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GUYS HELP A WOMAN IS THREATENING ME WITH MY NUDES

    allow me to explain. so there is this woman from Messenger, as i woke up
to a bunch of DMs. we chatted for a bit, and then she asked to see me
on cam. so i did, and things got steamy. being the teen i am, the
hormones was raging in me. a few moments later, she showed me a
recording of me masturbating (i was playing along, and i was pressured
to). now, shes wanting 2500$ and i dont have that money, and she says if
i dont give her the money, shell post it on my fb and i think my
reputation is gonna be ruined. what do i do?

edit: i reported her to my local police and the state troopers. i am now
filing a statement and i am still keeping in touch with her in fears of
the leak i encourage you guys to NEVER open up unknown people in your
DMs, and if things get fishy, BLOCK THEM. edit 2: ok the state troopers
called, and they said to call Petersburg police since we're both in
alaska, im going to give them a call. wish me luck!

    My (27F) husband (40M) watches among us porn. What should I do?

      Among Us porn copypasta
      Hi all, this is my first post so excuse any mistakes. My husband and I have been married for about 5 years now, and it's been a very fulfilling relationship. However, recently I have discovered a problem. My husband has a friend who l'Il call Clive. I saw my husband Ming him about "sussy cheeks" and looked into it. It turns out my husband is an avid fan of the game "among us" and as ridiculous as it sounds he has a terabyte of saved pornography from the game that he shares with Clive. I feel so insecure and am worried about how this will affect our sex life; will he force me to dress like a crewmate?? Advice appreciated.

      Dear r/teenagers please shut up.

        r/teenagers copypasta
        Dear r/teenagers,

Please shut up.

I get it, you’re horny. But nobody wants to hear about all the times you’ve masturbated to your sibling, and nobody wants to hear about һоѡ your tits got in the way of something. Nobody wants to hear your “pwease be my friend 🥺👉👈” crap when posting stuff like this is exactly the reason why you have no friends. You complain about not having bfs/gfs and yet you post garbage with zero self awareness. “Boobs tits or ass” һоѡ about grass you cum stained landwhale. Go outside. Get some vitamin D. Get some friends. Get something other than erection every time you see a woman.

Best,

        Does anyone else feels attracted to female avatar profile pictures on reddit?

          I don’t know why but I kinda get a little turned on when I see them. There’s something about their design that makes them really adorable and I always try to hold myself back from imagining things about them but I can’t help it. They look so tiny and fluffy with a petite body and short height, cute little outfits, a rounded face, big eyes and pretty hair. Like they’re literally so unironically perfect I feel like reddit made them this way on purpose. I grew a habit of direct messaging anyone who have a nice woman avatar and chatting with them because I imagine the person using the account to look the same. I’m not even typing this out to sound like a weirdo i genuinely feel this way and I do hope that I’m not being weird for it. Please tell me there’s someone who feels the same thing

          boyfriend has ton of nude hentai all over apartment

            I'm posting this on another sub-reddit for more advice.

I've been with my boyfriend for 4 years.

Within the past month he keeps buying stickers and posters of naked anime / hentai and putting it everywhere in the apartment. I'm really not comfortable with this, and it bothers me even more because I sometimes have to pick up my nephew that is 10 from school and I watch him at the apartment until someone picks him up to go home. My mom also comes to visit so I try to hide the stuff but there is so much it's really difficult. He also has some in his car and it's noticeable to passengers, for example his best friend saw it and said, " why tf do you have naked pictures of women in your car dude? Your gf is right here." And my boyfriend just laughed and didn't say anything. The picture I'm referencing for that situation is a real person btw, idk who the model is or anything.

He also has a huge poster (made out of cloth, I know there is another name for this but I can't remember), of a naked anime girl fingering herself. ( it covers the entire wall, like 6 feet tall)

I don't even know what to do anymore. I told him I didn't like it and that I felt disrespected, but he just says, " I can't have anything nice." His friends have even asked me privately on the side why is he doing this and they feel bad for me.

Ever since he got his job as a correctional officer last year he completely changed. I don't know what to do.

            TIFU by thinking my son was having gay sex when he was just eating Hummus

              So I (39F) have a son (15M) and he brought a friend round today.

They immediately went to their room and I assumed they would just play some video games or whatever so I was totally fine leaving them.

It was about 30 minutes in when I was walking past, I heard sounds such as 'Omg that's so good' and 'Its so good with that in it' and various 'mmmm' sounds.

It really sounded like they were having gay sex, I was super weirded out by it so I quickly went downstairs and waited for his friend to leave. When this friend left an hour or two later I asked my son what they were doing in his room (because although I don't mind him being gay, and ik it's normal for teenagers to have sex, a condom really should be used) so I planned to confront him about that.

However the answer shocked me to my very core. They weren't having sex, they were eating hummus.

I was shocked, and initially didn't believe it. We had never had hummus before and I asked him to show me the hummus if this was true. So he did, and I ate hummus for the first time, and oh my god was it good. We experimented with different things in it like bread and carrots and it was great. Apparently his friend had heard about how he had never had hummus before and thought this was absurd so had planned a date for a hummus party.

So yeah, it ended up being quite a good ending, i discovered how nice hummus was.

TLDR: Thought my son was having gay sex, he just really liked hummus.