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Copypasta and circle jerk response to reddit culture or hivemind mentality. Primarily done to ridicule AITA sub or r/relationship_advice absurd nature.


You’re the VIRGIN wojack and im the CHAD wojack

    The wojack template the pasta was referring.
    look! LOOK! here you can CLEARLY see i put you as the ugly or offended wojack, and i put myself as the handsome, buff, coloquially named "chad" wojack, and i put text that described MY opinion above the wojak that represents ME, and YOUR opinion (clearly shit) above the wojack that represents YOU! so by definition, MY opinion is objectively superiour to your opinion! I've won the argument, and thus you cant do any counter arguments!

look! LOOK! i have put the image i have made into a subreddit full of people with the same opinion as me, and they all agreed with the meme! so now I have more people (that just share the same opinion as me) that back me up (without ever mentioning or regarding the people that back YOUR opinion up)!

    r/boobs is a fucking nightmare and needs to be improved

      Ok, but are they wrong?
      Hey guys, softcore porn and erotica addict here, and I am fuming. Every time I get horny and want to go see some huge mommy milky badonkaloos on r/boobs, I get immediately flaccid because of how bad the posts are. The titles are fucking stupid and the angles are all shit. And not to mention the videos. Oooh man the videos. These woman Redditors really have never seen a male Redditor in their entire life. They also do the same things with their boobs with the bouncing and pushing of boobs around. It gets repetitive. At this point the size doesn’t even matter. Like please for once can we get some nipple play or something? Please do nipple play it’s so fucking hot.

Edit: Thanks for suggesting all the nsfw subreddits I’m not disappointed

      This sub is the UNFUNNIEST place EVER on the internet.

        It comes from r/teenagers right?
        I have been in this shitty sub for almost a year and the humour here almost didn’t change at all. All of you here are so fucking unfunny it hurts to even open Reddit and see your “jokes” on my home page. The word 69 is not funny at ALL. 420 is also not funny. I know they are the sex and weed number but how is that funny at all? Do you just say “oh I’m almost about to get 69 karma haha funny”????? You’re not. Saying “penis” or when asked to say a joke “my life” isn’t fucking funny in any way. How is a whole group of teenagers SO UNFUNNY???? I used to have this type of “humour” for a bit (not that long so thank god) and after I realized how much it was being repeated I realized that you guys are embarrassing. No one out of Reddit likes or respects ANY of you. TIK TOK is funnier then here AND ALWAYS WILL BE. “So leave the sub” that won’t fix the sub though, will it? It hurts to see your “jokes”. Develop a sense of humor or just get out😐

        TIFU by putting my foreskin in the PS5 disc drive.

          Redditor in a nutshell
          Long story short i got a part of my foreskin ripped off. Not much but enough. Currently in the ER.

Now long story: I was bored and couldn’t find a game to play and i was naked. So i walked up to the PS5 and did a mini squat, stretched my foreskin till about 5cm and put it in the disc drive.

At first it started sucking the disc (dick haha) for a few seconds and then it stopped briefly. I stood there and looked into my tv with great shame for those few seconds. Then the console beeped once and proceeded to suck in the bottom of my foreskin and it had torn it off. A little piece but enough to start the bleeding.

Now i’m currently in the ER getting my foreskin fixed, the culprit PS5 is still at home and i haven’t pressed charges. Never really told the doctors the truth either.

TL;DR: i got a part of my foreskin ripped off by a rather aggressive playstation. Currently in the ER.

          Reddit female avatars turn me on

            Female Reddit avatars turn me on. Whenever I see a redditors profile avatar and it’s a female, it immediately makes me hard. Just the thought of them being a female makes me so horny. I beat my meat often to female Reddit avatars. I’ve produced so many gallons of cum looking at female Reddit avatars.

            i just ejaculated to your reddit avatar

              Redditmoment
              Sorry to bother you milady, but id like to inform you that i just ejaculated to your reddit avatar. I dont know why, its just so hot. omg the pink skin makes it even better