Copypasta and circle jerk response to reddit culture or hivemind mentality. Primarily done to ridicule AITA sub or r/relationship_advice absurd nature.
Hello r/blacklivesmatter. I have a question.
So before I explain what happened, lemme just say this. I’m white (oppressor) and I’m very bad because I’m white. I recently was texting my friend (also oppressor) and was using some emojis to convey what I was saying. I generally use the default skin toned emojis which are a bright yellow color. One day though, my finger slipped and I accidentally used one of the darker skin toned 🖐 emoji. After realizing the horrible act of racism I’d just committed, I immediately deleted the reply as it had been rooted in racism and there’s no excuse for that. I then profusely apologized over Instagram messages to all of my accomplices, friends and acquaintances of color. A majority of them had responses that said that what happened was completely fine but I realized their opinion was probably white washed because of me (oppressor) and other white people (domestic terrorists/oppressors). So now I ask, am I racist because of this?
When I see a user with a female snoo avatar I always click on it to see a bigger image. And 10/10 times, I'm turned on by it.
They are sooo cute. Call me a bit dorky, but I've fantasized about having sex with some of them. And yes, I've beaten my meat to my fair share of female snoos (then again, who hasn't?).
I know most people on Reddit find the snoos ugly, but I think they're really sexy. It's bad when I'm scrolling through reddit in public and I see a female snoo because I automatically have to start thinking of something gross so I don't get an erection in public
I'll cut to the chase because you guys don't upvote posts longer than a paragraph. REDDIT. NEEDS. MORE. BREASTS. And actually good ones that satisfy the average Redditor, you know like hentai mommy milkers. You know, abnormous Gongalongadonkerooos. IMAGINE scrolling through reddit and you see a user with a female avatar possessing massive breast. Masturbation will become 54.8% more efficient. Face it, why wouldn't you do this? Reddit has porn, so why should admins limit themselves to that? In addition, female users can express themselves more accurately to other users creating a more immersive environment on Reddit.
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I know how to control the karma, but im not saying :)
I'TS MY CAKE DAY! Can I get an upvote? 🤞😂
R/foundthemobileuser 😂😂😂 fucking mobile users with capital letters LMAO
Instagram is better than reddit and fortnite is better than minecraft. EA good, Hong Kong bad, China good.
Reddit is stealing everything from 9GAG and Facebook :/
God EXISTS, and his plan is unknown!
Old Star Wars? Pff that thing SUCKS! New Star Wars gang rise up! Disney is amazing 😩😩
"Weed" and "vaping" should be BANNED!
TRUMP 2020!
Keanu Reever SUCKS!!!
EDIT: OH ME GOOSH DIDNT EXPECT SO MUCH LOVE THANK YOUU
EDIT 2: WOAH SILVER HOLY RHIS IS TAKING OFF THANK YOU
EDIT 3: GOLD!?!?!? YALLS TOO NICE
EDIT 4: THANK YOU KIND STRANGERS
EDIT 5: OMG RIP MY INBOX
My boyfriend (27M) during lovemaking passed a credit card through my (25F) ass. Turns out he has a cashier fetish, I don't like it at all. Is that common fetish and if it's not, what should I do?
I've been in love with my sister for a long time, and today, something really interesting happened. Over the past few years, my sister and I have been hanging out a lot more and I developed a crush on her.
Today, we were just hanging out in a restaurant and things were getting really flirtatious. We could tell that we wanted each other and agreed to go back home to her bedroom. Apparently, she always had a crush on me as well.
When we arrived, she took off her pants. Her panties looked so sexy on her, I got rock hard immediately and took off my pants, my erection in full view of her. It was one of the hottest things I've done in my life. But then she took off her jacket. This is where the interesting stuff happens.
I noticed that she was wearing a shirt of the Champion brand, and if you flip the logo sideways, it sort of looks like a crewmate from the popular game, "Among Us" Immediately, my brain acted on it's own. I'm not sure what happened, but I couldn't stop it. With my hard cock fully visible, I screamed, "SUS!!!! SUS!!!!!!! AMONG US AMONG US!!!!!!!!!"
I couldn't believe what I had just said. My sister looked confused and startled. She asked if I was okay and I wanted to say yes, but my brain didn't listen. I yelled, "HOLY SHIT YOU'RE ACTING SUS WHY YOU ACTING SUS HOLY SHIT AMONG US AMONG US" My sister had terror in her eyes. She was terrified of me. But I couldn't stop.
I lunged at her. "YOU'RE SUS YOU NEED TO GET VOTED OUT WHY ARE YOU ACTING SUSSSSSS YOU'RE THE IMPOSTOR!!!!!!!" She screamed at the top of her lungs. With all her strength, she escaped my grasp and left the room. I yelled. "YOU'RE ACTING SUS RUNNING AWAY IS SUS ARE YOU GOING TO VENT? VENTING IS REALLY SUS YOU NEED TO BE VOTED OUT!!!!"
I chased after her but eventually she locked herself in the bathroom and I could hear her talking to what I think was 911. It's been 10 minutes and the cops are currently on the way. Any advice would be nice.
