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    Copypasta has become a shit sub

      cum
      Idk what it is with you guys but you keep upvoting anything with the word cum sex or dick in it. I came here for subtle wall of texts where you couldn’t tell if it was real or fake. Now these 10k upvoted cumshit copypastas are just upvoted, never pasted. You don’t actually see any of them in the wild it’s a truly sad state. See for yourself sort by top this year and it’s all sex like fr is it that funny?

      OP is a Trump supporter.

        Reddit moment
        OP is a Trump supporter.
        
        I have downvoted every post you have ever posted and have reported this post. If this behaviour does not change, your punishment will further continue.
        Hello, OP. I've searched through your account history and see that you agreed with trump once back in 2017. As a redditor, and a good human, i have downvoted every post and comment on your account as far back as december 7th, 2013, on 5 different alternate accounts. I have reported every single post you have ever made. I hacked into reddit's serverbase and found out your IP address, real home address, and have constructed several bombs which are shipping there as we speak. I await your death, nazi.

        How are 13yos doing it but I’m 16 and have never even been in a relationship

          r/teenagers is a gold mine for copypastas
          I feel like every post here that's not a shitpost is about people getting into relationships or losing their virginity with a so or a fwb, etc.
          WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO'S STILL A LONELY VIRGIN? I seriously feel like I'm the only one, and it also doesn't help my self esteem, which is already really low. I think i look horrible (no I'm not showing my face) but many people have told me that I look better than most, but I don't believe that, because nobody wants to engage in a conversation with me, even when I start it.
          How are people so lucky while I'm here just getting more and more depressed as time goes on because I feel like I'm the only one not in a relationship or still a virgin which makes me feel like I'm inadequate, but I've tried everything I can, and it's still not enough.

          Am I racist? (serious)

            Very serious
            Hello r/blacklivesmatter. I have a question.
            
            So before I explain what happened, lemme just say this. I’m white (oppressor) and I’m very bad because I’m white. I recently was texting my friend (also oppressor) and was using some emojis to convey what I was saying. I generally use the default skin toned emojis which are a bright yellow color. One day though, my finger slipped and I accidentally used one of the darker skin toned 🖐 emoji. After realizing the horrible act of racism I’d just committed, I immediately deleted the reply as it had been rooted in racism and there’s no excuse for that. I then profusely apologized over Instagram messages to all of my accomplices, friends and acquaintances of color. A majority of them had responses that said that what happened was completely fine but I realized their opinion was probably white washed because of me (oppressor) and other white people (domestic terrorists/oppressors). So now I ask, am I racist because of this?

            from r/196

              When I see a user with a female snoo avatar I always click on it to see a bigger image. And 10/10 times, I'm turned on by it.
              
              They are sooo cute. Call me a bit dorky, but I've fantasized about having sex with some of them. And yes, I've beaten my meat to my fair share of female snoos (then again, who hasn't?).
              
              I know most people on Reddit find the snoos ugly, but I think they're really sexy. It's bad when I'm scrolling through reddit in public and I see a female snoo because I automatically have to start thinking of something gross so I don't get an erection in public