucking the disc (dick haha) for a few seconds and then it stopped briefly. I stood there and looked into my tv with great shame for those few seconds. Then the console beeped once and proceeded to suck in the bottom of my foreskin and it had torn it off. A little piece but enough to start the bleeding.
Now i’m currently in the ER getting my foreskin fixed, the culprit PS5 is still at home and i haven’t pressed charges. Never really told the doctors the truth either.
TL;DR: i got a part of my foreskin ripped off by a rather aggressive playstation. Currently in the ER.
Female Reddit avatars turn me on. Whenever I see a redditors profile avatar and it’s a female, it immediately makes me hard. Just the thought of them being a female makes me so horny. I beat my meat often to female Reddit avatars. I’ve produced so many gallons of cum looking at female Reddit avatars.
Sorry to bother you milady, but id like to inform you that i just ejaculated to your reddit avatar. I dont know why, its just so hot. omg the pink skin makes it even better
So my "friend" has a small penis and was wondering what exactly is the cut-off point for having a micro-penis? My friend is far too terrified to Google image search this and I can't either for entirely different reasons. I feel bad for him because my penis is extremely large and very satisfying to women and definitely works perfectly all the time, so I wanted to help him answer this question. He says that if he's at least a little above the threshold it might make him feel better.
Also, who is the piece of shit Doctor that coined the term "micro-penis" and why is it even considered a medical issue? Under what circumstances would a doctor even diagnose this issue? What does that conversation sound like? Is the doctor held responsible when the patient immediately jumps out of the nearest window upon receiving this diagnosis? These are all things my friend is curious about.
Thank you for reading, and again, just to be clear,my penis is huge and wonderful and I definitely am not asking this question to regain at least a shred of confidence and self-esteem. And I absolutely do not need just this one small victory to continue getting out of bed in the morning.
P. S. - obviously I'm asking this for myself and despite the tone of the post it is a serious concern of mine.
